> find out how to cheat
after you do:
> cheat to fix your arm
you try to find out how to cheat, but the hospital has got hold of your laptop and filtered all the cheat websites, better luck next time.
maybe you should work on getting into the storage room, oh, and now all the turtles have gone to sleep.
you try, but you get pused over by the turtle that the eyes belonged to. The turtle runs out of the room, taking all of the vortexes in the room with him and firing a gun about, you better stop him, on the floor is NO-ONES HAT.
> In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.
> If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.
> In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.
> jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.
you jump in the vortex, and end up in a small room with one door, leading outside, you take the vortex you exited from in case you want to come back to the hospital later.
you exit the building, and fall 600 feet to the ground (well, technically 603 and a half, but I don't want to act like those turtles).
you lose your sense of sight, hearing, taste and balance, and you already lost touch from your broken arm. you now have only smell left. you smell...grass...and air...and a river...and something that will get your senses back, but where are these things?
>Follow the scent to the thing that will give you your senses back
you know it's there, but your sense of smell isn't advanced enough to tell where it is.
your inventory contains: laptop, vortex, boat and chewing gum (you found the chewing gum under the hospital bed).
> Repeat until any other viable option presents itself
you keep throwing it and following it until you find that it's attached to the thing that gives your senses back. When your senses are back, you find that the insane turtle has followed you, better run.
surroundings: river, air.
inventory: BROKEN VORTEX, BOAT, LAPTOP.
> Throw the laptop into the river. :eek: I mean, the boat! Throw the boat into the river!
> Board the laptop, I mean boat.
well, that laptop...I mean boat wasn't anywhere near as good as you expected. you board it anyway.
OH MY...HOW? THAT'S HUGE! WHY DID THIS NEVER GET MENTIONED BEFORE? I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD GET A HIGH PRIORITY IN WHAT SHOULD BE TOLD WOULDN'T YOU? BUT THIS? THIS IS INSANE! I QUIT!
well...until episode 3 anyway...
...to be continued...
okay, before I can start episode 3, I need ideas.
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nope, nope, nope and nope, they are not the passwords either.
"the number of vortexes is not important, as that was not the question."
they do not take kindly to that and break your arm in 5 and a ninth different places.
what a brilliant suggestion, exept you end up breaking it further. should of leart how to fix arms, huh?
then
> fix arm
quick reference to earlier...
and fixing your arm is part of solving a puzzle, so you can't do that.:D
maybe not knowing how to fix it is part of the puzzle, maybe you're not meant to fix it yet.:D
after you do:
> cheat to fix your arm
you try to find out how to cheat, but the hospital has got hold of your laptop and filtered all the cheat websites, better luck next time.
maybe you should work on getting into the storage room, oh, and now all the turtles have gone to sleep.
you better not, there is a GUARD FRACTION sitting there, probably trained to kill whoever takes someone elses hat. (clue for later...'d)
>ask a random person to steal your hat while the guard is watching them
>while the guard is killing them steal the turtle hat
there is no-one here that will allow you to buy a hat from them, and there is no escape.
there is no-one awake here.
hmm...maybe you should REALLY work on getting into the storage room, and one of the turtles are sleeptalking.
>Go into the storage room
I don't care if there's a puzzle in the way, just go in!!
you listen to the turtle, he is saying "I'm four quarters sure that the code is 0, because there's no portals, only vortexes.
you type in the code and enter the storage room, but you see eyes staring at you out of the corner of the room.
you try, but you get pused over by the turtle that the eyes belonged to. The turtle runs out of the room, taking all of the vortexes in the room with him and firing a gun about, you better stop him, on the floor is NO-ONES HAT.
> Make friends with hostile turtle.
> Buy hostile turtle a cold one.
> In case that doesn't work (or results in even more broken limbs or pierced flesh) look at gun, and try to assess wether it would make sense to wait for him to run out of ammo.
> If it wouldn't make sense, run after him, but keep a safe distance.
You cannot take NO-ONE'S HAT, as when you take it, it becomes YOUR HAT, so you take YOUR HAT instead.
Not yet, all in due time.
He's too busy being insane to accept your offer.
OH NO! He used an infinate ammo cheat.
You do so not will can't do that.
Yes, I don't understand that either.
He steals your hat, and gets viciously attacked, you get VORTEX.
you have no hat, it was eaten before the insane turtle was attacked.
hmm...I wonder where the vortex even leads.
> save game.
> jump into vortex, unless the hint card causes you to think better of this.
you have none left.
great idea...oh, file corrupted...
KIDDING! you save your game.
you jump in the vortex, and end up in a small room with one door, leading outside, you take the vortex you exited from in case you want to come back to the hospital later.
> Oops... I guess that wasn't actually a command.
> And neither was that one.
> Or that one.
> I better stop this.
> Uh, anyway... go outside.
you exit the building, and fall 600 feet to the ground (well, technically 603 and a half, but I don't want to act like those turtles).
you lose your sense of sight, hearing, taste and balance, and you already lost touch from your broken arm. you now have only smell left. you smell...grass...and air...and a river...and something that will get your senses back, but where are these things?
you know it's there, but your sense of smell isn't advanced enough to tell where it is.
your inventory contains: laptop, vortex, boat and chewing gum (you found the chewing gum under the hospital bed).
Oh, wait. You're blind.
>Chew gum
you put the gum near your mouth in an attempt to chew it, but you find it's strongly scented, this could be useful.
nope, instead, it's a machine that beams what it says right into your mind.
"scented chewing gum? throw that stuff away!"
you throw it somewhere...that stuff is so strong that you can smell where it is.
> Throw the gum
> Crawl to the gum
> Throw the gum
> Crawl to the gum
> Repeat until any other viable option presents itself
you keep throwing it and following it until you find that it's attached to the thing that gives your senses back. When your senses are back, you find that the insane turtle has followed you, better run.
surroundings: river, air.
inventory: BROKEN VORTEX, BOAT, LAPTOP.
> Board the laptop, I mean boat.
well, that laptop...I mean boat wasn't anywhere near as good as you expected. you board it anyway.
OH MY...HOW? THAT'S HUGE! WHY DID THIS NEVER GET MENTIONED BEFORE? I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK THIS WOULD GET A HIGH PRIORITY IN WHAT SHOULD BE TOLD WOULDN'T YOU? BUT THIS? THIS IS INSANE! I QUIT!
well...until episode 3 anyway...
...to be continued...
okay, before I can start episode 3, I need ideas.
Epic cut scene
Dramatic ending
"To be continued.."
Deleted scenes?