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  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it had infectious Viruses and no Operating system. You can't use it and you die of Bird Flu.

    I wish I was Falco from Starfox.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    He shoots you and crashes an Arwing into your house.

    I wish for a sword that woudn't kill me or anybody I like/get me in any form of trouble.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it summons Zombie-Falco's that fire Projectile vomit from their eyeballs

    I wish I had Starfox Assault.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted. It SUCKS compared to your expectations.

    I wish my EarthBound ROM didn't break.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    Granted everything else does.

    I wish for an SNES
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    You get my crappy, broken SNES.

    I wish I had a not-crappy, not-broken SNES.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but it can only play Bebe's Kids.

    I wish that I never played Starfox Command (And instead Played Any other starfox game)
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted. You play Star Fox meets Barney: Telletubbies Edition!

    I wish that last sentence didn't scare me as much as it did.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    It scares you more

    I wish for a copy of Digimon Season 1 that won't make my tv, DVD player and/or VCR break, That isn't in another language, broken, or mess up anyway shape or form
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, there is nothing wrong with your TV... But the COLA your drinking at the time, Thats another story.

    I wish for Endless pain and Suffering (Hopefully Followed by getting burned by a starfox character)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You experience endless pain and suffering, but It turns out to be not as great as you expected. Also, you don't get burned by a Starfox character.

    I with for eleven cents.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but they are Canadian.

    I wish to get Burned by a starfox character of your choice (This is the bit where you choose Andross or Pigma and totally not Falco or Krystal)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get burned by Krystal, in the figurative sense. She insults your posture in a clever way. She thinks your dumb too, but doesn't say it.

    I wish for a puppet with beady red eyes.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted- But the eyes shoot Lasers.

    I wish for nothing but pure Malice and anguish to be inflicted on ME and totally not anything else at all ¬.¬
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    LOLWUT?

    I wish for a bucket of non-poisonis KFC
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You choke on the bones.

    I wish I had a Sony PSP.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but like an idiot you swallow it whole- And then you eat a whole packet of AAA's.

    I wish for someone to slowly and painfully burn me to death.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    I wish for a chick.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get one, but she smells like pea soup.

    I wish for a world of laughs.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But they're all racist and offensive laughs (and the hall of Attractive women turns out to be filled with nothing but Starfox Magazines.)

    I wish for my brain to be stabbed.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    The whole world laughs at you and your emoness

    I wish i could have a new bed.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get one, but its made of very stabby rocks.

    I wish for Stinkoman to come and punch me in the face, cause that would be a great story to tell.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But he also punches you in the Kidney, Stomach AND *censored* and he leaves you there to bleed to death.

    I wish for a Starfox character.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You get Slippy, and he bores you do death with his words.

    I wish for an awesome video game for the Wii.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get Tetris Party. That's it. Nothing else. Only Tetris. And for some reason you can never get anything else to play.

    I wish for the mind of ray-the-sun.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you rush and commit suicide as soon as you see my 200 page essay on "Why Krystal should just blow caution to the wind and shoot panther already"

    I wish for Star road to be fixed so more wishes can be granted
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    It is fixed, but it's much longer than it used to be.

    I wish I knew everything, with my personality unnafected.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But everyone starts calling you a nerd and all Future Sam and Max games are boring because you know their solutions.

    I wish. Thats it.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You die somehow.

    I wish I was wiser.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you turn into an annoying starfox character called "Owl Li-Billary"

    I wish for a copy of Starwing (even though I already have one =P)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get it, but it smells like pea soup.

    I wish for something to be better and something else to be only slightly worse.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted. But you don't know what the Somethings are and you spend the rest of your life guessing and die a miserable unhappy man.

    I wish for a picture of a Starfox character.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You get it, and it's a picture of a rejected character who was taken out because he was so disturbingly like Chuckie the doll.

    I wish I had three wishes.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get three wishes, but wishing for them counts as a wish itself, so you really only have two wishes.

    I wish for someone to go the extra mile, for once.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But that extra mile is SECURING YOU in his secret lair while he activates the bomb.

    I wish for the abbility to vomit out Polygons like andross.
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited January 2009
    You get it, but your brain explodes before you can use it, since reality will not let you have it because it's the ability you've been longing for all your life, and now you have it, your life has no purpose.

    I wish my brain won't explode from writing this.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But your butt does.

    I wish for... Umm... A Bad fanfic about Krystal and Falco?
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Granted. However, the rest of your body does.

    I wish for a sequel to Iron Man.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it sucked worse than the first movie (and Warmachine is pink and is called Sly)

    I wish for Gun. So I can shoot myself.
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but you get a heart attack before you get the chance.

    I wish I won the Trogdor contest.
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