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Corrupted Wish

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  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    Granted

    I brick for a new TV
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get a brick through the new tv.

    I brick for this thread to stop getting so weird.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    Yay! It's normal again!

    I wish for a new brick
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get it in the face.

    This isn't as interesting, I wish for it to go silly again...plus I've noticed two answers where the wish hasn't gone wrong.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited January 2009
    Granted, and the wish goes wrong. How? I don't know, but I think you may want to scan your computer again!

    I wish for the unreleased mac os "Snow Leopard" in working condition.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get that but then your computer a-splode.

    I brick that more people went on to my website, and sent emails telling me how to improve it.
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but all the people who go to your website happen to be idiots. Their suggestions are so dumb and stupid that the website actually would end up worse if you took their advice.

    I wish for some headache medicine to relieve my currently aching head (really, it aches).
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    You get it, but then put it next to a bottle of poison, next time you go to use it, you pick up the wrong one.

    I brick that I could be bothered to upload my latest video to youtube.
  • yogurtmano8675309yogurtmano8675309
    edited January 2009
    you do but it sucks and people find you and kill you and you die

    i wish for nothing
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    Nothing happens to you for the rest of your life

    I wish life was AWESOME!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    You're life becomes a huge awsomeness list that you have to get 100% on in order to get a t-shirt, and in the mean time die of cold because you don't have one yet.

    I brick that my wii didn't decide to "downgrade" and stop playing super smash bros brawl.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited January 2009
    Granted. Your wii now can only upgrade to play SSBB, and nothing else


    I wish for the "spirts of '76" game.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    your house gets haunted and you get kicked out, and on top of that, you never got a light musket.

    I brick for a superpower of some sort.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    You get X-Ray vision but eventually die of radiation poisoning

    I wish for a cure to Cancer
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get that cure, but it infects the person that uses it with a new, deadlier illness.

    I brick for a wall around my next door neibours house, that they can't get out of. :evilface:
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it also goes around YOUR house, Se you're stuck with that Mooch Bag. You both die of Cancersian Bird flu.

    I wish that I was Snake in SSBB (So I could be a Massive Cheap-Ass)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you become snake, but with no weapons, and you start at 999% damage, with one life, and everyone else has 99 lives.

    I wish that all the letter e's were replaced with z's.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    You gzt it it but its so stupid pzoplz shun you for that onz wish alonz

    I wish for an Oeey Osbornz CD
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but Oeey Osbornz is the worst singer ever. (the Strikeout means translation)

    I wish for a szcond Strong Bad sings CD
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    It's zxtrzmzly scratchzd.

    I brick for zvzry wish in thz world that dozsn't go wrong zvzr.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    Thz brick guy can't undzrstand your wishzs hz says thzirs too much 'e's

    I brick for a nzw friznd
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, gut he's an anti-whateverminorityyouhappentobeinwhatsoever.

    I wish for Strikethrough
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get struck by a see through object.

    I brick for tomorrow to get here quicker.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but you've sped up time so that 1 second is a Tomorrow (It IS a length of time- I posted it somewhere)

    I wish for something Krystal/Falco related...
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    the wish giver has never heard of krystal or falco, so you now own a company named fal that makes crystals.

    I brick Ray-The-Sun wasn't so obsessed with star fox things.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But now I'm OBSESSED with Naruto... BELIEVE IT!

    I wish I wasn't obsessed with Naruto... BELIEVE IT!
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited January 2009
    You are now absessed with Total Drama Island

    I wish for some chocolate milk
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    you get it, but that's not chocolate in the milk.

    I wish for a yo-yo.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But it has no string, Instead, It has 200ft of Barbed wire.

    I wish that... Umm... I WAS OBSESSED ABOUT STARFOX!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    the wish is not granted, as I use chloriform on the wish granter before he could grant your wish, you're not being obsessed again.

    I wish that mr. game and watch lived with Ray-The-Sun.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But he's the best roommate I ever had (and He reintroduces me to Starfox and Earthbound)

    I wish that Mr. Game & Watch could cook Sausages without burning them.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    he cooks them, but then dies because his black and white gaming has a colour he's allergic to.

    I wish that I had a great roommate.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But the room has no Oxygen.

    I wish that another videogame character was my roommate (Prefferably NOT Falco or Krystal no Nope.)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited January 2009
    I'm amazed at you. you get the perfect video game roommate, and nothing goes wrong with the wish whatsoever, you deserve it.

    I wish I was something else.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, and that "Something else" is Falco from Starfox (Say thankyou =D)

    I wish for "Ideas"...
  • Ugly BirdUgly Bird
    edited January 2009
    You get some ideas, but they happen to all be bad ones. Some of them would make people puke if they saw them in your head.

    I wish for like a jillion dollars.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2009
    It would be granted, but a jillion probably isn't a real number, and even if it was, there's not a jillion dollars in existence and your money would be counterfeit.

    I wish for a perfect sandwich that's not poisoned, won't crush me, won't spontaneously combust, or do anything to hurt me, and that I can actually EAT it.
  • light_riseslight_rises
    edited January 2009
    Granted, but as they say, "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch." Just as you polish off the sandwich, a sandwich vendor shows up at your doorstep demanding you cough up cash you never knew you owed him. A frantic search through your pockets leaves you two cents short. The vendor is a psychotically impatient man, and proceeds to thrust a bowie knife into your back just as you turn around to go hunting for stray pennies between the couch cushions.

    I wish I was Queen of Canada!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited January 2009
    Granted, But they switch Government types just as you're coronated.

    I wish for Truth.
  • King of The CheatSmithKing of The CheatSmith
    edited January 2009
    Now no one tells a lie EVER, but everyone tells you what they got you for christmas and all your birthdays.

    I wish for many boxes
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