Heavy:man sandvich makes me thirsty
Strong Bad: here man try this
*takes out banang*
Max:*Shoots banang out of strong bad's hand*
Tycho:Why would do that?
Max:That's none of your damn buisness.
Now thar the games out post ideas for dialogue you want to be in the game.
Strong Bad: I couldn't bring cash tonight but I do have this thing I've been trying to get rid of. {takes out jibblies painting}
Painting: Come on in here!
{Everyone minus Max start shaking uncontrolably and jibbling}
{Max throws the painting away}
{Everyone stops shaking}
Strong Bad: I'm guessing thats a big no on that one. How about Homewad's glasses then?
Tycho: Hey Strong Bad, why are you so bald?
Strong Bad: Look who's talking!
Tycho: Huh?
If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])
Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.
If Homestar wa a player and bets "The Homestarmy Standard Issue" (Orange Bowl [Soldier hat] and wooden spoon [shovel replacement])
Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Gabe: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.
I fixed it to make it the sidekicks edition.
Here's Sam's:
Sam: Aw, fudge nuts! I forgot that I'm short on cash, what with Max's recent unexpected craving for cockroaches.
Homestar: I ate a cockwoach once. But then Mawzipan made me spit it out.
Sam: Looks like I'm gonna have to bet my revolver. Good thing I have two of these.
Winslow: Very well, then. The person who can eliminate Sam will receive a revolver.
Gabe: I don't have any cash. I was on the Mann Co. store last night and well... Looks like I have to bet {dramatic pause} this.
{Draws the cardboard tube complete with "draw sword" sound effect}
Homestar: Sewiously? A cordbowd tube?
Gabe: Not just any cardboard tube. {hands medic a melon} Hold this for me doc.
{Gabe then proceds to slice the melon into tiny cubes with a flurry of slashes}
Medic: {enthusiasticlly} Tell me it has the same effect on human flesh!
Gabe: And bone.
Winslow: Very well then. The one to eliminate Gabe gets the cardboard tube of the Cardboard Tube Samuri.
Heavy: Yesterday Egineer talks me into going on internet to check th RED website, then Scout suggests I check the "Not Safe For Weaklings" fan art. Tycho: Uh Heavy, thats not what NSFW stands for. Heavy: I know that now. {Shudders} Nithing but drawings of me kissing scout and pyro. Tycho: Yeah, Rule 34 is a bitch. Strong Bad: Rule thirty-what? Tycho: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there is pornographic fan-art of it somewhere. Strong Bad: You mean there's naked pictures of the babliens form the limozeen cartoon. Tycho: Yup. Strong Bad: Of me? Tycho: No exceptions. Strong Bad: {Looking uneasy} Of the Poopsmith? Tycho: I said no exceptions, danmit! Stong Bad: Of... {shudders} Jibbliejibbliehibbile Tycho: {Slides his iPhone over to Strong Bad with a devious smile} Why don't you check this out?
{Strong Bad looks at it and then breaks out in the jibblies big-time}
{Max picks up phone} Max: Strong Bad and Homsar?! Tycho, do you keep this on your phone all the time? Tycho: No I just thought to myself "What if I need to tramatize someone tonight" and then sought out the most distrubing thing on the web. Heavy: The Internet is too creepy. I'll stick to Playboy.
A couple of ideas for other characters from the series chatting in the background:
Bubs: -and then I said "Alls I gots left is this $32 napkin" and the dummy buys it.
Bosco: A fresh napkin? I sold a snotty rag for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Bubs: We have GOT to talk!
Frank: I'm sick of all these kids and their "Star Wars" games. How about they try seeing their unit explode into chunky salsa and watch their own kidneys being removed in the field hospital.
Soldier: Finally, a man who talks some sence.
