Sarah: You just stood there
Clem: What?
Sarah: When your friend was hitting Carver you didn't leave, you just stood there and watched.… more I mean do you like that stuff.
Clem: I-I just wanted to see him die that's all
Sarah:You scared me Clem
Clem: I'm sorry I didn't mean to frighten you but Carver was a bad person and deserved to die
Sarah: So do you like that sort of stuff?
Clem: Only when I feel like someone deserves it, I guess
Sarah: I don't think I could watch something like that.
I'm too lazy to write fanfiction I just thought it would've been really powerful to have Sarah ask why Clem wanted to watch Carver be murdered.
I thought that was what the Stranger meant too! I got really confused and grossed out, then I realized he meant father/daughter and I was like "Hold up bitch you ain't her dad, and you never will be because I am now!" xD
"Put the Saltlick down, bitch!"
"Put that gun down, Grandpa, before I jam it straight up your ass!"
"And also.......... I love you."
… more "Hey Ben. Go before Kenny on the balcony. You weigh less."
Stranger: I have a gun. "Doesn't mean nothing."
Stranger: We can have a family. "You are NOT raping Clem!" (Was I the only one that thought that that was what the Stranger meant?)
Carver: We're more alike than you think. [Spits in Carver's face]
Clem: I miss Lily
Matthew: Are you assholes?
Clementine: You're an asshole
Russell: Bill don't like idle hands
Clem: Nate don't like runaways
Carver: Lambs to the slaughter no shepherd to guide yo-- Oww!
Clem kicks Carver
I meant to post this silly patch of madness ages ago, forgot, found it again and thought to hell with it :P so here, enjoy some humor for the new year.
Clem:...[reads label on bottle] Hey, Luke?
Luke: Yup?
Clem: What's viagra?
Luke:
Kenny: Say Clem, you enjoying this emotional bonding scene with your dear old friend Kenny?
Clem: Um, yeah, it's cool I guess
Kenny: Well good, because there's going to be 15 others just like it! =D we're going to have a field of a time you and me!
Clem:...y-you counted?
Jane: I didn't know this man...I've never killed someone that didn't wrong me in some way...that didn't deserve it...
Clem: They were trying to kill us, I'm pretty sure they deserved it. And didn't you shoot a man in the dick two episodes ago for just being a dick? He didn't kill anybody.
Jane: I-I know, but I tried to pretend this guy, was a walker, but...it's different, I didn't think it would be, but it is.
Clem:...but you shot a man in the dick-
Jane: I KNOW I shot a man in the dick! I was there Clementine, I remember! You don't have to keep reminding me!
Clem: Well then did you hit your head on the way over to save us? Because I bet you a box of cookies if we asked 100 people 'What's worse, shooting a guy in the dick or stabbing a guy in the neck?' more than likely they'll be split 50/50 right down the middle!
Jane: Listen kid, I am in a very, very emotional place right now and I'm trying my damn hardest to open up to you! So I would appricate it, if you didn't attack me over every little thing that I do!
Clem:...period cramps?
Jane: Yes.
Clem: Painful?
Jane: Crippling.
Carver: You make sure and tell me the truth when you're sittin' where you are...and you won't end up over in that chair.
Troy: ♪ Look at da booty, shakin' that booty, lovin' da booty, c'mon sing it with me fatso!ヽ(´▽`)/
Alvin: No! NO! I can't take it, no more booties! Tell Becs I love her Clementine! TELL HEEEER!!!!
Clem: o_o I am your humble servant.
Carver: Good, now go get me an espresso.
Clem: Espress...is that some kind of Asian style cookie?
Carver: ಠ_ಠ...Troy.
Troy: Yes boss?
Carver: Release the hounds.
Clem: AVENGE MEEEE! ;_;
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number 010: talkin' to my darlin' Clementine with a frosted baby in me aaaarms. Now, let me tell you about Duck again while irony speaks against me in raising frozen A.J right.
A.J:[sneezes.]
Clem: Kill me, just kill me now.
Alvin: And here, I brought you a juice box.
Clem: I have to sew up my arm in the next 20 minutes or so of this episode, suffering in extreme agony without any pain relief...and you give me an apple juice? Does this look like a boo boo scratch to you!? Gimme pills dammit!
Alvin: Watch your mouth! I've helped you enough as it is! Damn kid!
Clem: >.< Don't make me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!
Alvin: Oh whatcha gonna do, break my nose?
Clem: =_=....
(?)You chose to be sassy.
[Later...]
Clem: Oooow! Why the heck did I slam the window down on his fingers!? ;_; ow!This sucks! It sucks!
Clem: Ladies and gentlemen I have gathered you here tonight because I must reveal to you a repetitive pattern I have discovered this season, and that in avoiding it may save our very lives. Now! considering this is the last episode, and anything goes, I figured you should all know this. So, it is very, very important that not one of us discuss openly about our pasts. So long as we all keep our mouths shut, we should be okay.
Bonnie: Sounds like a plan.
Mike: Okay.
Jane: Done deal.
...
Luke: Aw shit.
Clem: What?
