(How is it that no matter how long it's been since the last insult there's at least 2 people who beat me to it when I go to reply? Are you people watching this thread while spamming F5?)
You have the brain of a 4 year old - and I bet he was glad to get rid of it!
Why, did he get it from you?
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Where'd ye be getting that tie-on beard, the dollar store?
Ummm, for the last two posts, don't insult sword fight responses have to have something to do with the insult its responding to? Cow/dairy maid anyone?
Ummm, for the last two posts, don't insult sword fight responses have to have something to do with the insult its responding to? Cow/dairy maid anyone?
I was going to say "give you" this needle i found... but i didn't think it would have as much punch as 'inject. bit of a fail on my part, i guess i should have just waited for the next guy before i went :P
[EDIT] I should point out that this phrasing was important because the previous post wanted to "give me" a ticket to davey jones' locker.
You're so stupid I caught you staring at the orange juice because it said "Concentrate"
(Guybrush retort) Well, if you're so smart, tell me what's the capital of Kuwait.
(Real retort) Oh that, I was just pondering over some simple things like the prime interest rate.
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Oh, I can tell - You're just desparate...
I hope you are good at walking REALLY FAST!
Why, did he get it from you?
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Where'd ye be getting that tie-on beard, the dollar store?
Actually, your wife gave me while we were sunning on shore!
Sea sponges are more frigtening then you!
only the ones in your bath room.
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If you ever become a parent can I have one of the puppies?
Only if I get one of your baby monkeys.
Your stench gives an impression of rotting decay!
Forget impression, what happened to your face?
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Let me give yea a one-way ticket to Davy Jone's Locka'.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
from the look of your grip i'd say your dad was a flourist!
Yeah, but that will all be irrelevant when I'm done with you!
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The crowds will fall silent when I raise my voice!
Free the hostages, they don't have a choice!
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I'll smash you to pieces!
:cool: You cheeky bum :cool:
I'll feed ya teh leaches.
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Yer wit be duller then yer bald shiny head.
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Your Swordfightin' is worse than a bustboy handlin' a broom!
You're so dumb that when you handle a cannon, you go out with a boom!
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Mortals tremble when I draw my sword!
It's more than enough to sweep you into your tomb!
When I'm through with you, you'll be begging me for a parlay!
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You Wont have many Smart insults when I decapitate you!!!
Yeah, sometimes I laugh that hard, too.
Then will you please stop poking my a**e with that broom?
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Are you mute, or just too terrified for words?
Oh please, you couldn't even fight the drunken kangaroo!
No, i was thinking to make of you cheese curds!
See this scar over here? The cannon hit me and recoil!
Such ineptitude must make your captain's blood boil!
Your fightin's so disjointed, you look like a drunken loon!
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I've seen dead people more lively than you.
I'm amazed at the heinous passtimes you do
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By the looks of yer belly ye've eaten half yer crew!
At least I haven't turned MY own mother into a stew!
Where you found under a log, or mistaken for Limburger Cheese?
When you taste my fists, they'll never found ya - you 'll be running like breeze!
I once met a cook with more elegant moves with blade!
I was going to say "give you" this needle i found... but i didn't think it would have as much punch as 'inject. bit of a fail on my part, i guess
[EDIT] I should point out that this phrasing was important because the previous post wanted to "give me" a ticket to davey jones' locker.
You're so stupid I caught you staring at the orange juice because it said "Concentrate"
(Guybrush retort) Well, if you're so smart, tell me what's the capital of Kuwait.
(Real retort) Oh that, I was just pondering over some simple things like the prime interest rate.
I shall soon teach you in the ways of pain!
Well then, just keep on talking- you're well on your way.
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I oughta rip your heart out!
You can try, but I'll slice ye fingers and shut yo'r mouth!
I was riding on whale when i had no ship!
Your fiancee's ugly, but she's not that much of a blimp!
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By the looks of your style, your taylor is blind!
It's the latest in fashion, are you out of your mind?
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I drink gallons of blood every day!
Then be a good dog - sit, stay? hmm.. no, wait, i got it
So, you're the one they caught for smugling tomato affair!
You are handling the sword like gorilla the trunk!
Stop playing donkey kong and watch yourself fall!
Beg my pardon or you'll be a meal for sparrow
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Then how do you explain the vultures circling over you?
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I could ye knock out with a single punch.
Please not, you'll miss and fall and spoil that sissy packet lunch!
Don't i know you from circus? You were a clown, right?
Nice outfit! Did your mother pick it out for you?
At least i've heard of shampoo
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Your face is so ugly, you look like a manatee!
Well, at least I'm still more attractive than your auntie!
Your swordsmanship is so pathetic, I'm amazed you managed to even draw that cutlass from its scabbard!
I'll draw that review all over yer face.
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If I 'ad te chose between mopping te poop deck and list'ening te yer singing, I'd mop till te sun burns out.