If somehow we could get Francis on here, he'd probably bet:
Francis: Well, uh, you all know my affinity for things that are cool. And...I think vests are really cool. So here, have a vest. Sam: Is it bulletproof per chance? Francis: Are you dense?! This 100% leather vest IS bulletproof. I mean, there's a slight scuff in the collar from three consecutive bar fights in a row, but hey, no bullets! Winslow: It is settled, then! The player who eliminates Francis from play will receive a bullet-free vest. Francis: Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, beefhead! Sam: [puts away gun] Sorry, but I'm kinda irked that it isn't more battle-damaged than it is.
{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad scene with the slower version of the TGS music. Cheerleader and So and So are wearing towels. What's Her Face is wearing her regular clothes. The Ugly One is dressed like a mummy in a sarcophagus. Daphne is there too, wearing a towel with "Daph" written on it.}
DAPHNE: Hey gals! you know what today is... {words appear on screen as they are said slowly} mario 25th anni-
CHEERLEADER: {interrupting} This is taking too long!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm already bored!
SO AND SO: I'm going home!
THE UGLY ONE: I belong in a museum!
{Cut back to the inventory table}
Tycho: {bring out mario's hat, mario all-star on wii and nintendo point card} well ill trade you this after the game before i lose
Heavy:So Bunnyman what team are you on?
Max:My what now?
Heavy:Your team, what team are you on? Me and Tiny Heavy are on red and Tycho on blu...
Tycho and strong bad:We are not on a team. *they then notice them talking together and look away*
Heavy:So what team are you on?
Max:How about I stay neutral and shoot whoever I damn want
Heavy:No we have headless horsemen for that.
Strong Bad: Hey, Geekazoid! How's that adventure game of yours going? Tycho: You mean Penny Arcade Adventures? Strong Bad: Yeah, that one. I heard there were only, like, two episodes out. Tycho: Well, I'm glad you took interest in this game. Yeah, there were only two episodes released out of the planned four. Strong Bad: A-ha! Mine had, like, five episodes, man! My game beats yours! Now suck it! Tycho: Ugh, fucking douchebag.
Max's
Sam and Max are relaxing in the office (I.e. trying to shoot a fly) when...
RRIIINNNGGG!
I got it! I got it!
(Sam shoves max out the window)
Sam: Yeah? Uh'uh? Maybe? It's for you Max.
(Sam hands the phone to Max who's hanging out the window.)
Max: Yes? Right... With a flamethrower... I'm there.
Sam: Who was it? The Comisioner?
Max: Better. I've been invited to an interdimensional poker tournemt!
Sam: Why? You don't have any money.
Max: I don't but there's all that gold in fort knox just going to waste.
Sam: Gambling our nations financial security on games of chance, the greatest American tradition!
Max:that easy my freinds is bosco when he die, syble, stinky, stinky grampa, the geek, and Lorne
{cut to the blue background the Lorne head is at the left and the tittle says "THE FRIEND FOR LIEs" when the singer reading words on the screen}
Singer: THE FRIENDS FOR L-
Heavy: {the singer stops, cut to the inventory table} WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY
Max: lor-
Heavy: NO, i meant the other one
Max: the geek
Strong bad: who's the geek?
Max: shes the girl and she build stuff and-
{cut to the black screen}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} 3 hours later.... don't worried we also hack in your computer and we copy the CPU on your computer and he plays he will be done in 3 hours but is now and you could keep playing now, SEE YA LATER!
{cut to the inventory table}
Tycho: oh you mean when she grows up and be smart and go vacation and never go back
Max: yes it is
Heavy: OH, that reminds of my team mate that build stuff is engin-
Strong bad: CAN WE GET ON THIS F--{bleep}-KING POKER NOW?!
Tycho: (bets or raises) This next one goes out to Derrick Acosta, wherever he is. May he rest in peace, AGAIN, for the millionth time already. (Mega64 on PAXtv)
Max: (all in) Putting my money where my refined incisors are!