Luke: Today's my birthday and I really wanna tell y'all about my major in art history! ;_;
All: NO! NO! NO!!!!
Mike: Don't do it man! It's a trap!
Bonnie: Keep it together Luke! Stay strong, like lobster claws!!!
Luke: I'm tryin', I'm tryin', but...oh Jesus man, I miss my pa! ;_; I'm so glad I got that minor in agriculture-
Clem: Shut up! SHUT UP!
Bonnie: I always wanted to go a college-oh shit, I did it too didn't I!?
Mike: Shut the fuck up the both of you! You're gonna get us all killed!
Jane: A story on sugar crystals is on the tip of my tongue >_< I-I can't hold it!
Clem: Oh god, there's really no escape, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Kenny: What the heck is going over there!?
Arvo:[weeps in Russian]
Mike: You better talk some sense into him.
Clem: I'll try...[opens truck door].
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number-
Clem:[Slams door shut] hey, heeeeey Bonnie, do you have anymore of that ruuum?
Bonnie: Only if I can say how cool your coolie cool jacket is one more time! =D
Clem:....nevermiiiind!
Rebecca: What in god's name are you two doing?
Nick: We're tryin' to make the kid feel bad for us so she'll sit over here.
Luke: Think it's workin' too.
Rebecca: Is this a joke? Tell me they're not serious.
Nick: Serious as shit! She's been standing there for over a minute mumbling to herself!
Clem: (>°□°)> Best friends <(°□°<) no wait, old friend (>°□°)> but, best friends <(°□°<) b-but my old friend, oh...
Nick: Keep it up Luke, it's working!
Luke: Increasin' sad eyes to maxium capacity....aaand....(*;∀;) nailed it.
Alvin: Are you two fuckin' serious? Just leave the kid alone.
Luke: No way, she's part of our bro team now; we gotta make sure she sticks with us. We lose our mascot to Kenny and it's all over!
Carlos: I knew appointing you as our leader was the biggest mistake I ever made...
Nick: Shit, the old man's waving her over, we're losing her!
Luke: Alright it's now or never everybody!
Carlos: I refuse to be part of this!
Rebecca: And what exactly do you expect us to do?
Nick: Start waving and chanting 'join us, join us.'
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number 010: talkin' to my darlin' Clementine with a frosted baby in me aaaarms. Now, let me tell you about Duck again while irony speaks against me in raising frozen A.J right.
A.J: [sneezes]
Clem: Kill me, just kill me now.
....
Mike: You better talk some sense into him.
Clem: I'll try...[opens truck door].
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number-
Clem: [Slams door shut] hey, heeeeey Bonnie, do you have anymore of that ruuum?
Bonnie: Only if I can say how cool your coolie cool jacket is one more time! =D
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Clem:...[reads label on bottle] Hey, Luke?
Luke: Yup?
Clem: What's viagra?
Luke:
Kenny: Say Clem, you enjoying this emotional bonding scene with your dear old friend Kenny?
Clem: Um, yeah, it's cool I guess
Kenny: Well good, because there's going to be 15 others just like it! =D we're going to have a field of a time you and me!
Clem:...y-you counted?
Jane: I didn't know this man...I've never killed someone that didn't wrong me in some way...that didn't deserve it...
Clem: They were trying to kill us, I'm pretty sure they deserved it. And didn't you shoot a man in the dick two episodes ago for just being a dick? He didn't kill anybody.
Jane: I-I know, but I tried to pretend this guy, was a walker, but...it's different, I didn't think it w… [view original content]
I saw a long post with pictures and I knew it would be you XD. You could kill me with kindness with all this dialogue :P Especially the table choice one and the campfire scene one. Why can't these be in the game? Lilac I demand you to become a writer at Telltale!
I meant to post this silly patch of madness ages ago, forgot, found it again and thought to hell with it :P so here, enjoy some humor for th… moree new year.
Clem:...[reads label on bottle] Hey, Luke?
Luke: Yup?
Clem: What's viagra?
Luke:
Kenny: Say Clem, you enjoying this emotional bonding scene with your dear old friend Kenny?
Clem: Um, yeah, it's cool I guess
Kenny: Well good, because there's going to be 15 others just like it! =D we're going to have a field of a time you and me!
Clem:...y-you counted?
Jane: I didn't know this man...I've never killed someone that didn't wrong me in some way...that didn't deserve it...
Clem: They were trying to kill us, I'm pretty sure they deserved it. And didn't you shoot a man in the dick two episodes ago for just being a dick? He didn't kill anybody.
Jane: I-I know, but I tried to pretend this guy, was a walker, but...it's different, I didn't think it w… [view original content]
Lilac I demand you to become a writer at Telltale!
Didn't I already tell you? I was once o.o
[First day of work...]
"Alright! Which one of you son of a breeches drowned Luke in that stupid plot-contrived lake!? Well you can just DLC auto-correct that trainwreck as of right now! And I've not even hit the tip of the iceberg yet of all the things this season you guys-wait, w-wait what are you doing!? No, no! No! No! Put me down! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! NO! NOOOOOO-"
It um...didn't go so good ^_^' kinda had a falling out, ya know?
