MY silly adventure

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  • edited January 2009
    >Look around!
  • edited January 2009
    Samman28 wrote: »
    >Look around!

    Yep, definitely in the middle of nowhere
  • edited January 2009
    > find courage the cowardly dog (he lives in the middle of nowhere...)
  • edited January 2009
    > And while you're at it, Call forth every character from Starfox

    But seriously.

    > Look for any means of transport or Instantaneous teleportation.
  • edited January 2009
    >eat ground until u find a power crunch!!
  • edited January 2009
    > find courage the cowardly dog (he lives in the middle of nowhere...)

    wrong nowhere, maybe this diagram will show what I mean.

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1364
    > And while you're at it, Call forth every character from Starfox.

    Look at THIS diagram.

    picture.php?albumid=177&pictureid=1365

    and...no means of communication.
    > Look for any means of transport or Instantaneous teleportation.

    you still have the FIXED BUT SOMHOW SUPER FAST GNOME WITH A RADAR AND AN INCREDIBLY LONG NAME.
    Samman28 wrote: »
    >eat ground until u find a power crunch!!

    Your mental state is bad enough, eating ground would just make it worse.
  • edited January 2009
    > find a guy named mouldcube and tell him to make his silly adventure easier...

    > no, really do it
  • edited January 2009
    > find a guy named mouldcube and tell him to make his silly adventure easier...

    > no, really do it

    you still have hint cards, two in fact, remember, you get one for each new place, and I gave you the answer anyway.
  • edited January 2009
    > use the gnome with a long name
  • edited January 2009
    > use the gnome with a long name

    To get to The Lylat System Sauria Sector X/Y/Z "That planet"
  • edited January 2009
    > use the gnome with a long name

    You use it, and end up in a town in a few seconds, however, it keeps on going round and round the world, maybe you should find a way to stop.

    Inventory: Gnome, Left over chewing gum, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card, Hint card.

    (what, you've been all the way round the world, you really have been to that many places.)
    To get to The Lylat System Sauria Sector X/Y/Z "That planet"

    You need some space equipment first.
  • edited January 2009
    > Use the Gum and the Hint cards to make an origami Explosive and use that to explode the Gnome.
  • edited January 2009
    > Use the Gum and the Hint cards to make an origami Explosive and use that to explode the Gnome.

    um... doing that will probably just end up taking back to the middle of nowhere!
    so, i choose take do what he said but time it so you appear in the first town you went to using the gnome
  • edited January 2009
    > Buy a Cake PIE, wear it, and call it a fad.
  • edited January 2009
    > Use the Gum and the Hint cards to make an origami Explosive and use that to explode the Gnome.

    you save, then you make the origami Explosive, but after you set it to explode, you realise you were ON the gnome...oops.

    BOOM!

    LOAD SAVE!

    you now have all your items back.
    > Buy a Cake PIE, wear it, and call it a fad.

    you cannot buy it yet, try again later.


    p.s. you can steer the gnome.
  • edited February 2009
    > make an origami pie and eat it?
  • edited February 2009
    I've just got to say this now...*ahem*...
    THREAD REVIVAL, YET AGAIN!
    anyway, you make the origami pie and eat it, but it tastes horrible, while doing this, you crash into a building and the gnome is destroyed, now you're in the town.
  • edited February 2009
    >ask author of thread WHAT town you are in
  • edited February 2009
    ...Well, the sign says "Hawoh town", but signs can't be trusted these days.
  • edited February 2009
    > use hint card (you said we get another EVERY TIME WE GET somewhere else!)
  • edited February 2009
    "SHOPPING SPREE! WOO!"
    what an odd hint.
  • edited February 2009
    > go to the nearest store and go on a shopping spree
  • edited February 2009
    > the nearest shop sells useless junk, you have no money, try selling something.
  • edited February 2009
    > use ANOTHER hint card
  • edited February 2009
    "EWW! Who carries used chewing gum around?"
  • edited February 2009
    > sell chewing gum
  • edited February 2009
    > Drop used chewing gum and step on it, Then blame a random bystander and sue him for all he's worth.
  • edited February 2009
    zoombai wrote: »
    > sell chewing gum

    SHOPKEEPER: "Eww...why would I want to buy that?"
    > Drop used chewing gum and step on it, Then blame a random bystander and sue him for all he's worth.

    You blame Winston the carrot, this towns most lovable TV character, but all he has for you to get off him is a BROKEN BOWL, take it anyway?
  • edited February 2009
    > Yes.

    then

    > Sell it.

    then

    > ???

    then

    > PROFIT!
  • edited February 2009
    >Check every hintcard you have
    >Use BROKEN BOWL as helmet
    >Steal spaceship from NASA and drive around to different planets to get more hintcards
    >PROFIT
  • edited February 2009
    > Yes.

    You take the broken bowl.
    > Sell it.

    You get a SACK OF MONEY.
    > ???

    You do something completely random and weird, the shopkeeper reaches for the alarm, but stops when you stop.
    > PROFIT!

    From what?
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Check every hintcard you have

    You try to reach into your stomach to pull them out, but you end up eating your hand, oops.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Use BROKEN BOWL as helmet

    You sold it.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Steal spaceship from NASA and drive around to different planets to get more hintcards

    Whoa, slow down a bit, first you need to find it.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >PROFIT

    ...look further up.
  • edited February 2009
    >Buy a TALKING TINA DOLL from the Twilight Zone
  • edited February 2009
    >Buy a TALKING TINA DOLL from the Twilight Zone

    You can't find it, mainly because you can't be bothered to look, but you know what I mean.
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy a "Useless Junk"
  • edited February 2009
    > Buy a "Useless Junk"

    you now have some useless junk.
    what now?
  • edited February 2009
    > Find a use for the "Useless Junk"
  • edited February 2009
    >Scatter useless junk about the store.
  • edited February 2009
    > Find a use for the "Useless Junk"

    Hmm...read below.
    >Scatter useless junk about the store.

    You do but it somehow just jumps back into you inventory, hmm...maybe you can use this information.
    You can buy more.
  • edited February 2009
    > Steal some more "Useless Junk" and then return it to the shop-keep saying "I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.


    Also; > RUN.
  • edited February 2009
    > Steal some more "Useless Junk" and then return it to the shop-keep saying "I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me.


    Also; > RUN.

    You try to do that, but your morals stop you, plus, he has no more USELESS JUNK in stock.
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