Heavy: (winning hand) Though I am not so open to Red Spy, he has at least taught me a bit about patience and luck. I think it has proved well. Strong Bad: The good ol' underdog theorem. Never let anyone down. Better not.
If Po was a player and bets "The kung fu panda Standard Issue" (po's costume [a wishing hole finger thingy] and a fireworks [shovel replacement])
Po: Oh nusts! I alweady spent my money on a bunch of nuddles from my dad
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Po: I have no choice. I am going to put my position kaboom of the awesomes on the line. {Puts po's costume, a wishing hole finger thingy, and a little fireworks on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the shot off my back. {starts removing pants}
Winslow: NO! The er... costume and that things will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the the furious five.
Hey pepsiboy, want to see a neat computer trick? First, find the Alt key. It should be next to the spacebar. Then press F4 on the top of the keyboard and see what happens.
I don't have specific ideas for dialog, but what about some sort of commentary on someone going all in multiple hands in a row? (I just decided to play a game going all in on every hand no matter what my hand was, and I WON THE TOURNAMENT.)
I don't have specific ideas for dialog, but what about some sort of commentary on someone going all in multiple hands in a row? (I just decided to play a game going all in on every hand no matter what my hand was, and I WON THE TOURNAMENT.)
Max: i also heard of battleship movie
Tycho: there's a movie from hasbro?
Max: yeah i saw it on the internet, and is not for kids...
Strong Bad: BUT ALIENS?!
Heavy: DA, those aliens are STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Strong Bad: well is just like Tromfarmerz
Tycho: TRANSFORMERS!
Strong Bad: whatever-
Max: and you sunk my money
Tycho: *faceplam* kill me
Heavy: Later...*sniff*...later.
For the game's birthday all the players will put all in.
Everybody Wagering The Presents:
Max: Did someone have presents to bet?
Strong Bad: Wow i have and why?
Tycho: Is the game's birthday remember?
Heavy: I do!
(when the player win the hand)
When the player win the hand
Max: Better i still calm down i'm policeman and i lose a game
Strong Bad: This should be another kind of game of cards like Rock, Paper
Bone: (pops out behind of Strong Bad) Scissors?
Strong Bad: No! Baccarat! Baccarat!!!
Bone: Okey (Leaves the Scene)
Heavy: Oh no! Why this must happend? I'm not a baby!
Tycho: We don't fold becouse you will think that we looked in your cards right?
(When the player win)
Heavy: (Very angrily) What?!? I DON'T WIN! NOW I GONNA DESTROY THIS PLACE NOW!
Strong Bad: Yeah i will join you!
(Heavy stands up, flips the table over, pulls out Sasha, spins the Minigun as if to fire at the flipped table for destroy the inventory and Strong Bad Sits on Heavy's shoulder)
Tycho: (Very scared) What?!? Why the fuck it is helping?
Max: Oh i can't arrest him! (Max and Tycho hides in the table)
Windslow: (Very angrily) What?!? Now they goes too fair! SECURITY!
Heavy: I GONNA SHOW WHO IS THE BEST I...What?
Strong Bad: I changed my mind your idea sucks! (Strong Bad get off from Heavy's shoulder)
Marzipan: Hey you!
Guybrush: how appropriate you have small mind! (cut to the security team: Marzipan, Guybursh, Gromit, Hector, Scout and Hatsune Miku)
Hector: You under arrest!
Miku: You should play nice not like that!
Scout: (Hits Heavy's Head with the sandman) Bonk!
Groumit: (Pokes Heavy and Heavy falls)
Heavy: (Get up) Well i think i must sorry the player!
(a flash triggers and everything's back to normal as if nothing happened).
Heavy: I loss and i accept this!
Strong Bad: See! Destruction helps nothing even when someone cheats and you lose!
Strong Bad, Heavy, Max and Tycho: Happy Birthday Poker Night at The Inventory!
Comments
There you go.
And probably.
Heavy:ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES
Max:Who told you of the rubber pants commandos?
