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  • I swear to you, should your decision to beg for votes instead of, for example, waiting for Hope to resolve the tie, end up getting someone killed by the T-Rex that is going to appear, I'm so going to post this:

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    Should someone of my people end up getting eaten by the T-Rex that is going to appear, I'm going to post this:

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    Also I'd probably be slightly royally pissed. But the gif would be almost worth it.

    And should Hope decide to vote and make it a vote tie again, I'm going to post this:

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    However, should nothing of this happen, or should your decision turn out to be beneficial, I'm going to post this:

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    In that case, you may also use any of these gifs, or another gif of your choice, against me. Deal?

    supersagig posted: »

    Nah, We'll stay here I don´t know why this is even a choice, but i don´t know. I chose this. It might be trap and we DON´T want to meet with August

  • Tie still.... ;/

  • K. XD. I actually think that the choice is going to get one of MY characters die , but i think it´s for the best. But Geoffrey is going to die anyways , so ti would be better for him to die saving Alice

    I swear to you, should your decision to beg for votes instead of, for example, waiting for Hope to resolve the tie, end up getting someone k

  • T-T-Tie breaker!

    We're Leaving - I really have to agree with Liquid on this, 'cause I think he's right. :3

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 4 Auggie Hulton Auggie: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?!? Marie: What happen

  • The Group will Leave

  • No!!!!!!

    Don't you all remember that the T. Rex can't see you if you don't move?

  • No!!!!!! Don't you all remember that the T. Rex can't see you if you don't move?

  • Oh shit.

    No!!!!!! Don't you all remember that the T. Rex can't see you if you don't move?

  • DEEPLY DEATH STARE

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Oh shit.

  • In that case, you may also use any of these gifs, or another gif of your choice, against me.

    I'm ready...

    We'll see how it turns out. I have to admit I haven't thought about the T-Rex and his retarded vision. Regardless, I think moving is better in the long run. Sooner or later the more intelligent dinosaurs would have shown up.

    supersagig posted: »

    @LiquidChicagoTed E.E

  • supersagig posted: »

    @LiquidChicagoTed E.E

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    I probably deserved that

    supersagig posted: »

    @LiquidChicagoTed

  • edited February 2015

    InGen Shhhhh my child.....

    No!!!!!! Don't you all remember that the T. Rex can't see you if you don't move?

  • edited February 2015

    Ah, I was watching the Avengers when I wrote this part and I love it.


    Irvin: The Dinosaurs are coming............. Nothing will change that........... Besides, what do I have to fear?

    Kyle: The Jurassic Park Survivors.....

    Irvin stares

    Kyle: It's what we call ourselves........Isla Sorna's Mightiest Dipshit type thing

    Irvin: Yes, I've met them......

    Kyle: Then Let's take a headcount here; Your brother; a Donut Eating God, A Missing Super Pedo; who's a living Cum Filled Dick who really lives up to the Cum Filled Part, A Woman with breathtaking PMS cause she's pregnant, a few master bitchers and YOU big guy, have managed to piss off every single one of them.......

    Irvin: That was the plan....

    Kyle: Not a good plan.....Cause when they come and they will.....

    Irvin: HA! YOU SAID CUM!

    Ash: GUYS! We were so close to pull off a revised version of the Avengers! So Close!

    Irvin: How about we do it when we get OFF the island....

    Ash: Sure....

    Kyle: I'm down with that.......

    T-Rex Roar

    Irvin: The hell was that?

    Was I the only one who noticed this? XD

  • Well guys there's two options, and we went with this one:

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    Hold onto your butts!

    No!!!!!! Don't you all remember that the T. Rex can't see you if you don't move?

    1. I have no idea. I can't decide :P

    2. Maybe Hope or Hugo?

    3. Hugo raping then killing Becky

    4. Jane

      1. Dark Angels 2. TSON 3. JP
    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I'll ask some questions now; Who's your favorite character? Who's your least favorite character? What's been the most shockin

  • I didn't :P

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Ah, I was watching the Avengers when I wrote this part and I love it. Irvin: The Dinosaurs are coming............. Nothing will change

  • edited February 2015

    .Isla Sorna's Mightiest Dipshit type thing

    :P

    zachiscool3 posted: »

    I didn't :P

  • Cough Kevin Cough

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Who do you guys think has a better argument? Hope OR Kevin

  • Hey Blue! How's everything been with you? Some people thought you were dead....

    BlueShadiw posted: »

    Cough Kevin Cough

    1. Kevin/Jerry/Geoffrey

    2. Hugo

    3. THAT part.

    4. Probably Geoffrey since we got a tender moment with him earlier.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I'll ask some questions now; Who's your favorite character? Who's your least favorite character? What's been the most shockin

  • Well, after the one place I could go for internet was closed off for me suddenly, that's a very reasonable thing to think lol.

