Surprise Option
Jacobs balls deserve a break and Elsa already has it bad enough, since she wouldn't even be able to give Sparky a witty o… morene-liner before she dies. And Ethan... I just realized how little I know about Ethan.
So, In my opinion it would be a seriously jerkish, if not downright evil move if Anslem would suggest anyone except himself. That would be more befitting to someone like Alex or Zack, not one of the supposedly good guys.
But we know one thing about the Sparker: He does not make any sense at all. So every option could be a surprise option. And he also does not say that the Surprise Option includes shooting anyone. I mean, it's a surprise option after all. Anything's possible
XD YES this is the best chapter so far your improving every day this was perfection tazing balls, calling people salty, Joker serious quote … moreand now going to kill someone randomly I cannot comprehend the awesomeness
Surprise Option
To hard to pick because I want to kill them all so suprise me >:D
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 2
Anslem Sanders
Anslem: You piece of fucking shit.
Sparker: Shut up skrub, Hey Alex yo… moreu awake?
Alex Mason: Yeah, What do you ya need?
Sparker: This one's being Salty.....
Alex Mason: Fucking Newb, Punches Anslem
Jacob: Analyzing the situation...The offenders are dipshits
Zack: And you're the offender Pulls out Mini-Gun
Alex: Chill out shorty
Zack: Fine........
Sparker: I don't need Bonnie and Clyde here, so you can meet up with Rick and get ready for the attack of the Fat, Dumb and Parasite Muricans...
Zack: Will do, Bra
Sparker: I'm not your "Bra", I'm in charge of this shit, I think your height is getting to your head
Zack: Mgh!! Mother Fu-...
Jacob: You guys done yet?
Sparker: Not even close Tazes Jacob in the balls
Jacob: AGAIN??? WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAG!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Elsa: Mgh!!! BHHHH!!! BMBBVHBNC!
Sparker: Speak Eng… [view original content]
Cool!!! The next chapter will be out tomorrow and I think it's for the best that it's not being released today on your birthday cause of.... Well take a guess.....
Cool!!! The next chapter will be out tomorrow and I think it's for the best that it's not being released today on your birthday cause of.... Well take a guess.....
XD YES this is the best chapter so far your improving every day this was perfection tazing balls, calling people salty, Joker serious quote … moreand now going to kill someone randomly I cannot comprehend the awesomeness
Surprise Option
To hard to pick because I want to kill them all so suprise me >:D
Cool!!! The next chapter will be out tomorrow and I think it's for the best that it's not being released today on your birthday cause of.... Well take a guess.....
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 3
Jordan Wilkerson
We got on the plane and left, We're gonna go and get this son of a bitc… moreh, For Hopeless, For Arin, For Me, For all of Us.....
Jordan: How are you guys doing back there?
All: Fine
Jordan: Cool, Javier this your first time n the Co-Pilot seat?
Javier: Yep, it was usually you and Arin always up here, You guys were such Bros....
Jordan: I miss him.
Javier: Same here, It's a shame that's he el Muerte now
Jordan: Him and Hopeless deserved better...Maybe I could have done something....
Javier: Don't take it too personally, They knew the risks.
Jordan: I guess.. Phone Rings
Javier: Who's that?
Jordan: 123. What is it 123?
Agent 123 Voice: I know you're not gonna like this but your friend Sparker, and his friends including Vicente, They want him alive....
Javier: NO!!! WE KILL DEM ALL, YOU LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
Agent 123: Dammit boy, I can't hear yo… [view original content]
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 3
Jordan Wilkerson
We got on the plane and left, We're gonna go and get this son of a bitc… moreh, For Hopeless, For Arin, For Me, For all of Us.....
Jordan: How are you guys doing back there?
All: Fine
Jordan: Cool, Javier this your first time n the Co-Pilot seat?
Javier: Yep, it was usually you and Arin always up here, You guys were such Bros....
Jordan: I miss him.
Javier: Same here, It's a shame that's he el Muerte now
Jordan: Him and Hopeless deserved better...Maybe I could have done something....
