Shopkeeper: I'm afraid we've only got toilet passes in stock at the moment.
You: You're useless, you know that?
Shopkeeper: I'm not usless, I'm just not useFUL.
You: They're the same thing, idiot.
Shopkeeper: look, are you going to buy the toilet pass which you have to buy or not?
> Buy a toilet pass and the use it as Toilet Paper.
You buy the toilet pass and use it to get into the toilet, then you use the toilet AND toilet pass, just as you flush, you hear a loud scream from the main part of the shop.
> Go to where the scream was But not before ripping a urinal off the wall and using it as a makeshift club
you break the urinal off the wall, but it dissappears, so you just go back into the shop...
...oh my, the shopkeeper is dissolving into a portal above his head, and there is a sword sticking out of his chest, nearby is a heroic looking person.
Heroic Person: Hi, how are you?
You: Why did you kill that shopkeeper?
Heroic Person: Whoa, how'd you know it was me?
You: The tag on the sword says "Property of the heroic person."
Heroic Person: Oh, right, that. He was evil, so I came to put balance back into the world by defeating him.
You: Well, That must have been easy.
Heroic Person: Not really, I was fighting for hours.
You: How long have I been in the toilet?
Heroic Person: Ages.
You: Guess that makes sense. Why are you still here?
Heroic Person: I'm waiting for him to finish dissolving so I can get my sword back, oh, wait, it's done.
The heroic person takes the sword and leaves, muttering something about meeting someone. Hmm...the shopkeeper dropped a key.
> Punch him in the face then remove the cloth (But don't untie him)
Shopkeeper: Ow, why'd you punch me?
You: Because some person on the TellTale Games Forums told me to.
Shopkeeper: (Great, it's going to take ages to fix that forth wall.)
You: So, why are you tied up in the cupboard?
Shopkeeper: Some evil guy that looked just like me locked me in here, and began overcharging people.
You: He's dead now.
Shopkeeper: Blimey, how'd you do that?
You: I didn't, it was some heroic guy. Bye now.
Shopkeeper: Aren't you going to untie me?
You: Nope, the person on the forum specifically told me not to.
Shopkeeper: Please? I'll reward you if you do.
> Untie him (and get a double reward for fixing the wall with Duct-Tape. Because Duct-Tape fixes EVERTHING.)
You have no duct-tape, but you untie him and he rewards you by upgrading your NEARBY OBJECT V2.6 to a NEARBY OBJECT V9.2, then he goes behind the counter, realises he's out of stock and cries.
"doodoodoodoo, doo, doo, doo-doodoo"
okay, that's enough of that, you exit the gate and, OH MY! THE LAST PUZZLE! There is another gate in your way, there are 5 boxes, a lever, and three holes in the floor.
There are three holes in the way, so you can't get to it, and I forgot to say that there is a button to reset the puzzle if you get it wrong, and the boxes are different weights.
>Jump through hole, hoping that it is the real solution to the puzzle.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" HITTING MUD SOUND EFFECT!
You hit mud at the bottom, that's obviously not the solution.
You have entered new areas since you last used a hint card you know.
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Nope, there appears to be none around here, maybe the shop sells them.
You're at the shop, now buy something.
Shopkeeper: I'm afraid we've only got toilet passes in stock at the moment.
You: You're useless, you know that?
Shopkeeper: I'm not usless, I'm just not useFUL.
You: They're the same thing, idiot.
Shopkeeper: look, are you going to buy the toilet pass which you have to buy or not?
You buy the toilet pass and use it to get into the toilet, then you use the toilet AND toilet pass, just as you flush, you hear a loud scream from the main part of the shop.
you break the urinal off the wall, but it dissappears, so you just go back into the shop...
...oh my, the shopkeeper is dissolving into a portal above his head, and there is a sword sticking out of his chest, nearby is a heroic looking person.
Heroic Person: Hi, how are you?
You: Why did you kill that shopkeeper?
Heroic Person: Whoa, how'd you know it was me?
You: The tag on the sword says "Property of the heroic person."
Heroic Person: Oh, right, that. He was evil, so I came to put balance back into the world by defeating him.
You: Well, That must have been easy.
Heroic Person: Not really, I was fighting for hours.
You: How long have I been in the toilet?
Heroic Person: Ages.
You: Guess that makes sense. Why are you still here?
Heroic Person: I'm waiting for him to finish dissolving so I can get my sword back, oh, wait, it's done.
The heroic person takes the sword and leaves, muttering something about meeting someone. Hmm...the shopkeeper dropped a key.
You grab the key and use it on the nearby cupboard door, inside is a tied up shopkeeper.
You: What the hell?
Shopkeeper: Mmph...
looks like he can't talk because of the cloth over his mouth.
Shopkeeper: Ow, why'd you punch me?
You: Because some person on the TellTale Games Forums told me to.
Shopkeeper: (Great, it's going to take ages to fix that forth wall.)
You: So, why are you tied up in the cupboard?
Shopkeeper: Some evil guy that looked just like me locked me in here, and began overcharging people.
You: He's dead now.
Shopkeeper: Blimey, how'd you do that?
You: I didn't, it was some heroic guy. Bye now.
Shopkeeper: Aren't you going to untie me?
You: Nope, the person on the forum specifically told me not to.
Shopkeeper: Please? I'll reward you if you do.
You have no duct-tape, but you untie him and he rewards you by upgrading your NEARBY OBJECT V2.6 to a NEARBY OBJECT V9.2, then he goes behind the counter, realises he's out of stock and cries.
You give the item to the guard and he jumps in the air with joy
Guard: I didn't even think this version existed!
You: Well there you go, now reward me.
Guard: No, no reward for you, now I'm going to turn my back.
You then spit at him, and punch Dimentio and he dissapears, making the gate open wide.
"doodoodoodoo, doo, doo, doo-doodoo"
okay, that's enough of that, you exit the gate and, OH MY! THE LAST PUZZLE! There is another gate in your way, there are 5 boxes, a lever, and three holes in the floor.
There are three holes in the way, so you can't get to it, and I forgot to say that there is a button to reset the puzzle if you get it wrong, and the boxes are different weights.
Brom heavyest to lightest: red, purple, cyan, gold, burt sienna.
But it's not that simple, two are made weakly but you can't tell which they are, exept through trial and error and, one other way.
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" HITTING MUD SOUND EFFECT!
You hit mud at the bottom, that's obviously not the solution.
You have entered new areas since you last used a hint card you know.
1. "Broken: c and..."
2. "who broke my solid gold?"
>Check holes
EDIT: well, I guess this is R.I.P for this thread, but in case anyone still looks, there's now an ANSWER CARD in your inventory.