Uhh, sorry to neat-picking on your own response, which i liked but wouldn't be better if you said
I can juggle coconuts, even cannon balls!
Good, next time you juggle, try them NOT TO fall
So, this way you would actually suggest they i suck as a juggler and all that, because if you say "i hope they all fall" you are actually agreeing with me and my juggling skills
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When people see my ship dock, they cower in fear!
Only when you hit the rocks man, learn how to steer!
I'm tempted to hew off my own leg just to make this fight fair!
I'll make you beg for your life, that much I swear!
Should I use a newspaper or dog-biscuits to educate you?
I'd beat you even handcuffed and hobbled.
Well, i am amazed that it turns you on. (*covers in shame)
I dont need a ship - I ride at backs of whale, fly by a bird's trail! (tail?)
Gosh, what do they serve you poor inmates in jail?!
I am standing in awe of your stupidity.
I thought you'd more comfortable in lack of lucidity.
Give up, bastard, run, and I spare your life.
I'm already dead sir, I've seen your wife!
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You can't even rhyme, you mongrel!
Shut that gaping maw! It's left a stench in the vicinity!
Please, no more of your wordplay! Your swordplay is more than enough insult for one day.
EDIT: Soooo slow. That'll learn me to multitask
Pirating, not poetry, eats up most of my time...and you'll be writing your next song in hell!
(Oy. An insult about rhyming that ends on "mongrel?" You so did that on purpose!)
*Refer to my last post for opening insult
I'll show you what 'pain' means, I'll teach you some manners!
Call yourself a pirate? You couldn't scare a toddler!
Call yourself a human? You look a bit odd, er...
I've never heard insults worse than yours.
You look like that beast they say lurks in the moors...
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Come back and fight me when you've learned to open doors.
Ye're sure you don't want to go home to your Mommy?
Aye but could you please, learn to walk for once and all? or
Like you open bottles and roam the tavern floors? its kinda stoled from actual ones
I've just been at ye're wife's, you dummy!
I can juggle coconuts, even cannon balls!
Good, next time you juggle, I hope they all fall!
You're so bad at this, Death fainted!
Your insults are really as dull as your blade.
Uhh, sorry to neat-picking on your own response, which i liked but wouldn't be better if you said
So, this way you would actually suggest they i suck as a juggler and all that, because if you say "i hope they all fall" you are actually agreeing with me and my juggling skills
At least I'm not the one fighting with a rusted garden spade!
In all the seven seas, no one can match my wit!
There's no man, nor woman who never heard my name.
So, the circus posters advertise is bringing you some fame.
Why bother? You'll lose as a result!
I've seen elephants with better footwork then you.
The size of your belly, yet you fit on this ship?
(My last inslut was cheating in the rhyme scheme)
Of course! The mass of my size prevents me from slips!
Your swordsmanship is so bad, ALL pirates berate it!
Give up already! You're as better as a drunken pig!
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You handle your sword like a rotten old twig!
This is boring. Once I win, I'll drink to your health!
It will be tricky to drink with my sword through your mouth.
My last rival lies in Davy Jones' locker!
Oh yeah, suuure. Bring the Monkees into this, ya gawker!
You're not stupid; your possessed by a retarded ghost!
Methinks its problems are the fault of the host!
I've destroyed every pirate I've come across!
I can kill pirates, tens and thousands more!
You're no match for me, just walk out the door!
Nah, I'd rather beat you to the floor.
I'm going to take out the trash!
I will cut you in two with a single slash!
I could go on fighting for over a month!
But I heard you went into hiding for over a year, once!
You fight like a flooring inspector.