There once lived a kid his name wasn't Chuck.
And to be honest with you, he was quite a Duck.
He wasn't the smartest, dumb like a sack full of hammers.
But atleast he got heart and looked cute in pyjamas.
I wrote this last Christmas. In the stupid version of Jingle Bells, they say "So and so laid an egg!" So... Since Christa was pregnant, I gave her that line.
I wrote this last Christmas. In the stupid version of Jingle Bells, they say "So and so laid an egg!" So... Since Christa was pregnant, I ga… moreve her that line.
Walker bells
Brie's expelled
Christa laid an egg
Our man Lee crossed a big sign
To get back his sweet Clementine
Walker bells
I doubt Omid can spell
Kenny's mustache kinda smells
Ben gets impaled and says, "My legs hurt!"
What an idiot, his legs hurt
Walker bells
Kenny bails
Danny gets pitch forked
Larry, even with his wonderful ass charm
Didn't make it out of the barn
Larry died
Lilly cried
I'm done with this right now
Oh maybe not, maybe not
I am not a bot!
But this sucks, so I'm done
I wrote this last Christmas. In the stupid version of Jingle Bells, they say "So and so laid an egg!" So... Since Christa was pregnant, I ga… moreve her that line.
Walker bells
Brie's expelled
Christa laid an egg
Our man Lee crossed a big sign
To get back his sweet Clementine
Walker bells
I doubt Omid can spell
Kenny's mustache kinda smells
Ben gets impaled and says, "My legs hurt!"
What an idiot, his legs hurt
Walker bells
Kenny bails
Danny gets pitch forked
Larry, even with his wonderful ass charm
Didn't make it out of the barn
Larry died
Lilly cried
I'm done with this right now
Oh maybe not, maybe not
I am not a bot!
But this sucks, so I'm done
A woman's reproductive cell is called an egg. Christa was pregnant, aka, reproducing. So technically, Christa's body laid an egg inside of her womb. GET IT?
There once lived two man's. Named Luke and Nick.
One was a nice guy, the other quite a dick.
One wasn't the greatest, the other quite a catch.
But i know one thing is sure, they do look like a match!
A woman's reproductive cell is called an egg. Christa was pregnant, aka, reproducing. So technically, Christa's body laid an egg inside of her womb. GET IT?
There once lived a guy named Nate.
Nate had a dream, he wanted to get laid.
Nate met a girl named Lilly. She was kinda iffy.
But Nate didn't care, she gave him a stiffy!
Nate gave her a 10.
Yes, Nate was quite a gentelman!
I wrote this last Christmas. In the stupid version of Jingle Bells, they say "So and so laid an egg!" So... Since Christa was pregnant, I ga… moreve her that line.
Walker bells
Brie's expelled
Christa laid an egg
Our man Lee crossed a big sign
To get back his sweet Clementine
Walker bells
I doubt Omid can spell
Kenny's mustache kinda smells
Ben gets impaled and says, "My legs hurt!"
What an idiot, his legs hurt
Walker bells
Kenny bails
Danny gets pitch forked
Larry, even with his wonderful ass charm
Didn't make it out of the barn
Larry died
Lilly cried
I'm done with this right now
Oh maybe not, maybe not
I am not a bot!
But this sucks, so I'm done
It's funny how most us who are making these poems (including me) just throw in random stuff to make it rhyme with the other words even though it makes no sense at all... lol.
I protected you as well as i could. I got so attached, maybe more than i should.
You are a form that is told what to feel. Yet you seem s… moreo real.
Tragedy and death on this path we walk. I'm sad that we never really got to talk.
Lifeless form without thought or mind. Now i feel depressed and blind.
In the end the strong became weak and the weak became strong. It might have been withing you all along
I know you are not real, so i know you will be fine. I will miss you, Clementine!
I hope you enjoyed it!
I protected you as well as i could. I got so attached, maybe more than i should.
You are a form that is told what to feel. Yet you seem s… moreo real.
Tragedy and death on this path we walk. I'm sad that we never really got to talk.
Lifeless form without thought or mind. Now i feel depressed and blind.
In the end the strong became weak and the weak became strong. It might have been withing you all along
I know you are not real, so i know you will be fine. I will miss you, Clementine!
I hope you enjoyed it!
lol I was actually waiting for comments saying how the f*** did ben fall up the stairs in my poem lol even though never one asked taught because seen as stupid thought just say fall up the stairs makes no sense just though be funny
I protected you as well as i could. I got so attached, maybe more than i should.
You are a form that is told what to feel. Yet you seem s… moreo real.
Tragedy and death on this path we walk. I'm sad that we never really got to talk.
Lifeless form without thought or mind. Now i feel depressed and blind.
In the end the strong became weak and the weak became strong. It might have been withing you all along
I know you are not real, so i know you will be fine. I will miss you, Clementine!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Some people listen to their heart
Some listen to their head
Larry got attacked in both
And now he's super dead.
When Clementin… moree
Met a canine
Their new friendship seemed permanent
But when he chomped
She kicked and stomped,
Then slit his throat (Determinant)
Comments
There once lived a man.
