My only option is to win and send you back to the rest of the loosers!
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Your anguish makes me chuckle!
I'll break your every knuckle.
[EDIT] DAMMIT! An hour and 20 minutes and nobody replies, I come to type this and 2 or 3 people have already taken a turn!! Can't be bothered to reply to their insults as well so I'll leave it for now and save my new insult for later.
(How is it that no matter how long it's been since the last insult there's at least 2 people who beat me to it when I go to reply? Are you people watching this thread while spamming F5?)
You have the brain of a 4 year old - and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!
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How 'bout a demonstration: I'll make yer skin peel.
Where I come from, they call me The Tank.
'Cause they forget to look down: yer shorter then an elf!
Look at you, my friend, it's such a nasty prank!
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Tremble before me, I'm the master of the sea!
I'm shaking, I'm shaking - then again just who is thee?
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Your blood will be the sauce on my plate when I've finished with you!
So THAT'S what made your breath smell like poo.
I was wondering.
That answers it.
Blood sauce.
Moving on
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When I win, your options will be few; beggars can't be choosers.
My only option is to win and send you back to the rest of the loosers!
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Your anguish makes me chuckle!
Yer breath makes me... uh... uckle... hmm... yuckle? *loses sword fight, hands over map to blood island*
Haha, we're loaded with booty!
I've chugged grog that's stronger than you!
But now you're so drunk that you haven't a clue!
Even the sharks don't dare mess with my sword.
I'll break your every knuckle.
[EDIT] DAMMIT! An hour and 20 minutes and nobody replies, I come to type this and 2 or 3 people have already taken a turn!! Can't be bothered to reply to their insults as well so I'll leave it for now and save my new insult for later.
I'm happy with how this has turned out, so far
I hope you realize that's because you're on land...
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My mother has better insults than you!
Don't take news of your failed abortion so hard.
You're floundering like a fish!
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Fighting you is so easy, it ain't even fun!
You'd be beaten in a minute if you weren't using a gun!
I've never met the man who was my equal!
Perhaps there'll be such an idiot in the sequel!
All the women in the Caribbean cry out for my name!
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See this eye? It's killed more pirates than my sword!
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You call yourself a pirate? I would have thought you're dressed for Halloween.
At least I didn't dress like a pixie this year.
I'll chop you to bits and use you as chumm for the sharks.
Like most dogs, ye've got less bite then yer bark. Besides, I'd be tastier then you.
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I taste better then you.
No need to get lawyers involved!
I've seen sea slugs bigger than your arms!
At least I'll HAVE arms by the end of the fight.
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Please turn around, looking at your face might make me puke...
Before or after you soil you pants from fright
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I've seen beached whale with more agility then you.
But then you might win, but that would be a fluke!
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For those scurvy dogs you like to call crew, I'll pass you an orange!
Yeah but you didn't go far, was you just released from the zoo?
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I could crush you with one hand!
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You think those ballet moves can scare me?
Your insults are sour ENOUGH to make me cringe!
Even the sea laughs at your clumsy swordplay!
By the way that you are running away with you eyes open wide, yes.
Is that corn or are those your teeth?
You know, hearing voices is indicative of serious mental problems.
Corn! This fight is so easy I decided to have breakfast in the meantime.
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I've met Scarecrows more terrifying than you.
At least I don't fight like a sack of hay.
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You've got less spine then a jellyfish.
If your crew is THAT inanimate, prepare for some voodoo!
From someone of such weak retort, it's time for you to beg - sharpish!
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I've never laughed so hard at your minuscule silhouette!
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Are you a pirate? Fighting you is like fighting cotton candy!
It's because i'm so fast, this is the only chance you'll get
I've never seen such a maladroit buffoon.
I'll eat you all up, and wash you down with Grog - not shandy!
Soon you'll be struggling at the bottom of the lagoon!
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Now is the time for you to meet the fishes!
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I'm sure you have a brain, but I'm also sure you barely use it...
The only way that'll happen is if you use up the last of your 3 wishes
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You bleed like a girl
The BEST response to this would be "I am a girl" but, because I am not a girl, I shall reply:
You cry like a baby.
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Yer weaker then the world economy.
I will slice you like the Hungarian salami!
I hope you are good at walking the plank!
I bet you'll be good at being smacked with one.
(How is it that no matter how long it's been since the last insult there's at least 2 people who beat me to it when I go to reply? Are you people watching this thread while spamming F5?)
You have the brain of a 4 year old - and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!