Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
(and that, too )
For you, the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday
(Yes, not a great reply, but I thought it adequate )
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A prophecy foretold:
no man of woman born,
no woman scorned,
no humorous furry sidekick,
not even saint Nick,
would bring me down to their feet,
in inglorious defeat
For you, the day I graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday
(Yes, not a great reply, but I thought it adequate )
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A prophecy foretold:
no man of woman born,
no woman scorned,
no humorous furry sidekick,
not even saint Nick,
would bring me down to their feet,
in inglorious defeat
The way your swinging that sword, I hope that includes yourself.
OR
This swords wasn't made by a woman.
OR
Ye know, first sign of madness is seeing women with beards claiming to tell yer future. Are you ok Macbeth?
OR
Yer wife still got that sleeping problem?
(Somebody already has a new insult, I shall not distract from it)
No... I was just surprised. I was going to reply to point out that you hadn't left a new insult for the next line to find out what I thought was your signiture was part of the body of text.
Call me when you'l quit your fantasy world, I will be very delighted.
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You look like a mace wielding monkey leader.
I'm going to add 'copy or quote the insult you're replying to to avoid confusing other members' to the rules in the OP. I'm pretty sure you were following Toothless Gibbon, not El Butcherino but I feel I shouldn't need to guess :P
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But only after you chloroformed me, and tied me up.
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Your swordplay is woeful, you're nothing more than a charlatan.
That's MR. Carlatan to you, buddie. (Sorry, but NOBODY seems to want to reply to it).
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The only country that would ever be able to stand yer manners would be Antartica.
Yeah, I'm that hot.
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I'm the mightiest pirate ever roamed the seven seas!
I once bit the dog the bit me!
Sit! Stay! (um, it does sound vaguely familiar, doesn't it?)
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
(and that, too
*runs away*
(Yes, not a great reply, but I thought it adequate
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A prophecy foretold:
no man of woman born,
no woman scorned,
no humorous furry sidekick,
not even saint Nick,
would bring me down to their feet,
in inglorious defeat
It would be, if your hair only weren't that much of a dandruff!
I was battling dragons, wizards, monster of the seven seas! How such a jester like ye'rself thinks he can scary me?
The way your swinging that sword, I hope that includes yourself.
OR
This swords wasn't made by a woman.
OR
Ye know, first sign of madness is seeing women with beards claiming to tell yer future. Are you ok Macbeth?
OR
Yer wife still got that sleeping problem?
(Somebody already has a new insult, I shall not distract from it)
'Cause I don't live in a basement playing D and D.
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You call that a ship? It looks more like a moldy plank o' twigs.
You were born to be cannon fodder!
I'm the deadliest swordsman the world's ever encountered.
I've never met a man of such low moral fiber
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You look like a mace wielding monkey leader.
until then would you like a vodka and lime?
I've never met a man of such low moral fiber
So, Monkey 1 or 2, you've never played?
I catch octopus with my bare hands!
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You're so full of doom and gloom, I'd bet you'd be speechless if I asked you about LOOM.
You are rubber, I am glue.
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Why don't you go cannonball in the toilet?
I will. Just as soon as you stop drinking out of it.
Ack Ook Chee.
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Soon you'll sink to the bottom of the sea!
We're on your ship, I suggest you get it repaired.
When I sneeze, I'm going to drench you in scurvy-infected phlegm!
That's your only recourse with an intellect so dim!
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Your technique reminds me of a willow tree in a windstorm!
While your techniques blow in any form.
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I'm smoking hot, while you're just close to the coffin'.
That's cause I'm cremating you, soon you'll be nothin'!
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Don't make me laugh, you haven't a chance!
I don't want you to laugh, I want you to dance *aims a gun at your feet*
Not insults you throw at me could penetrate my feelings!
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You're about as scary as a cat stuck in the laundry!
oops... i forgot :P there was me thinking i killed yet another thread
{Is it a particularly EVIL looking cat?}
An improvement on your 'deer in headlights' look!
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My legend is told throughout the Caribbee!
I've seen sick, 3 legged bunnies fight better than you!
Who do you think ripped the fourth leg off that bunny fool?
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Do you dress all by yourself in the morning?
...of Scrabble.
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I'm surprised you can even use the Internet!
Oh, it's quite handy. Too bad these wonders of technology haven't reached you yet!
When you show your face, even pacifists turn violent!
I'm the mightiest pirate on the seven seas!
And then you woke up from your dreams.
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I'm gonna put your lights out!