Isn't their leader a monkey though?
but the rest of the team members are babies which work well
Max:hey uh you guys ill fold and just look into these goggles
Wheel:FUTURE VISION
Strong bad:Wait what?
Heavy:HACKS
Tycho:Wow I mean what the f
Max:Oh I thought those were just the voices in my head. No shut up voices they will believe it.
Strong Bad: uhhhh so anyway i fold.
heh I did the censor or noncensor thing like poker night.
Heavy: Hahaha babies lose their tiny chips.
Tycho: Laugh it up baldie.
Why am I so bald?!?!?!
lawlz :B
Strong Bad: I couldn't bring cash tonight but I do have this thing I've been trying to get rid of. {takes out jibblies painting}
Painting: Come on in here!
{Everyone minus Max start shaking uncontrolably and jibbling}
{Max throws the painting away}
{Everyone stops shaking}
Strong Bad: I'm guessing thats a big no on that one. How about Homewad's glasses then?
Tycho: Hey Strong Bad, why are you so bald?
Strong Bad: Look who's talking!
Tycho: Huh?
Max: Uuuuugh! You know I take this from Sam, because he's my BFF, but what are YOU?
Tycho: Cultivated?
*Max falls down*
Homestar: Oh cwap! I alweady spent my money on a buncha wirless extention cowds fwom Bubs.
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Homestar: I have no choice. I am going to put my position of Colen-el of the Homestawmy on the line. {Puts bowl on head an spoon on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the showt off my back. {starts removing shirt}
Winslow: NO! The er... helmet and weapon will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the Homestarmy.
I fixed it to make it the sidekicks edition.
Here's Sam's:
Sam: Aw, fudge nuts! I forgot that I'm short on cash, what with Max's recent unexpected craving for cockroaches.
Homestar: I ate a cockwoach once. But then Mawzipan made me spit it out.
Sam: Looks like I'm gonna have to bet my revolver. Good thing I have two of these.
Winslow: Very well, then. The person who can eliminate Sam will receive a revolver.
Gabe: I don't have any cash. I was on the Mann Co. store last night and well... Looks like I have to bet {dramatic pause} this.
{Draws the cardboard tube complete with "draw sword" sound effect}
Homestar: Sewiously? A cordbowd tube?
Gabe: Not just any cardboard tube. {hands medic a melon} Hold this for me doc.
{Gabe then proceds to slice the melon into tiny cubes with a flurry of slashes}
Medic: {enthusiasticlly} Tell me it has the same effect on human flesh!
Gabe: And bone.
Winslow: Very well then. The one to eliminate Gabe gets the cardboard tube of the Cardboard Tube Samuri.
Not sure what the rest of the conversation would be, but there really should have been more references to the web comics e-mail.
Heavy: Yesterday Egineer talks me into going on internet to check th RED website, then Scout suggests I check the "Not Safe For Weaklings" fan art.
Tycho: Uh Heavy, thats not what NSFW stands for.
Heavy: I know that now. {Shudders} Nithing but drawings of me kissing scout and pyro.
Tycho: Yeah, Rule 34 is a bitch.
Strong Bad: Rule thirty-what?
Tycho: Rule 34 of the internet: If it exists there is pornographic fan-art of it somewhere.
Strong Bad: You mean there's naked pictures of the babliens form the limozeen cartoon.
Tycho: Yup.
Strong Bad: Of me?
Tycho: No exceptions.
Strong Bad: {Looking uneasy} Of the Poopsmith?
Tycho: I said no exceptions, danmit!
Stong Bad: Of... {shudders} Jibbliejibbliehibbile
Tycho: {Slides his iPhone over to Strong Bad with a devious smile} Why don't you check this out?
{Strong Bad looks at it and then breaks out in the jibblies big-time}
{Max picks up phone}
Max: Strong Bad and Homsar?! Tycho, do you keep this on your phone all the time?