    I'm good, just waiting for the day I get my normal internet back. :P

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Hey Blue! How's everything been with you? Some people thought you were dead....

  • Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5

    Auggie Hulton

    Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a dog on a leash, Jerry was the one who set me loose.....

    Marie Voice: Come on Auggie! Get this son of a bitch........He killed me and BECKY! I don't blame you but you need to take down the man who gave Hugo the gun..........................

    Becky Voice: Why did this happen daddy!? What did that man do to me!?

    Hugo Voice: They were good bitches...............

    Auggie: Don't worry Marie and Becky...........I'll get the bastard responsible........

    Jerry Stewart

    T-Rex Roar

    Jerry: We need to go

    Hope: What if it sees us moving? Isn't it's vision based on movement? How close is it?

    Kevin: Hope, Shut the FUCK up.

    Hope: I'm not even gonna bother with you Kevin.

    Jerry: Hope, you're right it's vision is based off movement but it isn't watching us but it's getting closer, We need to head out.

    Jane: Agreed.

    Fiona: You okay to go sis?

    Helena: Yeah, I just want to get out of here....

    Geoffrey loads rifle

    Geoffrey: Don't have much Ammo left........

    Jerry: We need to get to the coast

    Hope: Got a flare gun out of the cock pit.

    Jerry: Good, we can use that later.

    T-Rex Roar

    Jerry: It's getting closer, We need to leave now

    Kevin: Then let's go

    The group starts walking away

    Tomas Branfield

    In the middle of the jungle

    Tomas: Not many people can sneak up on me..............Wasn't sure if you existed......Saw you around before but I thought I was hallucinating out of boredom........ What do you want?

    Man: Must Eat..............

    Tomas: You got a name?

    Man: Must EAT............... Must Hunt........... Must Kill...............Dinos no good........ Must Kill Humannss

    Tomas: If you're here to kill me you're gonna have a tough time with that.......Since you seem like one of those Drifters with crazy ideals, I'm gonna call you "Mr. Craze".........

    Mr. Craze: Craze.........Me CRAVVEEE meat.... Flesh.........

    Tomas: Then I know a place where you can get some Meat craze.........And you can get it by helping me out....

    Mr. Craze: Me listen.................

    Geoffrey Kensington

    Alicia: Think we'll see Harry or Auggie and his Family?

    Geoffrey: Don't know.......Out here with that Psychopath out here, They're as good as dead.

    Ash: Glad we're not in their position.

    Kyle: Yeah, that would suck.

    Irvin: We need to survive....... That's all that matters

    Kyle: What's with the sudden Rick Grimes "Walking Dead" attitude?

    Irvin: What's the Walking Dead?

    Kyle: It's like America's #1 TV Show...

    Ash: That hasn't been released yet like the Avengers, it's only like 2002.

    Irvin: Wait a sec, so is this a plot hole within this adventure of ours? And how do we know about this stuff?

    Kyle: Fuck if I know.......

    Ash: Just smile and wave I guess............And hope something doesn't bite your hand off.

    Geoffrey: I want you boys to forget everything you just said.

    Irvin: Yes Sir, Cause I'm as confused as hell.

    Ash: So how long do you think it will be till we reach the coast?

    Alicia: Don't know kid, Don't know.

    Kevin: Might take a while.

    Geoffrey: It won't be too bad unless we run into more Dinos...........

    Jerry signals the others to stop

    Hope: What is it Jerry?

    Jerry: Looks like a small fire up ahead............

    Kevin: Could it be the guy fucking with us?

    Fiona: Maybe.......Be careful guys

    Helena: They might have supplies....

    Kevin: Let's jump the fucker......

    Geoffrey: I don't think the guy messing with us would be stupid enough to make a fire...........Could it be another group?

    Hope: No way another group's out here.........

    Kevin: I say we jump whoever's there.........

    Hope: Agreed.

    Kevin: Was I asking you asshole?

    Jerry: Stop..........What are we gonna do?

    Jump whoever's at the fire OR Keep moving

  • edited February 2015

    Jump whoever's at the fire

    more badass

    XD awesome me like

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Jump whoever's at the fire

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Jump whoever's at the fire

    Awesome Chapter!!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Jump whoever's at the fire

    I doubt this is Tomas or Mr. Craze. In fact it could be an ally. But it's better to be safe than to be sorry.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • It could be Robb or Elsa :P

    Jump whoever's at the fire I doubt this is Tomas or Mr. Craze. In fact it could be an ally. But it's better to be safe than to be sorry.

  • It could be Tomas trying to draw them out....... You never know...