I saw a long post with pictures and I knew it would be you XD. You could kill me with kindness with all this dialogue :P Especially the tabl… moree choice one and the campfire scene one. Why can't these be in the game? Lilac I demand you to become a writer at Telltale!
Lilac I demand you to become a writer at Telltale!
Didn't I already tell you? I was once o.o
[First day of work...]
"Alr… moreight! Which one of you son of a breeches drowned Luke in that stupid plot-contrived lake!? Well you can just DLC auto-correct that trainwreck as of right now! And I've not even hit the tip of the iceberg yet of all the things this season you guys-wait, w-wait what are you doing!? No, no! No! No! Put me down! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! NO! NOOOOOO-"
It um...didn't go so good ^_^' kinda had a falling out, ya know?
Why yes, because it's totally the truth >_>; I'd neeeever lie.
DLC auto-correct? You've gotta be careful with auto-correct, especially if you're using an iPhone
That, or that thing that's been happening with the old books being converted digital and it can't tell apart arms from asses. I'm serious, things like 'He wrapped his ass around her waist' have been happening.
Didn't I already tell you? I was once o.o
Well then, I've been misinformed. :P
DLC auto-correct
DLC auto-correct? You'… moreve gotta be careful with auto-correct, especially if you're using an iPhone
kinda had a falling out, ya know?
A falling out? Nothing too serious I hope.
Well then, I've been misinformed. :P
Why yes, because it's totally the truth >_>; I'd neeeever lie.
DLC auto-correct? Yo… moreu've gotta be careful with auto-correct, especially if you're using an iPhone
That, or that thing that's been happening with the old books being converted digital and it can't tell apart arms from asses. I'm serious, things like 'He wrapped his ass around her waist' have been happening.
A falling out? Nothing too serious I hope.
Nothing a few hospital visits won't fix :P
Bonnie begins to walk over to Luke.
Clem: Stop or I shoot!
Bonnie proceeds over to Luke.
Clementine shoots Bonnie in the head
… more Luke: Clem? What d-
Kenny, Mike and Jane gawk at the dead Bonnie.
Clem: Someone go get some rope. Now!
Kenny and Jane run inside to get rope.
Jane: I got the rope Clem. Jane throws the rope over, terrified to go close to Clem.
Clem: Thank you, Jane Come help. Jane reluctantly goes over to Clem
Clementine throws the rope over to Luke, he grabs a hold of it, Clementine and Jane pull him out.
Luke: W-why would you do that to Bonnie?
Clem: Her fat ass was gonna get you killed.
I don't dislike Bonnie either, I like her to a certain extent. What she did was stupid but it's what any person would do if they had a chance to save someone.
Clem: "wow kenny, you really think your the only person that's lost people? I've lost more people than everyone in this group combined, yet I still keep my shit together better than anyone + I'm 11! So get the fuck up pull yourself together and stop being a bitch!"
Carver: That's right. My family and I are set up ways down-river. I'm kinda surprise we haven't run into eachother yet. What's your name?
Clementine: Player chooses Carley.
2 hours later...
Carver: Rebecaa our baby deserves to be raised in a place of safety. I know you're out there. And Alvin. And Luke. And Carley....
(everyone looks at Carver with a look of utter confusion, but continues to call Clementine Carley out of fear of being hurt if they corrected him and later in the game it would just be too awkward)
Carver: Well, actually, I'm your neighbor.
Clementine: Neighbor?
Carver: That's right. My family and I are set up ways down-river. I'm… more kinda surprise we haven't run into eachother yet. What's your name?
Clementine: Player chooses Carley.
2 hours later...
Carver: Rebecaa our baby deserves to be raised in a place of safety. I know you're out there. And Alvin. And Luke. And Carley....
(everyone looks at Carver with a look of utter confusion, but continues to call Clementine Carley out of fear of being hurt if they corrected him and later in the game it would just be too awkward)
Thanks I appreciate it. I've been playing around in my head about writing an alternate season 2 where the Carver/Cabin member conflict is more morally gray and Sarah and Clementine really bond and have a sister-like dynamic but I'm trying to complete my other fics. I'm going to do it though. It's going to be my next project. Thanks for the encouragement.
Clem: You realize that their plan was to take what they wanted from us, likely including the women so Bonni and most likely me. Kenny, Luke, Mike, you'd be dead, AJ too most likely, and maybe they'd have found Jane too. And what do people do with women prisoners? Also...he blamed us for taking the very bag he was trying to hid from his people. Seems like Arvo set us up in spite of me saving him from a very pissed off and murderous Jane.
Bonnie: That's...
Kenny: Glad I ain't the only on who sees that.
Clem: Furthermore, he seems to still be mad at me for killing the walker his sister became.
Arvo: L..liar.
Clem: What reason do i have to lie? By all rights we're in the right to just let Kenny end you. You set us up, and Becca's dead because we were too busy dealing with you to compensate for the bad weather. AJ lost his Mom day 1. You at least got to know your sister. I am sorry, but you don't know me or where I came from. I had to head shot the man who was like a second Father to me, and now I have to protect the third one because he sees you for what you are. So...shut...your....mouth.