Javier: Don't take it too personally, They knew the risks.
Jordan: I guess.. Phone Rings
Javier: Who's that?
Jordan: 123. What is it 123?
Agent 123 Voice: I know you're not gonna like this but your friend Sparker, and his friends including Vicente, They want him alive....
Javier: NO!!! WE KILL DEM ALL, YOU LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
Agent 123: Dammit boy, I can't hear yo… [view original content]
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 3
Jordan Wilkerson
We got on the plane and left, We're gonna go and get this son of a bitc… moreh, For Hopeless, For Arin, For Me, For all of Us.....
Jordan: How are you guys doing back there?
All: Fine
Jordan: Cool, Javier this your first time n the Co-Pilot seat?
Javier: Yep, it was usually you and Arin always up here, You guys were such Bros....
Jordan: I miss him.
Javier: Same here, It's a shame that's he el Muerte now
Jordan: Him and Hopeless deserved better...Maybe I could have done something....
Javier: Don't take it too personally, They knew the risks.
Jordan: I guess.. Phone Rings
Javier: Who's that?
Jordan: 123. What is it 123?
Agent 123 Voice: I know you're not gonna like this but your friend Sparker, and his friends including Vicente, They want him alive....
Javier: NO!!! WE KILL DEM ALL, YOU LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
Agent 123: Dammit boy, I can't hear yo… [view original content]
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
1. Favourite Protagonist: Elsa. She is hilarious, especially when everyone is making puns around her. Lynne and Javier had some priceless dialogue with her.
Least Favourite Protagonist: That one's harder. I think I'm gonna go with Jacob. I still like him, but I like the other characters more.
2. Favourite Villain: Sparker wins by far. That guy is great!
Least Favourite Villain: I say Gary. He wasn't more than the henchman of Rick, who is (sort of) Vicentes henchman, who is (sort of) Sparkys henchman. So, the henchman of a henchman of a henchman with barely any lines. At least Javier got a kill from him
3. I don't know, but I'm sure I'm not going to like it. Maybe he is giving them someone from the team to torture (please be safe Elsa!) or he wants to show them Jacobs dead body for some clownish reason. I'm sure it's not going to be cake.
4. Dark Angels has the most engaging storyline so far. Second place is Jurassic Park, Third is Shadows of November (for now). But to be honest, all three are on the same level of quality (which is high) and the first place for Dark Angels comes solely from the fact that I had the most time to get familiar with the characters here.
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 3
Jordan Wilkerson
We got on the plane and left, We're gonna go and get this son of a bitc… moreh, For Hopeless, For Arin, For Me, For all of Us.....
Jordan: How are you guys doing back there?
All: Fine
Jordan: Cool, Javier this your first time n the Co-Pilot seat?
Javier: Yep, it was usually you and Arin always up here, You guys were such Bros....
Jordan: I miss him.
Javier: Same here, It's a shame that's he el Muerte now
Jordan: Him and Hopeless deserved better...Maybe I could have done something....
Javier: Don't take it too personally, They knew the risks.
Jordan: I guess.. Phone Rings
Javier: Who's that?
Jordan: 123. What is it 123?
Agent 123 Voice: I know you're not gonna like this but your friend Sparker, and his friends including Vicente, They want him alive....
Javier: NO!!! WE KILL DEM ALL, YOU LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
Agent 123: Dammit boy, I can't hear yo… [view original content]
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
I'm kinda torn between Hopeless and Jack. I did not expect Hopeless to die that early, but Jack got very sympathetic in his last chapter and it was sad that Jordan was unable to redeem him.
The thing I find funny is that Hopeless didn't have to die.........You guys could have saved him but you got him killed with that choice Also Elsa wouldn't be tied up and muffled right now if you said No to when she wanted to tag along (And then after the others were captured she would have come back in)......and if you didn't go back to try and save Elsa, Anslem wouldn't be there either...............Choices Matter Believe it or Not
I'm kinda torn between Hopeless and Jack. I did not expect Hopeless to die that early, but Jack got very sympathetic in his last chapter and it was sad that Jordan was unable to redeem him.