    Jump whoever's at the fire I doubt this is Tomas or Mr. Craze. In fact it could be an ally. But it's better to be safe than to be sorry.

  • Keep moving.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Jump whoever's at the fire

    Awesome chapter!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Goddamn the fourth wall is nonexistant at this point XD

    Keep moving. If it was a trap then we're safe, if it was other people they probably heard the T-rex and ran like hell anyway. The only thing we'd find would probably be supplies. And if it's Auggie, well...

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 5 Auggie Hulton Hugo Voice: He took EVERYTHING from you, I was just a

  • Well, I wanna finish this episode of JP before I start the next one for SON so here's the last chapter of this episode of JP

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 6

    Geoffrey Kensington

    Geoffrey: We should take em, if anyone's there.

    Kevin: Yeah, they might have some supplies we can use.....

    Jerry: Be on alert guys..........Me, Geoffrey, Kevin and Hope will go and check out the fire..............

    Jerry adjusts Fedora

    Geoffrey cocks rifle

    Kevin clenches Fists

    Hope turns on Camera

    Fiona: Good Luck Guys...........

    Jerry, Geoffrey, Kevin and Hope come out of the bushes and walk to the fire

    Geoffrey: There's a tent..........

    Jerry: Kevin check out the tent, Hope check out the fire and Geoffrey be ready to shoot anything that jumps out.........

    Kevin: Nothing in the tent........

    Hope: Nothing by the Fi-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hope is dragged up into the trees by a net

    First Voice from trees: Dammit! It's not food and it's not the guy...........

    Second Voice from the trees: We can Let it go Senorita...........

    First Voice from the trees: God Dammit!

    Third Voice from the trees: Well Elsa....What were you expecting? A pair of Salty Balls?

    Jerry: Hope you okay? And Hugo! Is that you?

    Third Voice from the tree: Who the FUCK is Hugo!?

    Hope: GUYS!!! I think these Dinosaurs have learned our language! They set a trap.......They actually set a frickin trap! OH MY GOD! This is SO going in the movie which I'll call "The Lost World: Jurassic Park"

    Kevin: They're people dumbass

    Hope: Don't ruin the moment!

    Geoffrey: You folks gonna come down?

    Elsa: we already have one person fucking with us so we're good!

    Geoffrey: Suit yourselves then Geoffrey fires warning shot

    Kevin: Dumbass, That shot could have rang out for miles!

    Geoffrey: Then we better leave this place soon.........

    Jerry: You guys up there have names?

    Elsa: You probably heard mine already........

    Second Voice from the trees: Se Llama Diego

    Third Voice from the Trees: And I'm Robb Stark.........

    Hope: Nice to meet you guys.....By the way can you let me down from this tree now?

    Kevin: Hope shut up.

    Diego: Elsa, Mi think you ir a la first

    Elsa: What?

    Robb: I think he means, in which I agree with, you should go down first, then we'll follow.

    Elsa: Me! Why!?

    Diego: Because you let things go very facil...........

    Elsa: And you jump across borders easily sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Diego: OH you are NOT saying what I think you're saying.....

    Robb: Here we go...Elsa why do you have to be racist?

    Elsa: I am NOT

    Diego: THIS is the problem with society today, You people are racist towards my culture, Did you know today that on average more people are afraid of Hispanics than Blacks? This is insulting!

    Robb: Whoa, I'm as white as Polar Bear but still, Watch the racism

    Geoffrey: The family discussion over yet!?

    Robb: Coming Down!

    Fiona: Everything okay guys!?

    Geoffrey: Yeah...But we got more people with us now...

    Auggie Hulton

    Hugo Voice: You know killing the skrubs won't be enough, ya gotta pump their mouths and see what come out my boy! Uh Huh, Yeah, Uh Yeah, UH HUH YEAH!

    Auggie: Shut Up Assqueez......... I won't take advice from the guy that took my family away

    Hugo Voice: Fair Enough dipshit, But I always got you to do what I wanted....From the moment you punched me before the flight I new I could manipulate you.............

    Auggie: I killed you now scram

    Hugo Voice: And I killed your spirit...........See you in hell..........

    Hugo fades way then Marie shows

    Marie Voice: Auggie, Hugo KILLED me, He KILLED Becky..........There's only one way to let us rest in peace....And that's to kill the people responsible.....

    Auggie: Jerry.........Maybe Tomas.........Who else is there?

    Marie Voice: The whole group........It's their fault....Make them pay Honey..............

    Auggie: Oh I will.....Don't worry Sweetie......I will...............

    Auggie walks through the wreckage site

    Helena Pattinson

    Fiona: You okay sis?