Luke: Clem...
Bonnie: Dear Lord...
Clem: Now...i don't want to hear anything out of anyone. Kenny, ease up unless he pulls something. Mike, help Luke across the lake. I don't trust it or Arvo. Slow, steady across the lake and for crying out loud can we stop this infighting? If not for us then for everyone who died getting us here. And Jane, stop giving Kenny the stink eye or I swear you can just leave.
Kenny: You're channelin' a bit of Lee there.
Clem: I dunno, maybe some of you has rubbed off on me too? Lee had more patience. Maybe it's because a preteen's been ordering around a bunch of adults this whole time...
Arvo: Speaks Russian
Clem: i know your insulting us in Russian. Tone speaks volumes.
Thanks I appreciate it. I've been playing around in my head about writing an alternate season 2 where the Carver/Cabin member conflict is mo… morere morally gray and Sarah and Clementine really bond and have a sister-like dynamic but I'm trying to complete my other fics. I'm going to do it though. It's going to be my next project. Thanks for the encouragement.
Thanks I appreciate it. I've been playing around in my head about writing an alternate season 2 where the Carver/Cabin member conflict is mo… morere morally gray and Sarah and Clementine really bond and have a sister-like dynamic but I'm trying to complete my other fics. I'm going to do it though. It's going to be my next project. Thanks for the encouragement.
Kenny pushes Arvo, Mike gets in the way
Mike: Kenny, quit that, he's innocent.
Clem: You realize that their plan was to take what the… morey wanted from us, likely including the women so Bonni and most likely me. Kenny, Luke, Mike, you'd be dead, AJ too most likely, and maybe they'd have found Jane too. And what do people do with women prisoners? Also...he blamed us for taking the very bag he was trying to hid from his people. Seems like Arvo set us up in spite of me saving him from a very pissed off and murderous Jane.
Bonnie: That's...
Kenny: Glad I ain't the only on who sees that.
Clem: Furthermore, he seems to still be mad at me for killing the walker his sister became.
Arvo: L..liar.
Clem: What reason do i have to lie? By all rights we're in the right to just let Kenny end you. You set us up, and Becca's dead because we were too busy dealing with you to compensate for the bad weather. AJ lost his Mom day 1. Y… [view original content]
Clementine: Please Lee don't go.
Lee: Clementine, this is it for me.
Clementine: Please, just... just try to get up.
Lee: Just please SHUT UP!!!
[Lee passes out from using all energy to be a jerk]
I just imagine everyone going out and him just calling out to Carley the entire time, Clem's just sitting there like; well, my names not Carley, so he can't make me leave.
Carver: Carley, I know you're with these rats, get your ass out here!
10 minutes later
Carver: Well I guess we outta leave without her, maybe she's dead...
Alvin: Oh uh, yeah Carley died she uh... fell off a bridge.
Carver: What? That bridge?
Rebecca: Uh yeah, that one...
Carver: I don't think she's that stupid...
Nick: Uh, I pushed her.
Then Clemmy goes and saves them all by killing Carver
Carver: Well, actually, I'm your neighbor.
Clementine: Neighbor?
Carver: That's right. My family and I are set up ways down-river. I'm… more kinda surprise we haven't run into eachother yet. What's your name?
Clementine: Player chooses Carley.
2 hours later...
Carver: Rebecaa our baby deserves to be raised in a place of safety. I know you're out there. And Alvin. And Luke. And Carley....
(everyone looks at Carver with a look of utter confusion, but continues to call Clementine Carley out of fear of being hurt if they corrected him and later in the game it would just be too awkward)
[Comfort Sarah]
[Smack Becca]
[Hug Sarah]
[Brutally Murder Jane]
[Go Down And Save Sarah Yourself]
[Yell At Becca]
[Push Bonnie Into Vat Of Acid]
[Talk To Arvo (Resolve the issue of shooting his sister)]
[Defend Sarah from *insert character being an asshole]
I would have liked multiple opportunities to bring up Christa's pregnancy in episode 4, and to call Jane out for being a hypocrite when she criticizes Kenny for mourning Sarita but won't let go of her sister's death.
[Comfort Sarah]
[Smack Becca]
[Hug Sarah]
[Brutally Murder Jane]
[Go Down And Save Sarah Yourself]
[Yell At Becca]
[Push Bonnie Into V… moreat Of Acid]
[Talk To Arvo (Resolve the issue of shooting his sister)]
[Defend Sarah from *insert character being an asshole]
Yeah, even though there was an achievement i thought i fucked up, i told Reggie i wouldnt get him in trouble but i didnt know there was an o… moreption to not listen to kenny telling you to look around, also i didnt help sarah and he said "Clementine I asked you to help her" i felt like it was alll my fault Regi died
Kenny pushes Arvo, Mike gets in the way
Mike: Kenny, quit that, he's innocent.
Clem: You realize that their plan was to take what the… morey wanted from us, likely including the women so Bonni and most likely me. Kenny, Luke, Mike, you'd be dead, AJ too most likely, and maybe they'd have found Jane too. And what do people do with women prisoners? Also...he blamed us for taking the very bag he was trying to hid from his people. Seems like Arvo set us up in spite of me saving him from a very pissed off and murderous Jane.
