The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited May 2011
    Yeah, the little trivia about others is part of the charms of this topic. Also, the silly conversations that happen here are usually fun.

    In my opinion though, moving the thread to forum games was appropiate. Hell, this is the only forum I've ever seen a "what are you thinking?" topic outside of the forum games section or its equivalent.
  • edited May 2011
    I think I just saw a fox prowling around outside my hutch.

    Cock-a-doodle-do...n't eat me, pease!
  • edited May 2011
    That's the thing with being new...people don't have a good grasp of your humour or how much or little you actually put into your posts. My fault for jumping around the corner throwing rubber knives. No one knows what's going on or what to make of it. Last post about this, I'm sorry if people took it to heart...especially moderators. I was being anal about the word "Game". That was all. I understand the purpose of the forum and why things are here(I've been a moderator before), I was just making a carefree statement that was argued and I rode that train all the way to the station :P ...and on that note:

    coke>pepsi
  • edited May 2011
    Way back in ancient times, before threads were invented (or even the World Wide Web), there existed discussion boards with only one thread. Everything went in it. Intelligent posts, dumb posts, discussions about which posts were intelligent or dumb, mom's macaroni recipe, and so on. You just read starting from the first new message to the last new message, and tried to keep all topics straight in your mind.

    This thread kind of reminds me of those days. It's not really a game, just another way of communicating.
  • edited May 2011
    White boards are an improvement over chalkboards! I always hated the way they felt.
  • edited May 2011
    I think I just found the reason for my attraction to this thread. I get bored easily. It's the reason why I read multiple books at the same time, do homework while watching TV shows and posting, and like movies with plots twisted and tangled into the world's largest granny knot.

    This thread is like that, a mass of stories coming together to form one large picture of the character of the forum, a place that can change moods at the drop of a hat, and shifts constantly from one topic to the next.
  • edited May 2011
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    Way back in ancient times, before threads were invented (or even the World Wide Web), there existed discussion boards with only one thread. Everything went in it. Intelligent posts, dumb posts, discussions about which posts were intelligent or dumb, mom's macaroni recipe, and so on. You just read starting from the first new message to the last new message, and tried to keep all topics straight in your mind.

    This thread kind of reminds me of those days. It's not really a game, just another way of communicating.

    Did you help build the pyramids?
  • edited May 2011
    The fox I thought I saw turned out to be Farmer Clayton's rusty old bin. I wouldn't be so embarrassed if this wasn't the twelfth time I've made that mistake in the past two hours.

    The hens eggs are all over my feathered face right now. Not literally of course, that would be perverse.
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel wrote: »
    The fox I thought I saw turned out to be Farmer Clayton's rusty old bin. I wouldn't be so embarrassed if this wasn't the twelfth time I've made that mistake in the past two hours.

    The hens eggs are all over my feathered face right now. Not literally of course, that would be perverse.

    I love this guy!
  • edited May 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    Did you help build the pyramids?

    No, we made the level 1 users do all the work.
  • edited May 2011
    Had a virus or somthing that made every program I click on ask what program I wanted to use to open it I had to system restore the thing!
  • edited May 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    Had a virus or somthing that made every program I click on ask what program I wanted to use to open it I had to system restore the thing!

    you could have just opened in safe mode and ran virus software
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel wrote: »
    The fox I thought I saw turned out to be Farmer Clayton's rusty old bin. I wouldn't be so embarrassed if this wasn't the twelfth time I've made that mistake in the past two hours.

    The hens eggs are all over my feathered face right now. Not literally of course, that would be perverse.


    How are the chicks? :D
  • edited May 2011
    coolguy721 wrote: »
    you could have just opened in safe mode and ran virus software

    I ran scans before and it didnt find anything. Plus this is what everyone said to do when I managed to google the problem.
  • edited May 2011
    I dunno what's more annoying, that virus you got, or the ones I got that try to pass for an antivirus that tries to convince you that every single program except it in your computer is infected and won't let you open anything nor go anywhere on the internet until you "buy" the subscription.
  • edited May 2011
    SunnyGuy wrote: »
    I dunno what's more annoying, that virus you got, or the ones I got that try to pass for an antivirus that tries to convince you that every single program except it in your computer is infected and won't let you open anything nor go anywhere on the internet until you "buy" the subscription.

