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  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Your face is no longer a hideous pile. Of course, now the rest of you is a hideous pile. So basically you are now a hideous pile with a face just sitting right on top, slowly sinking into the vortex of the pile's hideousness.

    I wish for all hideous piles in existence to spontaniously combust.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Bye then. (Well, your name IS UGLY bird)

    I wish... Umm... I wish for... Kirby?
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    He eats you and steals your soul.

    I wish for Tom Servo.
  • FalzoFalzo
    edited January 2009
    You get a kit to build Tom Servo with the instructions, but you find out at the end that one crucial part is missing and all parts like it have disapeared from the world. You cannot complete him and are stuck with a statue of Tom.

    I wish for a nice villa in the Fidji islands
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But this villa is in the world of Fallout.

    I wish for a Gun
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    It shoots you somehow. Unless that's what you wanted to do with it; then it shoots everyone except you.

    I wish I could do a perfect impression of Spongebob Squarepants.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You can, But you now ARE Spongebob Everyonehatesthisidiot-Pants.

    I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish... ETC.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    Invalid wish. Wishes cannot be any longer than infinity seconds.

    I wish that I could win at Pai Gow.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    the wish granter hears it as "pie grow", and pies grow out of your ears.

    I wish that I knew why everyone on telly seems so scared of fillings, I had one today and it didn't seem like something to be scared about at all, in fact, it was fun (whee, numb lip!).
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Because it killed my family.

    I wish for an inside-Yado-Inn sprite sheet.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    The wish granter doesn't know what that is, so he just takes a sheet of paper, goes inside, prints a brochure for an Inn on it, pours some Sprite on it, and gives it to you.

    I wish that pie would start growing out of everyone else's ears so that I wouldn't feel alone.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But our pies are cakes. (THE CAKE IS A PIE!)

    I wish for Earthbound
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    You get an EarthBound meteor.

    I wish for an Awesome face
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get it, but it's on your left foot.

    I brick for the letter "e" to live with me.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But he invites all his Pals from sesame street, Including the Freakin' Count.

    I wish I had a very. VERY solid spoon (For eye gouging/Painful Stabbing alternatives)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get one, but it isn't very good at eye gouging/Painful Stabbing alternatives, may I reccomend a broken pen™©?

    I brick for 1 to equal 2.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But now people can only live up to 65.

    I wish I understood Japanese AND English!
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but you only know how to understand English and speak Japanese. You never know what you're saying!

    I wish for H.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, you get H, But you don't know the value of H, But "H = XXX - Z + Y x G"

    I wish for a Pen (the Sharp kind)
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get one, but it's been bent into a loop, so although it is sharp, the sharp part of it is busy stabbing its own opposite end, therefore it is useless as a weapon and would be hard pressed to even cause harm to any living thing.

    I wish for a healthy piece of real estate.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You get the House of the dead (Ever read that issue of that Sega magazine that had the Advertisement for "House of the Dead", not the game, THE HOUSE.)

    ♪I WISH FOR A CLUUUUB SANDWICH!♫
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    you get clubbed with a sandvich

    I wish that my cat was awesomer
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But its now Katt Monroe from Starfox.

    I wish for my head to Asplode.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but siince it's asploding and not exploding, you have to constantly have your head asplode (incredibly painfully) every time you are even slightly injured.

    I wish for a nametag that said "Hello, My Name is Perducci".
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You have it, But its sewn onto your skin

    I wish Starfox 2 actually came out.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but it was horrible and no more Star Fox games were never made ever again.

    I wish I were less forgetful.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Now you never forget anything, and it causes you to experience the world in a significantly different way, therefore you find it difficult to relate to anyone anymore.

    I wish for a truly memorable (but not at all tragic) day.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, you lose your will to live and kill yourself.

    I wish for PK Starstorm to hit my school.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But YOU WERE IN IT.

    I wish There was an Arwing/Wolfen dual raid on my school, regardless of any negative repurcussions to ME or ANYONE in this general area.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    it does with you and your friends in it. You and only you survive and are blamed for its destruction.

    I wish for a pet rock
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but [INSERT VIDEO GAME CHARACTER THAT YOU LIKE] beats you to death with it

    I wish I could Engsplode out of nowhere
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    You die somehow.

    I wish for PSI abilities.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    You get PSI Magnet. Woopee.

    I wish for a Franklin Badge.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2009
    Granted. You get a badge that says Franklin on it.

    Now, before I make my next wish, I hope everyone here has learned a valuable lesson... or something. What's the moral here? Be careful what you wish for. :P

    I wish Hugh Bliss was vanished from existence, never to be seen again, along with Brady Culture.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but the fairy or whatever mishears you and erases every Hugh Culture and Brady Bliss from the planet. And everyone who performed in "The Brady Bunch".

    I wish for a virus to infect my dad's computer, but not mine.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited January 2009
    Granted. However, it's a virus that works to eliminate other viruses. A sort of anti-virus, I suppose.

    I wish my dinner was ready.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Your brussels sprout and chicken fat pizza with no cheese is ready!

    I wish ]Syntax Error[ could have released their patch for SSBB.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it is specificly for *WHATEVER REGION CODE YOUR WII ISN'T* Wiis.

    I wsih for PK FLASH!
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited January 2009
    You get PK FLASH'D!!

    I wish for an Animaniacs DVD.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But you has to share with me (I accidentily brake CD's)

    I wish for an RPG style fight system IN REAL LIFE.
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