Bonnie: That's...
Kenny: Glad I ain't the only on who sees that.
Clem: Furthermore, he seems to still be mad at me for killing the walker his sister became.
Arvo: L..liar.
Clem: What reason do i have to lie? By all rights we're in the right to just let Kenny end you. You set us up, and Becca's dead because we were too busy dealing with you to compensate for the bad weather. AJ lost his Mom day 1. Y… [view original content]
Isn't the Jane thing more about him letting it control him to such an extent that he is dangerous to other people, whereas she, while mourning her inside, keeps moving on?
This thread is ridiculous.
I would have liked multiple opportunities to bring up Christa's pregnancy in episode 4, and to call Jane out for being a hypocrite when she criticizes Kenny for mourning Sarita but won't let go of her sister's death.
Jane can move on physically, yeah, and she wears a facade like nothing fazes her because it's her defense mechanism, but she's arguably the biggest offender of living in the past. Jane constantly criticizes people for not being capable of letting go, but at the same time she's so incapable of letting go of her sister that she looks to Clementine as a new-and-improved replacement. She places people into roles based on what she's "seen before" rather than trusting that they're their own people (i.e. Sarah).
This isn't me saying, "Oh, I hate Jane, I want to say mean things to her." Jane's hypocrisy comes in to the game a lot and at times I wonder if it's even done intentionally. If we got the chance to address it, I think I'd her character would feel more consistent.
Isn't the Jane thing more about him letting it control him to such an extent that he is dangerous to other people, whereas she, while mourning her inside, keeps moving on?
Jane can move on physically, yeah, and she wears a facade like nothing fazes her because it's her defense mechanism, but she's arguably the … morebiggest offender of living in the past. Jane constantly criticizes people for not being capable of letting go, but at the same time she's so incapable of letting go of her sister that she looks to Clementine as a new-and-improved replacement. She places people into roles based on what she's "seen before" rather than trusting that they're their own people (i.e. Sarah).
This isn't me saying, "Oh, I hate Jane, I want to say mean things to her." Jane's hypocrisy comes in to the game a lot and at times I wonder if it's even done intentionally. If we got the chance to address it, I think I'd her character would feel more consistent.
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you should do it!!! anyways im gonna support your fanfiction if only you're gonna right that
4th option was my best bet, if only telltale do that
I thought that was what the Stranger meant too! I got really confused and grossed out, then I realized he meant father/daughter and I was like "Hold up bitch you ain't her dad, and you never will be because I am now!" xD
Clem: I miss Lily
Matthew: Are you assholes?
Clementine: You're an asshole
Russell: Bill don't like idle hands
Clem: Nate don't like runaways
Carver: Lambs to the slaughter no shepherd to guide yo-- Oww!
Clem kicks Carver
"I think Reggie got the message."
"Everyone get the fuck down here and help me pull Sarah out!" -To everyone who stood there uselessly while Sarah got eaten.
"Arvo, your sister turned into a walker and I shot her because she would have attacked me if I didn't."-To Arvo, obviously.
"I wouldn't trust either of you to look after a pet rock at this point, let alone me and AJ." -To Jane and Kenny.
Someone shoots Carver instead of wasting time bashing his face in.
I meant to post this silly patch of madness ages ago, forgot, found it again and thought to hell with it :P so here, enjoy some humor for the new year.
Clem:...[reads label on bottle] Hey, Luke?
Luke: Yup?
Clem: What's viagra?
Luke:
Kenny: Say Clem, you enjoying this emotional bonding scene with your dear old friend Kenny?
Clem: Um, yeah, it's cool I guess
Kenny: Well good, because there's going to be 15 others just like it! =D we're going to have a field of a time you and me!
Clem:...y-you counted?
Jane: I didn't know this man...I've never killed someone that didn't wrong me in some way...that didn't deserve it...
Clem: They were trying to kill us, I'm pretty sure they deserved it. And didn't you shoot a man in the dick two episodes ago for just being a dick? He didn't kill anybody.
Jane: I-I know, but I tried to pretend this guy, was a walker, but...it's different, I didn't think it would be, but it is.
Clem:...but you shot a man in the dick-
Jane: I KNOW I shot a man in the dick! I was there Clementine, I remember! You don't have to keep reminding me!
Clem: Well then did you hit your head on the way over to save us? Because I bet you a box of cookies if we asked 100 people 'What's worse, shooting a guy in the dick or stabbing a guy in the neck?' more than likely they'll be split 50/50 right down the middle!
Jane: Listen kid, I am in a very, very emotional place right now and I'm trying my damn hardest to open up to you! So I would appricate it, if you didn't attack me over every little thing that I do!
Clem:...period cramps?
Jane: Yes.
Clem: Painful?
Jane: Crippling.
Carver: You make sure and tell me the truth when you're sittin' where you are...and you won't end up over in that chair.
Troy: ♪ Look at da booty, shakin' that booty, lovin' da booty, c'mon sing it with me fatso!ヽ(´▽`)/
Alvin: No! NO! I can't take it, no more booties! Tell Becs I love her Clementine! TELL HEEEER!!!!
