A guard looks at you and pats your back. "In your condition, you'll get eaten. But yeah, sure, try and fight the lion if you want." He smiles, revealing all of his missing teeth.
A guard looks at you and pats your back. "In your condition, you'll get eaten. But yeah, sure, try and fight the lion if you want." He smiles, revealing all of his missing teeth.
I run in circles to leave InGen confused and then I kick the back of InGen, if he falls, I jump on him and try to crush his good eye, if he does not fall, I give another kick on his injured leg and step over of his two leg several times.
Unk tries to move, but a bullet is too quick this time. The machete flies out of his hand as well as some blood. There is a hole in Unk's hand.
Unk the Guy's hand is now in extreme pain.
What do you do now?
InGen falls over his gun sliding out of his reach. Unk pulls his foot up and tries to bring it down. It slams into the side of InGen's face, leaving a visible bruise on his cheek.
I run in circles to leave InGen confused and then I kick the back of InGen, if he falls, I jump on him and try to crush his good eye, if he does not fall, I give another kick on his injured leg and step over of his two leg several times.
I run in circles to leave InGen confused and then I kick the back of InGen, if he falls, I jump on him and try to crush his good eye, if he does not fall, I give another kick on his injured leg and step over of his two leg several times.
I wouldn't mind having @Zachiscool and @supersagig fight after the current one is finished. But I think supersagig might be inactive. If he doesn't reposed in 10 minutes, we schedule it for tomorrow evening, when everyone is ready.
InGen falls over his gun sliding out of his reach. Unk pulls his foot up and tries to bring it down. It slams into the side of InGen's face, leaving a visible bruise on his cheek.
InGen's tooth has fallen out.
What do you do?
"Remember, InGen, mercy must be kept. The winner of the battle is... InGen! You will move on to fight the winner of the battle between @supersagig and @Zachiscool."
I wouldn't mind having @Zachiscool and @supersagig fight after the current one is finished. But I think supersagig might be inactive. If he doesn't reposed in 10 minutes, we schedule it for tomorrow evening, when everyone is ready.
"AND I CALL THAT A WRAP!"
"Remember, InGen, mercy must be kept. The winner of the battle is... InGen! You will move on to fight the winner of the battle between @supersagig and @Zachiscool."
"My damn tooth...ah here she is. Did you really think you could hide from daddy? Now let me just put you back in there babe and we'll we good to rock."
"My damn tooth...ah here she is. Did you really think you could hide from daddy? Now let me just put you back in there babe and we'll we good to rock."
"My damn tooth...ah here she is. Did you really think you could hide from daddy? Now let me just put you back in there babe and we'll we good to rock."
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InGen is cut a tiny bit, his jeans tearing. InGen, what do you do?
I pull an Indiana Jones and aim at his balls with my double pistols. (if I have, otherwise only 1) and shoot.
Unk falls backward as he dodges a bullet, then looks up.
Hey, I kept my word and didn't kill you ;-;
Everyone's argument with this statement is invalid.
I aim my machete in InGen's neck.
InGen's pistol knocks your machete away.
Do you still try and fight? Or do you surrender?
I would like to fight a lion !
I walk over to the fight.
A guard looks at you and pats your back. "In your condition, you'll get eaten. But yeah, sure, try and fight the lion if you want." He smiles, revealing all of his missing teeth.
Yes, you!
No, @TheUnkGuy
Too early to give up, I bite the arm that InGen is using to hold the pistol and then I run to the machete to use it as a defense.
Wait, what? Me? I'm kinda confused...
EDIT: NEVERMIND
Unk grabs the machete and gets into a defensive positions. What do you do InGen?
Fine... I'll wait
Shoot at his hand with the machete.
This gif is so fitting cause I have no eye lol.
Unk tries to move, but a bullet is too quick this time. The machete flies out of his hand as well as some blood. There is a hole in Unk's hand.
Unk the Guy's hand is now in extreme pain.
What do you do now?
I run in circles to leave InGen confused and then I kick the back of InGen, if he falls, I jump on him and try to crush his good eye, if he does not fall, I give another kick on his injured leg and step over of his two leg several times.
InGen falls over his gun sliding out of his reach. Unk pulls his foot up and tries to bring it down. It slams into the side of InGen's face, leaving a visible bruise on his cheek.
InGen's tooth has fallen out.
What do you do?
Ndamukong Suh his ass.
"I'd like to join a fight!"
I'll be willing to accept it... That is, if @supersagig is still awake...
If he doesn't respond in 14 minutes, we can schedule it for tomorrow evening.
"Wanna have a duel after them?" I asked.
Sorry, no fights can commence until the other fight has ended.
Unless @SivD1 thinks that @supersagig has found a new "sparring" partner.
Let them first, I will need to rest after this fight.
NOOO. I have to go first :P
I wouldn't mind having @Zachiscool and @supersagig fight after the current one is finished. But I think supersagig might be inactive. If he doesn't reposed in 10 minutes, we schedule it for tomorrow evening, when everyone is ready.
HES HERE ERMERGHERD
As I lay on the group, give him one to the family jewels.
Then I reach for my gun and start pumping lead at his knees.
"AND I CALL THAT A WRAP!"
"Remember, InGen, mercy must be kept. The winner of the battle is... InGen! You will move on to fight the winner of the battle between @supersagig and @Zachiscool."
:P
"CONGRATULATIONS TO @InGen_Nate_Kenny FOR BEATING @TheUnkGuy! NOW WE MOVE ONTO BATTLE TWO, @supersagig VS @Zachiscool.
With your permission @SuperChocoLatte, let the battle commence!
@supersagig
You make the first turn as you responded first.
Wait, I won? Cool...
You sure I can't beat him just a little bit more?
Anyway as for my victory...I amthe champion.
I watch as Unk is defeated by InGen. "Hm, Ingen might be a good ally." I said to myself
"My damn tooth...ah here she is. Did you really think you could hide from daddy? Now let me just put you back in there babe and we'll we good to rock."
"InGen!" I call down to him before jogging right to him.
"Hey, nice job out there." I said.
I pull out my machete and ran over him. I stab him in the leg
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