Tycho: No I just thought to myself "What if I need to tramatize someone tonight" and then sought out the most distrubing thing on the web.
Heavy: The Internet is too creepy. I'll stick to Playboy.
SOOOOOOLLLLLDIIIIIIIIIIEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!
man they always at the inventory
Francis: Well, uh, you all know my affinity for things that are cool. And...I think vests are really cool. So here, have a vest.
Sam: Is it bulletproof per chance?
Francis: Are you dense?! This 100% leather vest IS bulletproof. I mean, there's a slight scuff in the collar from three consecutive bar fights in a row, but hey, no bullets!
Winslow: It is settled, then! The player who eliminates Francis from play will receive a bullet-free vest.
Francis: Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing, beefhead!
Sam: [puts away gun] Sorry, but I'm kinda irked that it isn't more battle-damaged than it is.
Heavy: {overlapping tycho, shout out} WHAT?!
Max: i think is mario's birthday
Strong bad: man is so long i was write
{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad scene with the slower version of the TGS music. Cheerleader and So and So are wearing towels. What's Her Face is wearing her regular clothes. The Ugly One is dressed like a mummy in a sarcophagus. Daphne is there too, wearing a towel with "Daph" written on it.}
DAPHNE: Hey gals! you know what today is... {words appear on screen as they are said slowly} mario 25th anni-
CHEERLEADER: {interrupting} This is taking too long!
WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm already bored!
SO AND SO: I'm going home!
THE UGLY ONE: I belong in a museum!
{Cut back to the inventory table}
Tycho: {bring out mario's hat, mario all-star on wii and nintendo point card} well ill trade you this after the game before i lose
{tycho throws out the items on the table}
PFFFFFF
uhhhh.
Anyway
Heavy:So Bunnyman what team are you on?
Max:My what now?
Heavy:Your team, what team are you on? Me and Tiny Heavy are on red and Tycho on blu...
Tycho and strong bad:We are not on a team. *they then notice them talking together and look away*
Heavy:So what team are you on?
Max:How about I stay neutral and shoot whoever I damn want
Heavy:No we have headless horsemen for that.
Tycho: You mean Penny Arcade Adventures?
Strong Bad: Yeah, that one. I heard there were only, like, two episodes out.
Tycho: Well, I'm glad you took interest in this game. Yeah, there were only two episodes released out of the planned four.
Strong Bad: A-ha! Mine had, like, five episodes, man! My game beats yours! Now suck it!
Tycho: Ugh, fucking douchebag.
Just gotta say, I really enjoyed this.
HUUUUUUUURRRR...
so anyways...
Strong bad: hey rabbid (lol coach z words)
Max: yes?
Strong bad: did you meet other friends?
Max:that easy my freinds is bosco when he die, syble, stinky, stinky grampa, the geek, and Lorne
{cut to the blue background the Lorne head is at the left and the tittle says "THE FRIEND FOR LIEs" when the singer reading words on the screen}
Singer: THE FRIENDS FOR L-
Heavy: {the singer stops, cut to the inventory table} WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY
Max: lor-
Heavy: NO, i meant the other one
Max: the geek
Strong bad: who's the geek?
Max: shes the girl and she build stuff and-
{cut to the black screen}
ANNOUNCER: {voiceover, reading the words on screen} 3 hours later.... don't worried we also hack in your computer and we copy the CPU on your computer and he plays he will be done in 3 hours but is now and you could keep playing now, SEE YA LATER!
{cut to the inventory table}
Tycho: oh you mean when she grows up and be smart and go vacation and never go back
Max: yes it is
Heavy: OH, that reminds of my team mate that build stuff is engin-
Strong bad: CAN WE GET ON THIS F--{bleep}-KING POKER NOW?!
Tycho: (bets or raises) This next one goes out to Derrick Acosta, wherever he is. May he rest in peace, AGAIN, for the millionth time already. (Mega64 on PAXtv)
Max: (all in) Putting my money where my refined incisors are!
