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  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You get so many you choke.

    I wish I could fly. (You can see where this is going)
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you get shot down by X, and then your corpse is retrieved by Star wolf and sold as Cheap sandwich filler.

    I wish that I could wish.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you fail...miserably.

    I brick that I could stare holes into things.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But the next time you wake up you look down and... OH GOD, THE PAIN!

    I wish that my hands were made of Sandwiches.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    they're now pain sandwiches, when you eat them, It hurts.

    I brick for another drink.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but when you drink it, your head asplodes.

    I wish for a Vending Machine.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    You get the vending machine in the other thread.

    I wish Nintendo would stop making those horrible Mario Party games.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    they make the mario does the weekly shopping series instead.

    I brick for a good microphone for my computer.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, a high quality microphone falls on top of your computer.

    I wish the Jealous Bass would just die already and let me see Duster.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    He dies but there's no Duster just Lucky

    I brick for Mother 3
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get 3 mothers, and they all ground you for a year.

    I brick for a video character to become my best friend.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But its Slippy.

    I wish for Earthbound to be released in Europe.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    It is released but gets sold out before you can get a copy.

    I brick for a bet brick.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But I don't know what it is so you get murdered.

    I wish to get my entire body set on fire and painfully burned. (I have ISSUES don't I?)
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    You burn for all eternity in HELL.

    I wish for Kumatora. Or something.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you're so vague that instead you get your own section in Uncyclopedia.

    I wish I was the Hero for once.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you become the hero, but a rubbish one, and die in the first episode of whatever tv program you're the hero of.

    I brick for batteries that will last for longer than a day in my wii remote.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but they only lasted One day and a Second.

    I wish I could do a barrel roll.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    granted, but every second of every day you hear "do a barrel roll" over and over.

    I brick that my thread wouldn't keep dying and then reviving after about week.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but now it keeps dieing then reviving after about a YEAR.

    I wish I was some kind of Anthropomorphic Mammal (Preferably a Fox or Vixen)
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    You're now a mouse

    I brick i had a Chuck Norris action figure
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it just Roundhouse Kick'd you.

    I wish I was a Vixen.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you become a vixen, and then die, from a desease that only affects vixens.

    I brick for a broken pen.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but its sharp and you stab yourself to death with it.

    I wish I was a Vixen or a fox (SERIOUSLY, PLEASE!)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    loads of people shout "NO", and hate you, but luckily, the wish worked.

    I brick for twelve left hands.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but they all have an Even number of fingers.

    I wish for a delicious meal for everyone on this thread, as thankyou for such wonderful Wishes being granted.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    You get a delicious poison, lucky you.

    I brick for a machine to change peoples shape and form.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, And it comes under possession of the Villains (Lucky us :D)

    I BRICK for a Japanese anime DVD.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get one, but it's bad quality.

    I brick for something new and exiting.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    The word "brick" is now replaced with "wiz"

    I wiz I was more awesome than anyone.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But that "Anyone" is Pichu, and EVERYONE is more awesome than him.

    I wish for Cereal.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get "poison-o's", sweet.

    I brick for 011011110000100011101110100.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but the Granter mistranslates it as "Rabid Bees"

    I wish I had more Krystal in my Games.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get more of her, but as extemely hard to find easter eggs.

    I brick for a text loop of a dog barking.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But in the background there's people saying Satanic messages (and adverting Killzone 6)

    I wish for a Spork. (or a Foon)
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    You get a powl because it glitched.

    I wiz I would never have any embarrasing physical problems.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you instead get embarassing mental problems.

    I brick for my own video game company.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited January 2009
    The IRS sues you guys out of existance.

    I wish I could run faster than everyone.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you run right into a wall.

    I brick for some...stufffffffffffffffffffffinnnnnnngg???
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but someones stuffs you with it.

    I wish I was the Villain.
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