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Corrupted Wish

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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get killed for not making up your mind, first you want to be the hero, and now the villain.

    I brick for a distinguishing (how do you spell it?) feture.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but that distinguishing feature is a Dragon's tail.

    I wish I had a book of Carpet Samples (That's on fire)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    it sets fire to your own carpet, and you can't afford a new one.

    I brick that I had the rest of a dragon's parts as well as the tail I now have.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but you're now a Furry (Welcome to the club!)

    I wish I had a DSi
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get an imported one, but cant download any DSi ware games now.

    I brick for a quest to go on.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but this quest involves Killing a Dragon Troll to rescue Krystal Amanda.

    I wish I had the +1 sword of Yurrai. (No, I don't know what that is either)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get it, but everyone you meet wears +2 armour.

    I brick for a GOOD roommate.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Guess who it is? (Hint: STARFOX + VIXEN)

    I wish I lived with mould and his roommate.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you do so but there aren't enough beds.

    I brick for my own neighbourhood where everyone is a video game character.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But I live there =D

    I wish I had FIRE!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you are now on fire, and it can't be put out.

    I brick for a park in the neighbourhood (I'm building this up as much as I can).
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    you got it but there seems to be an alien problem

    I wish i could see what it's like to be eaten alive by a woman.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get eaten alive, and then die, plus, you weren't concentrating, so you never found out.

    I brick for a corner shop in the neighbourhood.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But they only sell the Daily BOREDOM.

    I wish for a Video rental shop in the neighbourhood.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    It sells pirate copy videos, and gets closed down on the first day by the police.

    I brick for a good girlfriend.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted but it sure as HELL isn't Krystal.

    I wish for... Ummm... A copy of Starfox2?
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited January 2009
    You get it, then your car runs over the game

    I wish for freedom
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You go insane and start doing despicable things, but no one can stop you because you're free to do as you please.

    I wish for a good meal that I can safely and comfortably eat.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2009
    Granted. You get the meal, and then realize that you hate it, and it's probably only good to the granter who granted the stupid wish.

    I wish for a stylish hat. Just an ordinary hat. Not an exploding hat or a hat filled with spikes. ORDINARY. STYLISH. HAT.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But just as you put it on, You become a Rabid Starfox fan (Welcome to the club!)

    I wish I was DOWN IN THE TRUDGEMANK!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Granted. However, you are literally in the Trudgemank, and it suffocates you.

    I wish for a Golden Retriever puppy.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but its has the exact same attributes of Hand Banana.

    I wish I had the Soul of a Nintendo character.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get tingles soul, and your bedroom is now filled with weird green clothes.

    I brick for more ideas for my third Derik the viking story.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You get the idea that he buys (and plays for two years) Pokemon Snap XXX from $00pah N1N10Doh.

    I wish I had a printer that actually worked.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get one, but it keeps printing pictures of you dying in different ways.

    I brick for a camel.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You get it, But it likes Bestiality.

    I wish I had a weapon (For Suicide)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get one, but it's a blunt sword.

    I brick for 5 bottles of acid.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You get them, But they already burnt through th bottles and they have melted off your hands.

    I wish I had a GC controller that Doesn't freeze up every other 10 seconds.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    You get ones that freeze every 3 seconds.

    I brick to be better at making animated GIFs.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You suddenly are, But you start making Messy Furs GIFs. (If you don't know about them, Google them. NSFW)

    I wish... I had a Pen.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get it and it's broken, in other words, you get a weapon.

    I brick that I hadn't had my life ruined by RTS.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited January 2009
    You get nothing sence you said "I brick".

    I wish for a gumball
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but it erases your previous post from history.
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    I brick that I hadn't had my life ruined by RTS.

    Granted, but now you got your life ruined by My alter ego, Crush-Ray just another person.

    I wish that I could alter people's Shape/Form/Mentality at will.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Granted, however, you can only change them into the same shape with slightly different noses, their resume forms into slightly better ones, and their mentality into.... thinking about hot dogs.

    I wish that there wasn't a man staring at me through the window.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2009
    Granted. It's actually a woman dressed as a man.

    I wish for a satisfying dinner that won't burn, kill, or injure me, or get me in any legal trouble.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    Granted. It's actually a woman dressed as a man.

    *Jibblie*

    Granted. You eat it and enjoy it immensely. However, tomorrow you wake up to discover that your house has burned to the ground (excluding a small section where you sleep) due to reasons that are completely unrelated to the meal you ate.

    I wish that the next post in this thread does not predict anything unfortunate happening to me.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    Granted. I am not going to predict anything unfortunate happening to you. I will merely point out the fact that your face has already turned into a hideous pile. Seriously man. It just happened. Just before I started talking, so I'm not actually predicting anything. Just saying.

    I wish for the power to negate the effects of all rediculously unfortunate things that might be revealed in the next post.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited January 2009
    the_napoleon wrote: »
    Nothing ever goes wrong with your the wish or your life. After many days of pure bliss you soon realize that life is very boring when everything goes your way, and it becomes a living hell, kind of like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone.

    I wish that Douglas Adams would come back from the dead and punch Eoin Colfer in the face and write the sixth Hithchhikers Guide to The Galaxy book himself.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you can't read it (But I can!)

    I wish I could create gallons of Pepsi at the click of my fingers (And the pepsi will not have any negative effects at all)
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Granted. However, the Pepsi appears behind many layers of security that only your worst enemies can penetrate. And, as an added bonus, the Pepsi has no negative effects on them!

    I wish my face was no longer a hideous pile.
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