K. What about..
Sam & Max cameo
Aliens...? with... cars?
Make an short animation loop instead of one of the images like this:
only not so smooth (I had no other gifs)
true it is boring, so boring in fact that you go to sleep...and get crushed by the turtle.
RESTART! perhaps something in your inventory would help, as it doesn't matter how long you take as the river just loops until you choose to go somewhere.
you do so, now the turtle has another hat, but it never belonged to anyone before so the guard thingy from the second episode doesn't attack him. oh well, you now have MAGICAL FLOATING SPHERE OF WATER.
as you attempt to pick up the mud, the turtle comes charging towards you, but slips on to wet island and lands in the death area, he dies, end of story...oh, and you kill a gnome with the mud.
> Combine BROKEN GNOME and CHEWING GUM to make something.
then
> Use it to kill self ???
then
> PROFIT!
you make a FIXED BUT SOMHOW SUPER FAST GNOME WITH A RADAR AND AN INCREDIBLY LONG NAME, you save, and then use it to kill yourself, and then load your saved game and then you earn 1 porgot (this games weird currency), seeing as you never paid for anything in the first place, that's a profit.
EDIT: wait, what did you profit off of anyway? you never bought anything to profit from.
Comments
sorry, not until the last episode.
I don't really know how to make a cutscene epic, but I'll try.
I'm guessing that it would probably include GOOD drawing, which I can't do.
Maybe.
Yep, that will always happen, until the end.
Maybe.
okay, you can have extended play on this episode until I get more ideas.
Sam & Max cameo
Aliens...? with... cars?
Make an short animation loop instead of one of the images like this:
only not so smooth (I had no other gifs)
I can't think out any more.
>Put on a costume
you don't know how to dance very well, oh well.
EDIT: sorry, it was meant to be animated, I'll try again.
EDIT 2: there we go, now animated.
problem: saved as ordinary gif, not animated gif.
maybe.
sure.
see above.
brilliant, I'll definately use that one.
which one?
Okay, episode 3's ready, It took so long because I needed to decide the areas/storyline/puzzles, so, anyway...
you are still escaping from the giant insane turtle, up ahead is an island, and a huge-painful-looking-death area, what do you do?
< And chew your gum if you still have it.(yum)
already? you restart from 20 seconds ago.
yep, you still have it, but you end up swallowing it and choking.
restart again.
<Go to the island. BOOORING!
true it is boring, so boring in fact that you go to sleep...and get crushed by the turtle.
RESTART! perhaps something in your inventory would help, as it doesn't matter how long you take as the river just loops until you choose to go somewhere.
you do that, but nothing works.
I don't even know what happened then, restart.
if you don't know what's actually IN your inventory, you probably won't know what to do.
you have a bucket, and some chewing gum.
oh, by the way:
you spit one out, but it ends up landing in your chest.
restart.
you still have your bucket, but no sword.
it was inevitable...RESTART!
what is a river made of? what do buckets usually hold? why does the first puzzle seem really hard? the answer to the first two is the answer to all.
then
> Use bucket to kill self.
you do so, you now have FILLED BUCKET.
okay, you use the bucket to...
what? who? make up your mind.
Too heavy, try empting it first, but where?
then
> Use bucket to kill self.
Which floor?
I'm going to have to wait for a second opinion, I n the meantime, listen to lift music.
you do so, now the turtle has another hat, but it never belonged to anyone before so the guard thingy from the second episode doesn't attack him. oh well, you now have MAGICAL FLOATING SPHERE OF WATER.
You bend it into a balloon animal, well done but it doesn't help your current situation, put the water somewhere.
then
> Use bucket to kill someone. (this is getting old)
you can't reach.
You don't have a bucket anymore.
true, you put the water on the island, just to advance the game.
> Use island to kill self.
or
> Use river to kill self.
you save first, then die, twice, I hope you're happy with yourself, there's two more corpses floating down the river, RESTART! try going to shore.
then
> Use sea to kill self.
or
> Use sand to kill self.
you get onto the shore and save.
maybe I should have said river side, the nearest thing here is mud, you die from being mudded. loading.
as you attempt to pick up the mud, the turtle comes charging towards you, but slips on to wet island and lands in the death area, he dies, end of story...oh, and you kill a gnome with the mud.
oh yeah, you're in the middle of nowhere, and you boat has exploded, how do you escape?
with what? you have some chewing gum, and a broken gnome.
then
> Use it to kill self ???
then
> PROFIT!
you make a FIXED BUT SOMHOW SUPER FAST GNOME WITH A RADAR AND AN INCREDIBLY LONG NAME, you save, and then use it to kill yourself, and then load your saved game and then you earn 1 porgot (this games weird currency), seeing as you never paid for anything in the first place, that's a profit.
EDIT: wait, what did you profit off of anyway? you never bought anything to profit from.