Heavy: (winning hand) Though I am not so open to Red Spy, he has at least taught me a bit about patience and luck. I think it has proved well.
Strong Bad: The good ol' underdog theorem. Never let anyone down. Better not.
Tycho: *Sigh*...Well, I guess I'll just have to give in........my CHIPS!
Po: Oh nusts! I alweady spent my money on a bunch of nuddles from my dad
Tycho: I was going to ask "how did you fall for that one" but then I remembered who we're talking about here.
Po: I have no choice. I am going to put my position kaboom of the awesomes on the line. {Puts po's costume, a wishing hole finger thingy, and a little fireworks on table}
Winslow: Well..
Homestar: Or I could bet the shot off my back. {starts removing pants}
Winslow: NO! The er... costume and that things will be fine. Whoever knocks Homestar out wins the position of commander of the the furious five.
strong bad:heavy, why do you keep talking about a sandvich
heavy:heals me
max:you get to heal with food
heavy:it is either that of a healing nerd
tycho:reminds me of gabe
Ze Proof:
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*gasp* A fellow graduate of Johnathan Gabriel's School of Playing Total Sh!t and Seeing What Happens?!
I enrolled in the extension program after I heard about it from Max!
I love that line of Tycho's. Also, yes.
Tycho: there's a movie from hasbro?
Max: yeah i saw it on the internet, and is not for kids...
Strong Bad: BUT ALIENS?!
Heavy: DA, those aliens are STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Strong Bad: well is just like Tromfarmerz
Tycho: TRANSFORMERS!
Strong Bad: whatever-
Max: and you sunk my money
Tycho: *faceplam* kill me
Heavy: Later...*sniff*...later.
WATCH DA TRAILER
Everybody Wagering The Presents:
Max: Did someone have presents to bet?
Strong Bad: Wow i have and why?
Tycho: Is the game's birthday remember?
Heavy: I do!
(when the player win the hand)
When the player win the hand
Max: Better i still calm down i'm policeman and i lose a game
Strong Bad: This should be another kind of game of cards like Rock, Paper
Bone: (pops out behind of Strong Bad) Scissors?
Strong Bad: No! Baccarat! Baccarat!!!
Bone: Okey (Leaves the Scene)
Heavy: Oh no! Why this must happend? I'm not a baby!
Tycho: We don't fold becouse you will think that we looked in your cards right?
(When the player win)
Heavy: (Very angrily) What?!? I DON'T WIN! NOW I GONNA DESTROY THIS PLACE NOW!
Strong Bad: Yeah i will join you!
(Heavy stands up, flips the table over, pulls out Sasha, spins the Minigun as if to fire at the flipped table for destroy the inventory and Strong Bad Sits on Heavy's shoulder)
Tycho: (Very scared) What?!? Why the fuck it is helping?
Max: Oh i can't arrest him! (Max and Tycho hides in the table)
Windslow: (Very angrily) What?!? Now they goes too fair! SECURITY!
Heavy: I GONNA SHOW WHO IS THE BEST I...What?
Strong Bad: I changed my mind your idea sucks! (Strong Bad get off from Heavy's shoulder)
Marzipan: Hey you!
Guybrush: how appropriate you have small mind! (cut to the security team: Marzipan, Guybursh, Gromit, Hector, Scout and Hatsune Miku)
Hector: You under arrest!
Miku: You should play nice not like that!
Scout: (Hits Heavy's Head with the sandman) Bonk!
Groumit: (Pokes Heavy and Heavy falls)
Heavy: (Get up) Well i think i must sorry the player!
(a flash triggers and everything's back to normal as if nothing happened).
Heavy: I loss and i accept this!
Strong Bad: See! Destruction helps nothing even when someone cheats and you lose!
Strong Bad, Heavy, Max and Tycho: Happy Birthday Poker Night at The Inventory!