Yeah I was a bit too confident with the Hopeless choice. It was still early in the fanfiction and I didn't thought it would be that brutal from the very beginning...
I don't regret the Elsa choices though. I like her, so it was only natural that I chose to bring her along and to go back and save her, even if that turned out to be a very bad choice
The thing I find funny is that Hopeless didn't have to die.........You guys could have saved him but you got him killed with that choice A… morelso Elsa wouldn't be tied up and muffled right now if you said No to when she wanted to tag along (And then after the others were captured she would have come back in)......and if you didn't go back to try and save Elsa, Anslem wouldn't be there either...............Choices Matter Believe it or Not
Screw It, The forums are dead so I'm writing another part to this
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 4
Javier Mendoza
Javier: Do you think they're okay?
Jordan: I don't know.
Javier: How's the ojo?
Jordan: ...
Javier: How's the eye?
Jordan: Don't know but the docs took care of it, I'm just gonna kill Sparker.
Javier: Ever think the Limbo would be worse? The Tomb, The Gallows, The Black Death, It has a shit load of names but no one has ever gotten out and he would spend the rest of his life suffering, ever think about that? Now I want this guy as bad as you but after thinking it out some....I want to break every bone in his body and then drop whatever is left of his carcass to the Tomb....Just whatever you do, Don't be el Stupido....
Jordan: Good Point, Thinks that's the smartest thing you've ever said...
Javier: Oy!
Agent 123
Trying to get there before Jordan does so he doesn't do anything Stupid....
Car pulls up at abandoned runway, Agent 123 gets out and starts walking towards a plane and sees two men standing at the front
Agent 123: This is it? This is what you got prepared?
Constance: What? You're not one of the best out there? Thought you were....
Agent 123: Don't use that Reverse Psychology Shit on me, Of course I'm the best... Let's do this, Who's the other guy?
Constance: Meet Anthanasius Redborn
Anthanasius: Heya
Agent 123: You guys ready? What do you guys have ready?
Constance: I'm always prepared, but after we go on the plane and get there, I have a safe-house, Do you wanted to go in a Helicopter armed with 50. Caliber Machine guns on both sides and missiles or an armored vehicle with a 50. Caliber on top and mine deployment
Agent 123: Both sound cool but I'll choose
Helicopter OR Vehicle
John Lottman
John: You guys ready?
Audrey: Always.
Melanie: Hell Yeah.
Wilson: Let's get em....
Melanie: so John, What's the story behind you machete?
John: Really want to know?
Audrey: You can tell us.
John: Well it was my Dad's, and he was.... killed by a mugger on the street on day, It's all I have left of him, He's the one who made me who I am today....
Wilson: Sorry to hear that he died....
John: Well at least he wasn't short Looks and Wilson and Smiles
Jordan: Get ready guys! 10 Miles till destination!
Rick
Sparker wants to show me a surprise....
Rick: Zack, Alex, Stay here... Vicente last told me that they're getting close...
Anslem: Dammit.....Jacob, Kill Jacob....
Ethan: What the fuck is wrong with you!? Why would you say that! Kill me!
Jacob: Better me than them....
Vicente Voice: Remember Sparker don't go crazy...
Sparker shoots the wall and hangs up
Sparker: Whateva! I do what I want!
Rick: Sparker: What did you want to talk to me about?
Sparker: Give me a sec Rick.... I can;t believe you volunteered one of your friends to be killed like that! Wow, wait till I tell Jordan! The Surprise option was no one would die.....
Rick: What's this about man, The Skrubs?
Sparker: Yeah, They "elected" to kill the tech guy but since we have such a beautiful lady here all muffled and silent, I'm thinking of letting YOU choose what I do EHEHAHHHAHAHAHA REHEHEHAHAH
Rick: Kewl,, but what is it?
Sparker: Oh, I'm such a genius, Hear me out, I'm either gonna....