Clem: o_o I am your humble servant.
Carver: Good, now go get me an espresso.
Clem: Espress...is that some kind of Asian style cookie?
Carver: ಠ_ಠ...Troy.
Troy: Yes boss?
Carver: Release the hounds.
Clem: AVENGE MEEEE! ;_;
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number 010: talkin' to my darlin' Clementine with a frosted baby in me aaaarms. Now, let me tell you about Duck again while irony speaks against me in raising frozen A.J right.
A.J: [sneezes.]
Clem: Kill me, just kill me now.
Alvin: And here, I brought you a juice box.
Clem: I have to sew up my arm in the next 20 minutes or so of this episode, suffering in extreme agony without any pain relief...and you give me an apple juice? Does this look like a boo boo scratch to you!? Gimme pills dammit!
Alvin: Watch your mouth! I've helped you enough as it is! Damn kid!
Clem: >.< Don't make me angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!
Alvin: Oh whatcha gonna do, break my nose?
Clem: =_=....
(?)You chose to be sassy.
[Later...]
Clem: Oooow! Why the heck did I slam the window down on his fingers!? ;_; ow!This sucks! It sucks!
Clem: Ladies and gentlemen I have gathered you here tonight because I must reveal to you a repetitive pattern I have discovered this season, and that in avoiding it may save our very lives. Now! considering this is the last episode, and anything goes, I figured you should all know this. So, it is very, very important that not one of us discuss openly about our pasts. So long as we all keep our mouths shut, we should be okay.
Bonnie: Sounds like a plan.
Mike: Okay.
Jane: Done deal.
...
Luke: Aw shit.
Clem: What?
Luke: Today's my birthday and I really wanna tell y'all about my major in art history! ;_;
All: NO! NO! NO!!!!
Mike: Don't do it man! It's a trap!
Bonnie: Keep it together Luke! Stay strong, like lobster claws!!!
Luke: I'm tryin', I'm tryin', but...oh Jesus man, I miss my pa! ;_; I'm so glad I got that minor in agriculture-
Clem: Shut up! SHUT UP!
Bonnie: I always wanted to go a college-oh shit, I did it too didn't I!?
Mike: Shut the fuck up the both of you! You're gonna get us all killed!
Jane: A story on sugar crystals is on the tip of my tongue >_< I-I can't hold it!
Clem: Oh god, there's really no escape, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
Kenny: What the heck is going over there!?
Arvo: [weeps in Russian]
Mike: You better talk some sense into him.
Clem: I'll try...[opens truck door].
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number-
Clem: [Slams door shut] hey, heeeeey Bonnie, do you have anymore of that ruuum?
Bonnie: Only if I can say how cool your coolie cool jacket is one more time! =D
Clem:....nevermiiiind!
Rebecca: What in god's name are you two doing?
Nick: We're tryin' to make the kid feel bad for us so she'll sit over here.
Luke: Think it's workin' too.
Rebecca: Is this a joke? Tell me they're not serious.
Nick: Serious as shit! She's been standing there for over a minute mumbling to herself!
Clem: (>°□°)> Best friends <(°□°<) no wait, old friend (>°□°)> but, best friends <(°□°<) b-but my old friend, oh...
Nick: Keep it up Luke, it's working!
Luke: Increasin' sad eyes to maxium capacity....aaand....(*;∀;) nailed it.
Alvin: Are you two fuckin' serious? Just leave the kid alone.
Luke: No way, she's part of our bro team now; we gotta make sure she sticks with us. We lose our mascot to Kenny and it's all over!
Carlos: I knew appointing you as our leader was the biggest mistake I ever made...
Nick: Shit, the old man's waving her over, we're losing her!
Luke: Alright it's now or never everybody!
Carlos: I refuse to be part of this!
Rebecca: And what exactly do you expect us to do?
Nick: Start waving and chanting 'join us, join us.'
Luke: The fuck? No okay, I got a better idea.
Kenny: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
Clem: <(°□°<) old friend...old friiiiend...
Luke: Hey Clem! Clementine! [waves chocolate bar.]
Nick: Look what we goooot!
Clem: O_O...
(?) You sweet pea'd your ass over there.
Luke: Woohoo! HIGH FIVE!
Nick: Suck it old man!
Kenny: God dammit! >_<
Jane: Ugh! God! If only a certain baby boy was still alive, it would really help me in speaking out about it right now!
Kenny: I AM EXTREMELY UPSET! >:(
Clem: Well I found A.J, you know, alive?
Jane: I won't let you defeat me, damn you!
Kenny: I AM A VERY ANGRY PERSON! >:(
Clem: Guess I'll just...leave you two to it? =_=
Kenny: Just die you baby killer, repent!
Jane: NEVEEEEER!
Clem: Okay well, I'll be heading on my way then. Haven't peed in 12 hours anyway...
Im dying XD!
Favourites
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number 010: talkin' to my darlin' Clementine with a frosted baby in me aaaarms. Now, let me tell you about Duck again while irony speaks against me in raising frozen A.J right.
