Hmm.. um, no, YOU suck? *runs out of Ozzie's house
Hey! Who are you calling "Ozzie's house"?!
jes' kiddin'
Yer own kin won't recognize ye when I'm through with yea.
At least me kin wants teh recognise meh, while yers sold ye three times and recovered you only twice.
You look like you've been sedated, inflated and gotten overweighted!
Never thought they'd use a symbol like a monkey!
Has the mirror cracked again when you looked into it this morning?
At least I can tolerate the sight in the mirror.
You have the face, with the long proboscis, the protruding teeth of the Apocalyptic horse, betrayed animality
At least I can tolerate the sight in the mirror.
You have the face, with the long proboscis, the protruding teeth of the Apocalyptic horse, betrayed animality
And Ye've got the body, were we separated at birth?
I'm sorry, what? My face was buried in Gretchen Mol's boobies.
You tacky fool! Is that a pleather justaucorps (i.e. pirate coat)?
Why do people always need an Idiot to English dictionary when they try to understand you?
You don't deserve to play Tales of Monkey Island! (now THAT's an insult!)
Why do people always need an Idiot to English dictionary when they try to understand you?
You don't deserve to play Tales of Monkey Island! (now THAT's an insult!)
Maybe, if there's another incarnation of this game, there should be a system where (if the reply isn't witty enough or doesn't suitably respond to the previous insult) they should ‘lose’ and the previous player has to come up with a new insult, more in line with the game’s Insult Sword Fighting...
Gee guys, I thought this was supposed to be fun, and would come naturally to any MI fan. Boy, talk about the Wind That Knocked Itself Out of The Sails of a Perfectly Good Insult Swordfight. Anyway, guess it's not as bad as the original thread that apparently inspired this. There's some real venom in there, with no discernable reverence for MI whatsoever. I'm talking "yo mama" jokes.
Gee guys, I thought this was supposed to be fun, and would come naturally to any MI fan. Boy, talk about the Wind That Knocked Itself Out of The Sails of a Perfectly Good Insult Swordfight. Anyway, guess it's not as bad as the original thread that apparently inspired this. There's some real venom in there, with no discernable reverence for MI whatsoever. I'm talking "yo mama" jokes.
..my apologies... Is this about my reply? I didn't mean to be rude. I am sorry if I offended anyone in any way. Maybe I just got carried away...
BTW, had i bothered to check if there was another forum game like this I wouldn't have made this one. I actually thought it was an original forum game.
BTW, had i bothered to check if there was another forum game like this I wouldn't have made this one. I actually thought it was an original forum game.
I may have just been retarded at the time (certainly was inebriated) but I think despite the amount of posts, it only started up after this one. And it is indeed a thread of the interweb at its worst
I may have just been retarded at the time (certainly was inebriated) but I think despite the amount of posts, it only started up after this one. And it is indeed a thread of the interweb at its worst
You finally had some bairns, eh? By the looks of you, they should be in a zoo!
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Your the scurviest wannabe I ever crossed swords with!
And you look just about old enough for a brigand learner's permit, I rate!
The merest whisper of my name has been known to drop a pirate's beard right off his face!
The only drops I've heard of are the ones you made after drinking with disgrace.
When I look at you I see a pirate and a parrot, though I can't tell which is which.
The only drops I've heard of are the ones you made after drinking with disgrace.
When I look at you I see a pirate and a parrot, though I can't tell which is which.
Ah, so that's why your swordplay is so clumsy, they let you sail with that eyesight?
Yer the slimiest bilge-rat i've ever fought!
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Once you change the lightbulb, please turn it on again!
Is that your whimper, or is it a mule?
My enemies fear me beyond human despair!
Your stench alone is more than they can bear!
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I shall be pickin' your scrawny bones from my teeth tonight!
Why dont you get some teeth first, before ye start to fight?
You are as agile as an elephant in a baby pool!
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You're as endangered as an antelabbit.
That's why I taught your wife about mating habits.
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For every insult, your grave just becomes deeper.
Sometimes I need only what you can provide; your absence!
You're talking in riddles again, that plus your clumsy footwork can mean only one thing: Absinthe.
{of course, this depends whether you pronounce Absinthe like most people, or correctly 'ab-santh'}
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Your shower of insults do less damage than water
{so which were you trynig to rhyme with absence? 'Absinth' or 'Absanth'? :P}
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Do you love nature? Inspite of what it did to you?
My teeth are all natural, pity you can't say the same.
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You're young, you are, but you're as smart as paint. (Ah Treasure Island...)
You suck!
Hmm.. um, no, YOU suck? *runs out of Ozzie's house
Point and click! THATS how I'm handy!
With a hook? Not so dandy.
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Yer own kin won't recognize ye when I'm through with yea.
Hey! Who are you calling "Ozzie's house"?!
jes' kiddin'
Yer own kin won't recognize ye when I'm through with yea.
At least me kin wants teh recognise meh, while yers sold ye three times and recovered you only twice.
You look like you've been sedated, inflated and gotten overweighted!
You look more like an abomination of nature than an ex I once dated.
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You are the weakest young scally God ever created!
Your insults and God have the same issue- they're both outdated.
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I'm done with the talking, get on that plank and start walking.
Only once you stop squawkin' and start fightin'!
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What would you like first, a lobotomy, or a castration?
Why don't you tell me, you lack balls and seem to have monopoly on monotony.
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A fight against me is a fight against humanity.
Never thought they'd use a symbol like a monkey!
Has the mirror cracked again when you looked into it this morning?
You have the face, with the long proboscis, the protruding teeth of the Apocalyptic horse, betrayed animality
And Ye've got the body, were we separated at birth?
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Is that honestly the best evil pirate laugh ye've got?
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I bet you like Uwe Boll's movies!
I'm sorry, what? My face was buried in Gretchen Mol's boobies.
You tacky fool! Is that a pleather justaucorps (i.e. pirate coat)?
Why do people always need an Idiot to English dictionary when they try to understand you?
You don't deserve to play Tales of Monkey Island! (now THAT's an insult!)
..my apologies... Is this about my reply? I didn't mean to be rude. I am sorry if I offended anyone in any way. Maybe I just got carried away...
BTW, had i bothered to check if there was another forum game like this I wouldn't have made this one. I actually thought it was an original forum game.
At least I paid for it! I mean, you're a pirate.
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Not even your mightiest insult shall weaken my resolve.
Covering you with rabid monkeys is a too good of a death for you!
I may have just been retarded at the time (certainly was inebriated) but I think despite the amount of posts, it only started up after this one. And it is indeed a thread of the interweb at its worst
You finally had some bairns, eh? By the looks of you, they should be in a zoo!
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Your the scurviest wannabe I ever crossed swords with!
*(bairns = northern slang for children)
Except for one thing: I'd never wanna be you!
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A pirate ninja? Yer such a sellout!
At least im still human!
Your face looks like it belongs at a fishmunger's
Nothing compared to such a worm-riddled, bow-legged fisherman. Get back to ye' fishing, an' go marry a trout!
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Your nothing better than a skirt-wearing Frenchman!
You look more like a hermit, than a pirate!
And you look just about old enough for a brigand learner's permit, I rate!
The merest whisper of my name has been known to drop a pirate's beard right off his face!
When I look at you I see a pirate and a parrot, though I can't tell which is which.
Ah, so that's why your swordplay is so clumsy, they let you sail with that eyesight?
Yer the slimiest bilge-rat i've ever fought!