    Helena: You can stop asking me, I'll tell you when it's coming, I just want to get home to him.......

    Elsa: So you're having a kid.........

    Helena: You got a problem with that?

    Elsa: Not at all, I was just wondering if it was a boy or girl

    Helena: My husband and I decided to make it a surprise

    Elsa: That's nice.

    Kyle: LET IT GO!!! LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

    Irvin: nice one Kyle

    Ash: yeah, good job with that one.

    Elsa: I might kill those kids.....

    Jane: I know the feeling.....

    Robb: So, Jerry's the name right? I'm not that good with names but I'll try

    Jerry: Have something on your mind?

    Robb: Yeah, how did you tell?

    Jerry: I'm good with stuff like that.

    Robb: So I wanted to ask, What's the goal? The coast?

    Jerry: Yep, Get to the coast and make a signal

    Robb: What if the dinosaurs see it and come

    Jerry: The ones that could be a threat to our group stay in the center of the island.

    Robb: That's kewl then...... So how did you guys get here?

    Jerry: We had navigation problems and our plane crashed.

    Hope: Well, we found Kevin here , He wasn't in the plane.

    Kevin: I don't want to talk about it.

    Hope: That's okay, How did you guys get here?

    Robb: Diego can explain...............

    Diego: Si, Senor Stark. So I'm a tour guide with a boat and I guide couples around places,Elsa had a guy, Stark had a girl and there were a few other couples, They thought it would be nice if I took them around Isla Sorna and there were some flying dinosaurs or something and they attacked us, Causing the boat to crash, Then this guy who claimed to be named "Tomas" started following us and because of that....We're all that's left.

    Dan Stevens: That sucks.........

    Helena: Wow, Dan why weren't you saying anything?

    Dan Wildler: Me? I was tired......

    Dan Stevens: She was talking to me but same reason as the other Dan.

    Robb: So are we gonna settle down or something?

    Jerry: Right now we're just going but we'll rest when we need to.

    Geoffrey: Hey Robb, why did you guys have a fire out a night Were you trying to get yourself killed?

    Robb: No we were trying to get some food or if lucky get the Tomas bastard.

    Geoffrey: Good Try............

    Helena: Guys.......... I don't want to be...........

    Fiona: Sis?

    Helena: I think I need a break, Can we maybe stop for just a little?

    Kevin: No FUCKING way

    Hope: What the hell Kevin? And you say I'm the bastard.............

    Kevin: Sorry about that, I was just tired......

    Jerry: Let's rest for a little......

    Geoffrey: Sure.

    Jane: I'm tired.

    Jerry: Take as long as you guys need.

    Up in a tree above the group Mr. Craze: weak humanssssss..........Must Feed..... Pulls back Bow

    END OF EPISODE

    I'm gonna make trailers for new episodes now :P

    Next Episode on Forum Users: Jurassic Park

    Kevin: God Dammit! Isn't there anything here!?

    Hope: Shut Up, It'll hear you........

    Kevin: How about you make me.......

    Cut Scene

    Dan Stevens: We need to go now!

    Fiona: Wait!

    Helena: Fuck! Not Now! Not Now!!!!

    Cut Scene

    Tomas: I know you folks are scared.........................

    And you all oubt to be........

    Mr. Craze sharpens Spear

    Your perfect lives, perfect family, perfect everything, But out here that ain't shit,

    Geoffrey hugs Alicia

    The time is coming..................

    Carnotaurus Roar

    The time is coming for you all to go away................

    Episode 4: Nowhere to Hide

  • edited February 2015

    Se Llama Diego ,

    It´s "Me llamo Diego"

    Awesome Chapter!!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I wanna finish this episode of JP before I start the next one for SON so here's the last chapter of this episode of JP Forum Users:

  • I know, That's the point :P

    supersagig posted: »

    Se Llama Diego , It´s "Me llamo Diego" Awesome Chapter!!

  • Ohhh XD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    I know, That's the point :P

  • The whole group........It's their fault....Make them pay Honey..............

    Well, good thing he knows jack shit about me!

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    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I wanna finish this episode of JP before I start the next one for SON so here's the last chapter of this episode of JP Forum Users:

  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator
    edited February 2015

    Carnotaurus Roar

    The I. Rex is gonna have the camouflage ability like the Carnos.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I wanna finish this episode of JP before I start the next one for SON so here's the last chapter of this episode of JP Forum Users:

  • I heard about that :)

    Carnotaurus Roar The I. Rex is gonna have the camouflage ability like the Carnos.

  • XD that was awesome I'm hyped for the next chapter with craze with dat bow my weapon of choice

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I wanna finish this episode of JP before I start the next one for SON so here's the last chapter of this episode of JP Forum Users:

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