A.J: [sneezes]
Clem: Kill me, just kill me now.
....
Mike: You better talk some sense into him.
Clem: I'll try...[opens truck door].
Kenny: Emotional bonding scene number-
Clem: [Slams door shut] hey, heeeeey Bonnie, do you have anymore of that ruuum?
Bonnie: Only if I can say how cool your coolie cool jacket is one more time! =D
Clem:....nevermiiiind!
Jane : I want to talk to you away fro....
Clem : Whose baby is it?
Jane : Excuse me?
Clem : If it's not lukes then whos is it?
I saw a long post with pictures and I knew it would be you XD. You could kill me with kindness with all this dialogue :P Especially the table choice one and the campfire scene one. Why can't these be in the game? Lilac I demand you to become a writer at Telltale!
Didn't I already tell you? I was once o.o
[First day of work...]
"Alright! Which one of you son of a breeches drowned Luke in that stupid plot-contrived lake!? Well you can just DLC auto-correct that trainwreck as of right now! And I've not even hit the tip of the iceberg yet of all the things this season you guys-wait, w-wait what are you doing!? No, no! No! No! Put me down! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! NO! NOOOOOO-"
It um...didn't go so good ^_^' kinda had a falling out, ya know?
not some exact words tho..
Lee : What can i tell you to make you feel better?
Clem : That i won't wake up anymore, i'd rather stay in this dream.. until yeah i'm gone commatose that i don't need to deal with their shit anymore
Lee : Swear.
Well then, I've been misinformed. :P
DLC auto-correct? You've gotta be careful with auto-correct, especially if you're using an iPhone
A falling out? Nothing too serious I hope.
Why yes, because it's totally the truth >_>; I'd neeeever lie.
That, or that thing that's been happening with the old books being converted digital and it can't tell apart arms from asses. I'm serious, things like 'He wrapped his ass around her waist' have been happening.
Nothing a few hospital visits won't fix :P
I never thought you would. :P
That's unfortunate, sadly I imagined that so I've now scarred myself for life.
That bad? :P
Bonnie begins to walk over to Luke.
Clem: Stop or I shoot!
Bonnie proceeds over to Luke.
Clementine shoots Bonnie in the head
Luke: Clem? What d-
Kenny, Mike and Jane gawk at the dead Bonnie.
Clem: Someone go get some rope. Now!
Kenny and Jane run inside to get rope.
Jane: I got the rope Clem. Jane throws the rope over, terrified to go close to Clem.
Clem: Thank you, Jane Come help. Jane reluctantly goes over to Clem
Clementine throws the rope over to Luke, he grabs a hold of it, Clementine and Jane pull him out.
Luke: W-why would you do that to Bonnie?
Clem: Her fat ass was gonna get you killed.
I dont even dislike bonnie all that much but I tried to do that when she started acting like a moron, it could have saved luke
I don't dislike Bonnie either, I like her to a certain extent. What she did was stupid but it's what any person would do if they had a chance to save someone.
Sarah I like Christmas-
Clem: BURN!
Sarah: DADDY!! DADDY!!
Sarita: Clem what the hell are you doing!?
Carlos: Sarah stay behind! Young lady-
Clem: You are not my dad Carlos SHUT UP KENNY!
Rebecca: Somebody do something!
Bonnie: Well look I wonder-
Sees everybody getting outside
Sarah AAAAHHHH!!!
Clem: Shut up! Bitch slaps her
Carlos: We took you in Slaps Clem and-
Kenny looking at Carlos: Why you little shit that's my job
Walter: Stop it Kenny you're hands are to soft!
Bonnie: Ugh um...
Walter: Huh! Merry Christmas
Bonnie: Thank you- I mean HANDS UP NOBODY MOVES
Clem: Or what? you're gonna shoot me.
Rebecca: Fucking junkie
Bonnie: What how dare-
Luke: Bonnie
Bonnie: WHAT!
Luke takes of shirt and Bonnie looks at his sixpack
Bonnie: OMG Luke that is so sexy-
Walter: He's mine Knocks out Bonnie
kenny being a bitch to clem coz of sarita
Clem: "wow kenny, you really think your the only person that's lost people? I've lost more people than everyone in this group combined, yet I still keep my shit together better than anyone + I'm 11! So get the fuck up pull yourself together and stop being a bitch!"
Carver: Well, actually, I'm your neighbor.
Clementine: Neighbor?
Carver: That's right. My family and I are set up ways down-river. I'm kinda surprise we haven't run into eachother yet. What's your name?
Clementine: Player chooses Carley.
2 hours later...
Carver: Rebecaa our baby deserves to be raised in a place of safety. I know you're out there. And Alvin. And Luke. And Carley....
(everyone looks at Carver with a look of utter confusion, but continues to call Clementine Carley out of fear of being hurt if they corrected him and later in the game it would just be too awkward)
"Lilly"
"Christa"
"Molly"
Thanks I appreciate it. I've been playing around in my head about writing an alternate season 2 where the Carver/Cabin member conflict is more morally gray and Sarah and Clementine really bond and have a sister-like dynamic but I'm trying to complete my other fics. I'm going to do it though. It's going to be my next project. Thanks for the encouragement.
