Decided to make a little limerick and it spiraled out of control. Enjoy!
At the age of eight years Clem had plenty of fears
Like ghos… morets and spiders that crawl into your ears
Though they sometimes caused fright
In the dark of the night
She never cried out or shed tears
.
It's been more than a year, Clem has much more to fear
Like the gruesome demises of those she holds dear
But Lee taught her good
Now she aims like she should
And cuts her own hair a few times every year
.
Come walker or Winston, Clem's ready to fight
She'll grapple, she'll pummel, she'll shank and she'll bite
She targets the head
Or just shoots til' they're dead
Lee would be proud of that little girl's might.
.
When the going is tough and the plan goes to shit
The group is disgruntled and ready to split
She can blackmail or lie
Even threaten to cry
But dickbags like Carver deserve to get hit.
.
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Decided to make a little limerick and it spiraled out of control. Enjoy!
At the age of eight years Clem had plenty of fears
Like ghos… morets and spiders that crawl into your ears
Though they sometimes caused fright
In the dark of the night
She never cried out or shed tears
.
It's been more than a year, Clem has much more to fear
Like the gruesome demises of those she holds dear
But Lee taught her good
Now she aims like she should
And cuts her own hair a few times every year
.
Come walker or Winston, Clem's ready to fight
She'll grapple, she'll pummel, she'll shank and she'll bite
She targets the head
Or just shoots til' they're dead
Lee would be proud of that little girl's might.
.
When the going is tough and the plan goes to shit
The group is disgruntled and ready to split
She can blackmail or lie
Even threaten to cry
But dickbags like Carver deserve to get hit.
.
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There once was a man down in Macon
A sweet little girl saved his bacon
He paid back this favor
His sacrifice saved her
He rescued her when she was taken
There once was a man down in Macon
A sweet little girl saved his bacon
He paid back this favor
His sacrifice saved her
He rescued her when she was taken
Decided to make a little limerick and it spiraled out of control. Enjoy!
At the age of eight years Clem had plenty of fears
Like ghos… morets and spiders that crawl into your ears
Though they sometimes caused fright
In the dark of the night
She never cried out or shed tears
.
It's been more than a year, Clem has much more to fear
Like the gruesome demises of those she holds dear
But Lee taught her good
Now she aims like she should
And cuts her own hair a few times every year
.
Come walker or Winston, Clem's ready to fight
She'll grapple, she'll pummel, she'll shank and she'll bite
She targets the head
Or just shoots til' they're dead
Lee would be proud of that little girl's might.
.
When the going is tough and the plan goes to shit
The group is disgruntled and ready to split
She can blackmail or lie
Even threaten to cry
But dickbags like Carver deserve to get hit.
.
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Let's see it's been a while since I've done this, my apologies if it's too long. I call this "My Friend"
I once knew a friend who protect… moreed me to the end
He taught me how to shoot a gun and how to survive, with our time together I sure felt alive
He said my hair was dangerous and he had to cut it short, even though I hated the idea, I was still a good sport
On the radio I was deceived by a stranger, I should've known better but I was blind to the danger
When we reached Savannah he told me where I could find my parents, I should've known he was lying, his words were transparent
He took me and hid me behind a door, I kept yelling and kicking trying to get out but nothing was happening, I felt so ignored
Later I heard two people talking outside, I managed to open the door and saw my friend, what a surprise!
He looked at an item on the table, I grabbed it and smashed the stranger's head. I hoped it would be fatal
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A little poem from the Stranger demented point of view
.
I took my son to hunt; he should
Know how to track and kill his food
Bu… moret now he's lost and surely dead
She hates me now or so she said
.
My son, my wife, my happy life
Upended by unending strife
You stole our food, made worse our plight
Then disappeared into the night
.
Revenge weighed heavy on my mind
My schemes so heinous and unkind
But then a young girl gave me pause
Once more I have a noble cause
Thanks! I thought he was a pretty reasonable guy until he started chatting with "Tess". That was a bit of of a deal breaker. Definitely not the kind of antagonist I expected.
Thanks! I thought he was a pretty reasonable guy until he started chatting with "Tess". That was a bit of of a deal breaker. Definitely not the kind of antagonist I expected.
A little poem from the Stranger demented point of view
.
I took my son to hunt; he should
Know how to track and kill his food
Bu… moret now he's lost and surely dead
She hates me now or so she said
.
My son, my wife, my happy life
Upended by unending strife
You stole our food, made worse our plight
Then disappeared into the night
.
Revenge weighed heavy on my mind
My schemes so heinous and unkind
But then a young girl gave me pause
Once more I have a noble cause
Let's keep this thing going guys/gals! Put on your poetry hats (I know you own one) and get to it.
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There once was a shitbird named … moreBen
Who screwed over women and men
Though he's only a kid
Ken resents what he did
His demise is a question of 'when?'
Thanks, and glad to hear it! My new goal is to make limericks about all the dead/determinant characters, so feel free to join in on that too if you like.
Thanks, and glad to hear it! My new goal is to make limericks about all the dead/determinant characters, so feel free to join in on that too if you like.
Clem is 11
Lee was 37
the zombie apocalypse started
Lee died broken hearted
Clem didn't stop crying,
And Lee from heaven tryi… moreng
to make her tears go away.
She said "Lee"
Why did you have to flee my life?
He said "just grab your knife"
and kill walkers
I'll wait for you to open
the lockers of heaven
This is all I got lol
Clem is 11
Lee was 37
the zombie apocalypse started
Lee died broken hearted
Clem didn't stop crying,
And Lee from heaven tryi… moreng
to make her tears go away.