    Yours is more annoying just cos of the sheer cheek of it.
  • edited May 2011
    ((reads back a few pages))

    What? Davies left? Okay, you know what, you people can eat a dick.
  • edited May 2011
    ((reads back a few pages))

    What? Davies left? Okay, you know what, you people can eat a dick.

    woot! one of the few users who's posts are worth reading is back
  • edited May 2011
    While I am flattered, there is an irony in that statement.
  • edited May 2011
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  • edited May 2011
    ((reads back a few pages))

    What? Davies left? Okay, you know what, you people can eat a dick.

    Hey! If you read carefully, I tried my best to convince him to stay. Sadly, I was unsuccessful.
  • edited May 2011
    ((reads back a few pages))

    What? Davies left? Okay, you know what, you people can eat a dick.


    o_O
  • edited May 2011
    ((reads back a few pages))

    What? Davies left? Okay, you know what, you people can eat a dick.

    He's still here, he's just faking. JedEx already called it, Davies is Cockerel.
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel? You mean the greatest troll account ever made?
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel? You mean the greatest troll account ever made?

    Wow, those are some depressingly low standards.
  • edited May 2011
    Wow, those are some depressingly low standards.

    Darling! *glomp*
  • edited May 2011
    yeah really, not even a 5-combo or altered pic in sight. The vets are always hard to please though. All aboard the party van.
  • edited May 2011
    Though I won't argue against the thread being here, there's a horrendous flaw in your logic, Dashing. Discussion does happen here (case in point: THIS), it just doesn't constantly happen here. Yes, there's quite a bit of people shouting whatever they feel like, whether anyone's listening or not, but discussion threads rise and fall all the time in this thread.

    And in a perfect world, yes, we could have a thread for every little thing we want to discuss. But that's not the case. For example, would Retrovortex have started a thread about his arcade machine if not for this thread? I admit, I don't know him well enough to say for sure, but I doubt that the existence of this thread is the only thing that caused him to not make a thread of its own to post in. And people have been interested in and talked about this thing.

    So you're free to hate this thread for all the chatter and posts that don't carry on a discussion, but don't you dare act as though that's all that the thread consists of. It's an insult to your own intelligence.

    Maybe you could read the whole thread from beginning to the end and cut every 2~3 posts that make a discussion and bring them back in the general chat with a relevant thread title ... Not all by yourself ... you can share the work between other moderators ... Okay strike that, That's a silly idea ... *purposely keeps the silly idea stroked instead of removing it so that people can actually read it*
  • edited May 2011
    nah they have better things to do....like Jenga.

    You know, when I saw the Star Wars prequels, I kept thinking of this game(see, now it is apt)....mostly because the acting reminded me of a pile of wood.


    ...oh, and I think there was a guy with a similar sounding name...nahhh on second thought, I think I'll stay with my first answer on that one.

    *conga lines out of forum, lead by various blocks of wood*
  • edited May 2011
    Johro wrote: »
    nah they have better things to do....like Jenga
    Really? Those bloody poor excuses as moderators ... :mad:
    *whispers* Can I join them? I love playing Jenga ...
  • edited May 2011
    This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/149646/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-great-day
  • edited May 2011
    Whoever created the child-safe bottle cap is not a friend of mine. Whenever I maintain my fishtank, I have to add about 10 mins on to the total time it takes simply because I can never get the caps off of the chemicals I need! It's not child-safe. It's human-safe. In fact, I'm sure that when I was much younger I was able to open those child-safe caps a lot easier and a lot quicker.
  • edited May 2011
    uregobland wrote: »
    How are the chicks? :D

    Bless you for asking, they're just chirpy thanks. How are your small human squishballs? I hope they are well.

    Unfortunately our youngest chick, Pedro, caught a terrible fright this morning. He waddled over to the window of Mr. Clayton's farmhouse, and saw him and Ms. Rosie from the newsagents doing something no innocent chicklet's eyes should ever have to see. Mrs. Clayton won't be best pleased if she ever finds out but at least poor Pedro's stopped shaking, for now.