Rape Elsa OR Kill Jacob EHAHAHAHAHAHA
This might be my most fucked up choice yet..... Tell me what you guys think!
Comments
I like the way you think, We'll see
Evil Plotting
Jacob
I was tempted to choose surprise option, but it would be risky.
This isn't easy, This might be the most difficult choice in my of my Fan Fics so far
Yeah. I chose Jacob because Anslem is really useful in a fight, and I just really like Elsa and Ethan
I started a little late into the story
I'm just saying: It's my birthday
Cool!!! The next chapter will be out tomorrow and I think it's for the best that it's not being released today on your birthday cause of.... Well take a guess.....
VOTE COUNT (Last Chance to change)
Elsa- 1
Anslem- 0
Ethan- 0
Jacob- 3
Surprise Option- 2
Shadow of November and Forum Users:Jurassic Park will also have a chapter released tomorrow
What about Shadow of November and Jurrassic..... Plane crash?
Happy Birthday!!!!
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Happy Bday Zach bro
Thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks!
No thank you for making this average day amazing just by being born
that is awesome
Thanks again!
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 3
Jordan Wilkerson
We got on the plane and left, We're gonna go and get this son of a bitch, For Hopeless, For Arin, For Me, For all of Us.....
Jordan: How are you guys doing back there?
All: Fine
Jordan: Cool, Javier this your first time n the Co-Pilot seat?
Javier: Yep, it was usually you and Arin always up here, You guys were such Bros....
Jordan: I miss him.
Javier: Same here, It's a shame that's he el Muerte now
Jordan: Him and Hopeless deserved better...Maybe I could have done something....
Javier: Don't take it too personally, They knew the risks.
Jordan: I guess.. Phone Rings
Javier: Who's that?
Jordan: 123. What is it 123?
Agent 123 Voice: I know you're not gonna like this but your friend Sparker, and his friends including Vicente, They want him alive....
Javier: NO!!! WE KILL DEM ALL, YOU LOCO!!!!!!!!!!
Agent 123: Dammit boy, I can't hear your boss so shut up
Jordan: This is Bullshit. I don't care we're taking them out.
Agent 123: They want him at the world court, then they want to send him to the Limbo.
Jordan: I don't care!, They're fucking dead!! Smashes Phone
Javier Glares at Jordan That was mine
Jordan: I'll get you a new one
Javier: You better....
Agent 123
God Dammit, Jordan Wilkerson and his teams are disobeying direct orders, I'm going in
Agent 123: Dammit Jordan, Hey you get me Constance Benson.
Random Agent: Yes Sir.
Agent 123: Hey Constance, You busy?
Constance: Maybe, Who's asking?
Agent 123: It's 123, and the pay's good
Constance: I'm listening....
Wilson Smith
We're on our way to get some guy called Sparker.....
Jordan: You guys okay back there?
All: Yeah.
Melanie: So kid how long is your stick?
Wilson: What?
Melanie: You know, Your stick, that rifle there.
Wilson: Oh, It's about 12 inches
Melanie: Kewl den.
John: Eh, my stick is longer and cooler
Wilson: Show it.
John pulls out his machete
Wilson: Damn.
John: Told ya it was big
Melanie: I wonder what else is big....Smiles
Vicente Carmine
Vicente: Harry Copper, my greatest hacker, Get Sparker on the line
Harry: Long as I get paid extra, cause you know I'm better than one of those Skrubs Sparker has locked up.
Vicente: Hey Sparker, Am I interrupting something?
Sparker Voice: Yeah, One of these shitbirds is about to die in about 10 seconds.....
Vicente: Well just make sure, They're secure
Sparker Voice: Hey it's me you're talking too EHAHAHA Gunshot
Harry: I hate clowns..... Never taking things seriously.....
Vicente: Well just think of Sparker as a dog chasing a bone.............
Rebecca: Think the same of me Smiles
Vicente: Ah Rebecca, Nice to see you again, What would you like?
Rebecca: The D.