Kenny pushes Arvo, Mike gets in the way
Mike: Kenny, quit that, he's innocent.
Clem: You realize that their plan was to take what they wanted from us, likely including the women so Bonni and most likely me. Kenny, Luke, Mike, you'd be dead, AJ too most likely, and maybe they'd have found Jane too. And what do people do with women prisoners? Also...he blamed us for taking the very bag he was trying to hid from his people. Seems like Arvo set us up in spite of me saving him from a very pissed off and murderous Jane.
Bonnie: That's...
Kenny: Glad I ain't the only on who sees that.
Clem: Furthermore, he seems to still be mad at me for killing the walker his sister became.
Arvo: L..liar.
Clem: What reason do i have to lie? By all rights we're in the right to just let Kenny end you. You set us up, and Becca's dead because we were too busy dealing with you to compensate for the bad weather. AJ lost his Mom day 1. You at least got to know your sister. I am sorry, but you don't know me or where I came from. I had to head shot the man who was like a second Father to me, and now I have to protect the third one because he sees you for what you are. So...shut...your....mouth.
Luke: Clem...
Bonnie: Dear Lord...
Clem: Now...i don't want to hear anything out of anyone. Kenny, ease up unless he pulls something. Mike, help Luke across the lake. I don't trust it or Arvo. Slow, steady across the lake and for crying out loud can we stop this infighting? If not for us then for everyone who died getting us here. And Jane, stop giving Kenny the stink eye or I swear you can just leave.
Kenny: You're channelin' a bit of Lee there.
Clem: I dunno, maybe some of you has rubbed off on me too? Lee had more patience. Maybe it's because a preteen's been ordering around a bunch of adults this whole time...
Arvo: Speaks Russian
Clem: i know your insulting us in Russian. Tone speaks volumes.
Mike: Might stick around after all...
Clem: What was that?
Mike: Nuthin...
you're welcome
You should make one :P
Clem: No no, what did you say?
Mike: I said nothing, okay Clem?
Clem: Bitch slaps Mike No Mike, not okay.
Clementine: Please Lee don't go.
Lee: Clementine, this is it for me.
Clementine: Please, just... just try to get up.
Lee: Just please SHUT UP!!!
[Lee passes out from using all energy to be a jerk]
Alone ending...
Clementine : I wish i still had those juiceboxes rather than carrying a baby...
-Alvin cries-
Clementine : -Clementine use the Shut-the-fuck-up glare-
-Alvin's noise reduced to 0%-
it's supper effective!!!
I just imagine everyone going out and him just calling out to Carley the entire time, Clem's just sitting there like; well, my names not Carley, so he can't make me leave.
Carver: Carley, I know you're with these rats, get your ass out here!
10 minutes later
Carver: Well I guess we outta leave without her, maybe she's dead...
Alvin: Oh uh, yeah Carley died she uh... fell off a bridge.
Carver: What? That bridge?
Rebecca: Uh yeah, that one...
Carver: I don't think she's that stupid...
Nick: Uh, I pushed her.
Then Clemmy goes and saves them all by killing Carver
[Comfort Sarah]
[Smack Becca]
[Hug Sarah]
[Brutally Murder Jane]
[Go Down And Save Sarah Yourself]
[Yell At Becca]
[Push Bonnie Into Vat Of Acid]
[Talk To Arvo (Resolve the issue of shooting his sister)]
[Defend Sarah from *insert character being an asshole]
This thread is ridiculous.
I would have liked multiple opportunities to bring up Christa's pregnancy in episode 4, and to call Jane out for being a hypocrite when she criticizes Kenny for mourning Sarita but won't let go of her sister's death.
When Bonnie, Mike and Arvo are leaving
Clem-I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE JUDAS! I'M SURROUNDED BY 'EM! YOU FAKE MOTHERFUCKERS!
letting kenny kill jane is not enough? , wew some immature fan you are...
The worst thing is, Reggie didn't ask you for help. He just asked about Sarah "So, is she going to be okay?"
Pretty eloquent for an 11 year old - I like it.
Isn't the Jane thing more about him letting it control him to such an extent that he is dangerous to other people, whereas she, while mourning her inside, keeps moving on?
Considering she has mad windmill repair skills at her age it works. :P
Jane can move on physically, yeah, and she wears a facade like nothing fazes her because it's her defense mechanism, but she's arguably the biggest offender of living in the past. Jane constantly criticizes people for not being capable of letting go, but at the same time she's so incapable of letting go of her sister that she looks to Clementine as a new-and-improved replacement. She places people into roles based on what she's "seen before" rather than trusting that they're their own people (i.e. Sarah).
This isn't me saying, "Oh, I hate Jane, I want to say mean things to her." Jane's hypocrisy comes in to the game a lot and at times I wonder if it's even done intentionally. If we got the chance to address it, I think I'd her character would feel more consistent.
"I'm sick of this wounded warrior crap."
Was that meant to be ironic?
I also wonder if we're meant to take stock in what Bonnie says about being sick of "alpha male horseshit", considering she inevitably abandons Clem.