    Slightly more pheasant news is that little Sid, Maci, Eva and Dell came scuttling up to the hutch yesterday and tweeted me to eggcitedly tell me how they had followed a trail of seed, which led them to a "suavely mystical idea man" who eggplained to them that he was once eggstatic but was now a little down on his pluck. I think that the darling fluffs are just taking a flight of fancy but I guess there's no fowl in having an active imagination, right?
  • edited May 2011
    I think you finally killed it.
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel, I've read your posts and I love em. So I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. Cocks, let's get to it.

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    THIS IS THE TALE
    OF COCKEREL THE ROOSTER
    A FARMBIRD SO BRAVE
    ACROSS THE BEAUTIFUL PLAINS

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    AS A DAD HE'S THE BEST
    TO THE CHICKS HE ADORES
    WHO HE CAN ALWAYS PERSUADE
    TO EAT THEIR NUTRITIONAL GRAINS
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel, I've read your posts and I love em. So I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. Cocks, let's get to it.

    THIS IS THE TALE
    OF COCKEREL THE ROOSTER
    A FARMBIRD SO BRAVE
    ACROSS THE BEAUTIFUL PLAINS

    AS A DAD HE'S THE BEST
    TO THE CHICKS HE ADORES
    WHO HE CAN ALWAYS PERSUADE
    TO EAT THEIR NUTRITIONAL GRAINS

    That was eggcellent, truly the best thing I'feather heard. I was tempted to add to it but then I chickened out. Many times thank you Mr. Fawful, I'm sure the chicks will get a hoot out of hearing the bedtime song of how their father is the greatest cock of all.

    Although I am a bit too much of a chicken to add to your starling effort, I shall attempt my own bird-song in your honor..
    He is a human,
    his name is Mr Fawful.
    He is nice and good,
    and he is far from awful.

    Mr Fawful, he eats falafel.
    I'm sure he is quite lawful,
    he is nice and good,
    for his name is Mr Fawful.

    I hope you enjoyed my hawkish attempt at human ryhming. I'm afraid us cockerels are not knowen for our lyriics. My brethren are all about the bebop..
    Cock-a-bebop-a-do
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel wrote: »
    That was eggcellent, truly the best thing I'feather heard. I was tempted to add to it but then I chickened out. Many times thank you Mr. Fawful, I'm sure the chicks will get a hoot out of hearing the bedtime song of how their father is the greatest cock of all.

    Although I am a bit too much of a chicken to add to your starling effort, I shall attempt my own bird-song in your honor..
    He is a human,
    his name is Mr Fawful.
    He is nice and good,
    and he is far from awful.

    Mr Fawful, he eats falafel.
    I'm sure he is quite lawful,
    he is nice and good,
    for his name is Mr Fawful.

    I hope you enjoyed my hawkish attempt at human ryhming. I'm afraid us cockerels are not knowen for our lyriics. My brethren are all about the bebop..
    Cock-a-bebop-a-do

    Thanks!

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    NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!

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    FROM THE EGG HE WAS HATCHED
    HE DANCED FOR THE HENS
    OL' COCKEREL
    STRUTTIN OFF HIS STUFF

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    HE'S THE BEAK OF THE BARN
    THE WING OF THE WINDMILL
    IN THE CHICKEN COOP CONFINES
    IS ANY COCK MORE TOUGH?
  • edited May 2011
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    NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!

    I seriously hope this part catches on like the phrase "Like A Boss" did.
  • edited May 2011
    Why is it that one of brood goes missing everytime that axe appears outside dear old Mr. Claytons shed?! I suspect that he's taking us to a big surprise party one by one. Oh golly, I do prey to the mighty Big Bird that there will be bowls full of seed and lots of hens in need of having their eggs fertilised at this party.

    I'm just not sure how that funny old axe fits in to all of this.
  • edited May 2011
    Cockerel wrote: »
    Why is it that one of brood goes missing everytime that axe appears outside dear old Mr. Claytons shed?! I suspect that he's taking us to a big surprise party one by one. Oh golly, I do prey to the mighty Big Bird that there will be bowls full of seed and lots of hens in need of having their eggs fertilised at this party.

    I'm just not sure how that funny old axe fits in to all of this.

    The axe is to...umm....chop fire wood for a cozy party atmosphere.
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