Vicente: Ha Ha, I like that
Harry: Guess that's my signal to leave and get laid somewhere else.....
Audrey Degaldo
Audrey: Done with the stick jokes over there?
Wilson: You got a stick?
Audrey: Yeah, not as long as John's though.... Pulls out Custom Semi-Automatic
Melanie: The Hell is that?
Audrey: Some day this bitch is gonna save yo asses, That's what is....
Rick
Rick: Alex and Zack, You guys here to "help"?
Alex: Yeah, Can't wait to tear these chickenfucks apart
Zack: But why are Sparker, you and us, All in a castle in Ireland? Seems too cliche
Alex: Just shut up Shorty
Zack: Say that one more time and I'll cut your dick off and shove it in your mouth
Alex: In your dreams.
Rick: As I was saying we have Tanks, Soldiers, Rocket Launchers, and some type of "warfare robots" all outside, Once they get here, They're dead
Alex: Oh, I call this puppy! Picks up Bazooka
Zack: Well you can have it with three payments of $29.99!!!
Rick: Which one of those Skrubs do you think Sparker got rid of?
Zack: I think the pretty lady.
Alex: I think the tech dude.
Sparker Voice: Hey guys, Any of you want to have "some fun"
Zack: Depends on what it is....
Sparker Voice: Oh it's good.......Really Good, EHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See what Sparker means OR Nah, We're gonna make sure the Urbans aren't here yet
See what Sparker means Why Not?
Awesome Chapter!!!
See what Sparker means - I think Ricks going to bite the dust soon...
You've been saying that ever since he was introduced xD
That's because I think he's going to bite the dust... >:P
Here's some questions
Who's your favorite and least favorite "protagonist" so far?
Who's your favorite and least favorite "villain" so far?
What do you think Sparker's "surprise" is?
Which Salt123 made Fan Fic so far is your favorite?
See what Sparker means
Maybe it's cake...
1. Favourite Protagonist: Elsa. She is hilarious, especially when everyone is making puns around her. Lynne and Javier had some priceless dialogue with her.
Least Favourite Protagonist: That one's harder. I think I'm gonna go with Jacob. I still like him, but I like the other characters more.
2. Favourite Villain: Sparker wins by far. That guy is great!
Least Favourite Villain: I say Gary. He wasn't more than the henchman of Rick, who is (sort of) Vicentes henchman, who is (sort of) Sparkys henchman. So, the henchman of a henchman of a henchman with barely any lines. At least Javier got a kill from him
3. I don't know, but I'm sure I'm not going to like it. Maybe he is giving them someone from the team to torture (please be safe Elsa!) or he wants to show them Jacobs dead body for some clownish reason. I'm sure it's not going to be cake.
4. Dark Angels has the most engaging storyline so far. Second place is Jurassic Park, Third is Shadows of November (for now). But to be honest, all three are on the same level of quality (which is high) and the first place for Dark Angels comes solely from the fact that I had the most time to get familiar with the characters here.
Elsa shes amazing
Sparker or Vicente ( its hard to decide) and Gary? He kinda does nothing
No idea i just know he wont dissapoint
They are all in equal level to me
Btw OMG my stuff is becoming really big in your fics thanks
1. Favorite, Elsa. least favorite...Maybe Jacob.
2. Favorite, Sparker. Least favorite, Zack.
3. No idea, but i think it will get Rick killed.
4. Probably this one, but I really like the JP fan fic.
It think that Salt is just gonna make him get captured and thrown in Limbo forever just to spite you
See what Sparker means
Favourite: Jordan and Javier. Least Favourite: Jacob.
Favourite: Sparker Least Favourite: Alex and Zack
I have no idea but it will be amazing
Dark Angels
And...One More Question Which Death hit you the Hardest?
Hopeless's death.
Hopeless
I'm kinda torn between Hopeless and Jack. I did not expect Hopeless to die that early, but Jack got very sympathetic in his last chapter and it was sad that Jordan was unable to redeem him.
