>Purchase map ad paper clips. Also, wrap useless junk around a nearby object, and see if the object and the item wrapped within it is brought back to your inventory.
>Purchase map ad paper clips. Also, wrap useless junk around a nearby object, and see if the object and the item wrapped within it is brought back to your inventory.
You buy them, also, yes it does.
Inventory: Map, Paperclips, Useless junk, Nearby object.
(Notice that the money is now gone.)
>Wrap useless junk around the store manager, then try not to think about the fact that he's most likely in you pants (I assume that this is where your inventory is).
>Wrap useless junk around the store manager, then try not to think about the fact that he's most likely in you pants (I assume that this is where your inventory is).
Hmm...there appears to be a force field around him, so you can't wrap it round him, maybe you should head to the town gate.
P.S. your inventory is in your inventory window, which you can see when it's opened.
You are now by the town gate, there are two guards here, one looking down a drain and one being...umm...stereotypically "guardish".
The gate is locked.
You: Can I go through the gate?
Guard: I'm afraid not, we can't get it open.
You: So what do I do now then?
Guard: I don't know, you could try helping us.
You: How?
Guard: Well, he's dropped something down the drain, and I want to see one of those new edition nearby objects.
You: *sigh* fine...
Guard: Version 2.6? That's really old, I want the NEWER one.
You: *sigh* You're much too picky, you know that?
Guard: Yes, I do, now go get the better one, or help the other guard.
> Help other guard and Spit in the general direction of the first guard while he isn't looking
Other Guard: I've dropped my HAT down the drain.
You: Is that it.
Other Guard: Yes.
You: Why can't you get it yourself?
Other Guard: I'm an NPC, I can only walk around, talk, and sometimes sit, I can't do complicated actions like "get HAT", also, I saw you spit at the other guard.
Guard: HEY!
You have no need for the paperclips, as you CAN reach it, but don't want to touch it, so you wrap the useless junk around it and step away, you now have a HAT.
> Punch the Dimentio in the face before he leaves.
You punch him, but he's not leaving, he just says, "Noo! How did you know that guards happiness is my weakness? Doesn't matter, it's not enough happiness to destroy me yet."
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His head head can't take take that, and you don't don't want to be arrested.
What HAS he got in stock?
Afraid you don't have enough money for that.
Maybe a bit more decision is needed, try asking a question.
"I sell paperclips, toilet passes, and this map, and the toilet is locked over there, you need a pass to get in."
You buy them, also, yes it does.
Inventory: Map, Paperclips, Useless junk, Nearby object.
(Notice that the money is now gone.)
You can go to: umm...pretty much nowhere yet, exept the town gate.
You try, but instead you get stared at by a picture of a lizard because you didn't use >
you: ಠ_ಠ
me: ಠ_ಠ
you: ಠ.ಠ
me: ^v^
Hmm...there appears to be a force field around him, so you can't wrap it round him, maybe you should head to the town gate.
P.S. your inventory is in your inventory window, which you can see when it's opened.
>Walk to town gate
OH DEAR, TOO BIG, CAN'T SEE A THING, you put it away again.
You are now by the town gate, there are two guards here, one looking down a drain and one being...umm...stereotypically "guardish".
The gate is locked.
>Be shocked over the design of the nearby object
or
>Ask nearby object if he has the key to the gate.
Perhaps you'd better find some places to add, besides, you can't get out.
*Gasp*...yeah, that's all I got.
The door is locked with...MAGIC!!!
Now, a badly copied-and-pasted Dementio is nearby.
...It appears that it's still inanimate, face or not.
Which one?
Maybe you should ask them questions.
then
> Tell Dimentio he's an effeminate loser and you're looking for a fight with a MAN, Not a pansy-A**ed magician.
You: Can I go through the gate?
Guard: I'm afraid not, we can't get it open.
You: So what do I do now then?
Guard: I don't know, you could try helping us.
You: How?
Guard: Well, he's dropped something down the drain, and I want to see one of those new edition nearby objects.
You: *sigh* fine...
He starts crying effeminately, you laugh.
Guard: Version 2.6? That's really old, I want the NEWER one.
You: *sigh* You're much too picky, you know that?
Guard: Yes, I do, now go get the better one, or help the other guard.
Other Guard: I've dropped my HAT down the drain.
You: Is that it.
Other Guard: Yes.
You: Why can't you get it yourself?
Other Guard: I'm an NPC, I can only walk around, talk, and sometimes sit, I can't do complicated actions like "get HAT", also, I saw you spit at the other guard.
Guard: HEY!
It's all slimy, you don't want to touch that with your bare hands, maybe something in your inventory will help.
You've only got two paperclips, not nearly long enough, maybe use something to bring it to you.
You have no need for the paperclips, as you CAN reach it, but don't want to touch it, so you wrap the useless junk around it and step away, you now have a HAT.
Guard: thank you, take this SMALL POUCH OF MONEY and OPTIONS MENU.
oh, and the badly copied-and-pasted dimentio seems to start to fade away.
You punch him, but he's not leaving, he just says, "Noo! How did you know that guards happiness is my weakness? Doesn't matter, it's not enough happiness to destroy me yet."