He wrote very good poem.
That man obviously wasn't me.
Because my poem skills are terribly.
There once lived a kid his name wasn't Chuck.
And to be honest with you, he was quite a Duck.
He wasn't the smartest, dumb like a sack full of hammers.
But atleast he got heart and looked cute in pyjamas.
These are so awful it's hilarious. (Not saying mine were good.)
I wrote this last Christmas. In the stupid version of Jingle Bells, they say "So and so laid an egg!" So... Since Christa was pregnant, I gave her that line.
Walker bells
Brie's expelled
Christa laid an egg
Our man Lee crossed a big sign
To get back his sweet Clementine
Walker bells
I doubt Omid can spell
Kenny's mustache kinda smells
Ben gets impaled and says, "My legs hurt!"
What an idiot, his legs hurt
Walker bells
Kenny bails
Danny gets pitch forked
Larry, even with his wonderful ass charm
Didn't make it out of the barn
Larry died
Lilly cried
I'm done with this right now
Oh maybe not, maybe not
I am not a bot!
But this sucks, so I'm done
There once lived two man's. Named Luke and Nick.
One was a nice guy, the other quite a dick.
One wasn't the greatest, the other quite a catch.
But i know one thing is sure, they do look like a match!
They are so awful, that they are brilliant again! Read my next one!
The end got me, lol.
Christa layed an egg O__O
Were you that one kid who always fell asleep during sex ed?
There once lived a guy named Larry.
And to be honest with you, he was quite scary.
He was a good father, but yet quite easyle pissed.
Salt Licked to death, he will be missed!
Uh... no? But I fell asleep on my computer once...
A woman's reproductive cell is called an egg. Christa was pregnant, aka, reproducing. So technically, Christa's body laid an egg inside of her womb. GET IT?
You say Nick is a dick
But out of the two
I know who I'd pick
(Real hard time coming up with an ending here)
To join my clique
(I liked both characters.)
There once lived a guy named Nate.
Nate had a dream, he wanted to get laid.
Nate met a girl named Lilly. She was kinda iffy.
But Nate didn't care, she gave him a stiffy!
Nate gave her a 10.
Yes, Nate was quite a gentelman!
Oh, I know that...it was just funny how it was worded, it made it seem like she was sitting on an egg lol
Am I the ONLY one who doesn't ship Nate and Lilly??? XD This was hilarious, though! Haha!
I don't wanna repeat myself but...they sure do look like a match!
Nice rhymes
LOL. What if I said Rebecca laid an egg? Or Anna Correa?
There once lived a guy named Vince.
And i can assure you that he wasn't a prince.
He killed a man, which is quite bad.
But he didn't kill out of anger, he tryed to protect his brother instead.
And if you ask me, that's quite concrete.
=_= LilLee forever. No Natilly allowed in my life!
It would have been kind of disturbing to say the least, lol. And they technically already laid eggs, so it would also make sense in a way
This thread is pure gold. Anyways... a Walking Dead haiku:
Brave Lee met a girl
He tried to protect her life
Gave up his, for hers.
It's funny how most us who are making these poems (including me) just throw in random stuff to make it rhyme with the other words even though it makes no sense at all... lol.
I protected you as well as i could. I got so attached, maybe more than i should.
You are a form that is told what to feel. Yet you seem so real.
Tragedy and death on this path we walk. I'm sad that we never really got to talk.
Lifeless form without thought or mind. Now i feel depressed and blind.
In the end the strong became weak and the weak became strong. It might have been withing you all along
I know you are not real, so i know you will be fine. I will miss you, Clementine!
I hope you enjoyed it!
Ignore all my other Poems, this one here is serious!
*open your legs and give me an hour!
That was beautiful tear actually came to my eye just brilliant
short and sweet and thank you for thread compliment
lol I was actually waiting for comments saying how the f*** did ben fall up the stairs in my poem lol even though never one asked taught because seen as stupid thought just say fall up the stairs makes no sense just though be funny
Wow, that one was actually pretty good dude.
Your others are hilarious though
Some people listen to their heart
Some listen to their head
Larry got attacked in both
And now he's super dead.
When Clementine
Met a canine
Their new friendship seemed permanent
But when he chomped
She kicked and stomped,
Then slit his throat (Determinant)
lol nice
true
Omid was a bro
For those who didn't know
He died so sad for my bro
Christa will never let him go
Thank god lee will never know
I'll never let him go
The end of a Bro
Our brother Omid
He was cheerful indeed
The world didn't seem so grim
Until that bitch Michelle shot him
So then Christa came and saved the world
By shooting that ratchet ass girl
P.S. Fuck Michelle
lol haha that rhymnes and is brilliant good sir
The streets lay there, with noone inside.
The ruins of the dead, they give us a fright.
One by one, or in hords they hunt. We slaughter with knifes, sharp or blunt.
Suriving to the end, is not easy to ask. In order to exist, we must were a mask.
Our identitys lost, from the lives we once had. Our familys are gone, most of them dead.
All day and all night, we didn't have a clue. Kenny confirmed for Season2!
Lol, i'm getting better at this!