The thing I find funny is that Hopeless didn't have to die.........You guys could have saved him but you got him killed with that choice
Also Elsa wouldn't be tied up and muffled right now if you said No to when she wanted to tag along (And then after the others were captured she would have come back in)......and if you didn't go back to try and save Elsa, Anslem wouldn't be there either...............Choices Matter Believe it or Not 
Yeah I was a bit too confident with the Hopeless choice. It was still early in the fanfiction and I didn't thought it would be that brutal from the very beginning...
I don't regret the Elsa choices though. I like her, so it was only natural that I chose to bring her along and to go back and save her, even if that turned out to be a very bad choice
Screw It, The forums are dead so I'm writing another part to this
Dark Angels Part 4: All Angels Fall Chapter 4
Javier Mendoza
Javier: Do you think they're okay?
Jordan: I don't know.
Javier: How's the ojo?
Jordan: ...
Javier: How's the eye?
Jordan: Don't know but the docs took care of it, I'm just gonna kill Sparker.
Javier: Ever think the Limbo would be worse? The Tomb, The Gallows, The Black Death, It has a shit load of names but no one has ever gotten out and he would spend the rest of his life suffering, ever think about that? Now I want this guy as bad as you but after thinking it out some....I want to break every bone in his body and then drop whatever is left of his carcass to the Tomb....Just whatever you do, Don't be el Stupido....
Jordan: Good Point, Thinks that's the smartest thing you've ever said...
Javier: Oy!
Agent 123
Trying to get there before Jordan does so he doesn't do anything Stupid....
Car pulls up at abandoned runway, Agent 123 gets out and starts walking towards a plane and sees two men standing at the front
Agent 123: This is it? This is what you got prepared?
Constance: What? You're not one of the best out there? Thought you were....
Agent 123: Don't use that Reverse Psychology Shit on me, Of course I'm the best... Let's do this, Who's the other guy?
Constance: Meet Anthanasius Redborn
Anthanasius: Heya
Agent 123: You guys ready? What do you guys have ready?
Constance: I'm always prepared, but after we go on the plane and get there, I have a safe-house, Do you wanted to go in a Helicopter armed with 50. Caliber Machine guns on both sides and missiles or an armored vehicle with a 50. Caliber on top and mine deployment
Agent 123: Both sound cool but I'll choose
Helicopter OR Vehicle
John Lottman
John: You guys ready?
Audrey: Always.
Melanie: Hell Yeah.
Wilson: Let's get em....
Melanie: so John, What's the story behind you machete?
John: Really want to know?
Audrey: You can tell us.
John: Well it was my Dad's, and he was.... killed by a mugger on the street on day, It's all I have left of him, He's the one who made me who I am today....
Wilson: Sorry to hear that he died....
John: Well at least he wasn't short Looks and Wilson and Smiles
Jordan: Get ready guys! 10 Miles till destination!
Rick
Sparker wants to show me a surprise....
Rick: Zack, Alex, Stay here... Vicente last told me that they're getting close...
Anslem: Dammit.....Jacob, Kill Jacob....
Ethan: What the fuck is wrong with you!? Why would you say that! Kill me!
Jacob: Better me than them....
Vicente Voice: Remember Sparker don't go crazy...
Sparker shoots the wall and hangs up
Sparker: Whateva! I do what I want!
Rick: Sparker: What did you want to talk to me about?
Sparker: Give me a sec Rick.... I can;t believe you volunteered one of your friends to be killed like that! Wow, wait till I tell Jordan! The Surprise option was no one would die.....
Rick: What's this about man, The Skrubs?
Sparker: Yeah, They "elected" to kill the tech guy but since we have such a beautiful lady here all muffled and silent, I'm thinking of letting YOU choose what I do EHEHAHHHAHAHAHA REHEHEHAHAH
Rick: Kewl,, but what is it?
Sparker: Oh, I'm such a genius, Hear me out, I'm either gonna....
Rape Elsa OR Kill Jacob EHAHAHAHAHAHA
This might be my most fucked up choice yet..... Tell me what you guys think!