She said "Lee"
Why did you have to flee my life?
He said "just grab your knife"
and kill walkers
I'll wait for you to open
the lockers of heaven
This is all I got lol
Made a couple more, I'm enjoying these way too much.
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There once was a woman named Lilly
Her outbursts of anger were silly
Kenn… morey salt-licked her Dad
She went stark raving mad
Gunned down Carley and threatened kill me
.
Her dad was a bruiser named Larry
His stature and strength made him scary
Kenny thought he was dead
So he flattened his head
With a salt lick he found at the dairy.
There once lived a women named Lilly.
Everytime i see her, i wanna kill Lilly.
Her daddy, poor bastard, got Salt Licked and died.
B… moreut Lilly, i still don't want her as a bride.
She killed Carley, that was my babe.
When i see Lilly, i hope she gets raped.
A little poem dedicated to a character of my creation, Asim.
Truly Alone
* Who am I even doing this for?
* I'll continue, hell, I sw… moreore.
* But it's easy to realize;
* I'm not doing this for myself anymore.
* Found them, killed them.
* Didn't even give a fuck
* Our paths seemed to intertwine
* Call that some bad luck
* Now, true loneliness
* My problems are starting to be quite copious
* Feelin' just a hint of hopelessness
* Maybe by the thought of ending this
* Why, why even survive?
* Going through hell, I seem to thrive
* I guess I just take this shit in stride
* It's hard to consider myself alive.
Comments
There are variations, but AABBA is the most common. Also, I think the B lines are usually shorter than the A lines.
There once was a man down in Macon
A sweet little girl saved his bacon
He paid back this favor
His sacrifice saved her
He rescued her when she was taken
Thanks
perfect and rhymes and flows so smoothly thanks for the share
Short and sweet nice
Is this a spin-off of the "Man in Nantucket" limerick? Damn fine job!
I love this
Very well written!
This is great !!
Thank you for reading, much appreciated!
A little poem from the Stranger demented point of view
.
I took my son to hunt; he should
Know how to track and kill his food
But now he's lost and surely dead
She hates me now or so she said
.
My son, my wife, my happy life
Upended by unending strife
You stole our food, made worse our plight
Then disappeared into the night
.
Revenge weighed heavy on my mind
My schemes so heinous and unkind
But then a young girl gave me pause
Once more I have a noble cause
I love it. Almost paints the stranger in a good light.
Thanks! I thought he was a pretty reasonable guy until he started chatting with "Tess". That was a bit of of a deal breaker. Definitely not the kind of antagonist I expected.
Lol right!
"Understandable, but you're not taking Clem.
Understandable, but you're not taking Clem.
Understandable, but you're not taking Clem.
What's in the bag?... yeah, you're not taking Clem."
Love this
Let's keep this thing going guys/gals! Put on your poetry hats (I know you own one) and get to it.
.
There once was a shitbird named Ben
Who screwed over women and men
Though he's only a kid
Ken resents what he did
His demise is a question of 'when?'
Nice poem I will return later with quality poem promise
Thanks, and glad to hear it!
My new goal is to make limericks about all the dead/determinant characters, so feel free to join in on that too if you like.
Clem is 11
Lee was 37
the zombie apocalypse started
Lee died broken hearted
Clem didn't stop crying,
And Lee from heaven trying
to make her tears go away.
She said "Lee"
Why did you have to flee my life?
He said "just grab your knife"
and kill walkers
I'll wait for you to open
the lockers of heaven
This is all I got lol
Love to thanks
Beautiful thank you
Nice contribution!
Made a couple more, I'm enjoying these way too much.
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There once was a woman named Lilly
Her outbursts of anger were silly
Kenny salt-licked her Dad
She went stark raving mad
Gunned down Carley and threatened kill me
.
Her dad was a bruiser named Larry
His stature and strength made him scary
Kenny thought he was dead
So he flattened his head
With a salt lick he found at the dairy.
Yes i like it
Let's bring this muthafucka back!
Wow people bumping this thread out of nowhere.
Well of course. We need more poetry in our lives!
Sorry, please forgive the dark art of necromancy. Trying one last attempt at bringing it back rather than starting a new one.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
So fuck you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lingvort sucks at poems
Let's go round two.
Boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat boat boat
Boat boat boat boat boat
(Haikus have always been my strong suit.)
Classy love poem
Mustard is yellow
Olives are black
My poems are shit
But I'm good in the sack.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This forum is getting depressing
So don't mind me leaving
Boat boat urban boat
Boat urban shitbird urban
I fucking hate Ben
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lee is dead,
and a part of me, too.
NICE!(but the rape part was kinda harsh)
A little poem dedicated to a character of my creation, Asim.
Truly Alone
I'm not doing this for myself anymore.
Found them, killed them.
Call that some bad luck
Now, true loneliness
Maybe by the thought of ending this
Why, why even survive?
Nice! If you don't mind me asking, who did he(?) kill and why?
Alright...continuing my long forgotten limerick collection.
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Doug was a technical genius
Who sadly was cursed with a penis
So within an hour
He's duly devoured
Cuz Carley's a hot chick who needs us
.
There once was a young man named Nick
Who got into trouble real quick
Walt could have saved him
But never forgave him
He perished for being a prick
Sarah's retarded,
Carver is sick,
Becca is preggo,
and Bonnie's a dick.
Luke is a bro,
Walter likes Matt,
Sarita is only
a replacement for Kat.
Kenny survived
Only due to sheer luck
Clem's but a replacement
For his late son Duck