I have to. It's the only chance to get away from your Voodoo stank!
(Going the Ozzie Mandrill route on this insult.)
You fight like a dizzy boomerang thrown by an abnormal platypus.
(That's a good insult, Capo.)
Thanks, in return, I'll haul your carcass to a good mortician after I've run you through.
You can't keep up with me! Onlookers would say you're fighting in slow motion!
(That's a good insult, Capo.)
Thanks, in return, I'll haul your carcass to a good mortician after I've run you through.
You can't keep up with me! Onlookers would say you're fighting in slow motion!
It's 'cause you're too slick and greasy with too much sun tan lotion.
Our fight would be such a spectical I'd suggest you brought a friend... But you don't have one
(That's a good insult, Capo.)
Thanks, in return, I'll haul your carcass to a good mortician after I've run you through.
You can't keep up with me! Onlookers would say you're fighting in slow motion!
Not if I feed you this sick voodoo potion.
My goodness :eek:, can't they train a fighter that's not so butt ugly?
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At least I don't smell like monkey poo.
You're going to walk the plank!
(Going the Ozzie Mandrill route on this insult.)
You fight like a dizzy boomerang thrown by an abnormal platypus.
How appropriate! You fight like a toothless wallaby playing an out-of-tune didgeridoo!
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Your sword looks like a hand-me-down toy!
or:
Yes, playin' 'hit you' will bring so much joy!
You're as slow as an overloaded server.
And you fight like holding a dusting feather.
Since no one responded to my previous insult:
I'll crush you like the message board.
No, zero replies to your posts just means you're being ignored
You're so pathetic, I'm more threatened by a manatee.
Considering YOUR experience, I'm not surprised that your view of "threatening" is a bit skewed.
Give up, or the phrase "slashed to ribbons" is gonna become a lot more literal!
Yeah, you will be slashed to ribbons, by me!
No, that sucks. Lemme try again.
Ah, so you've taken the gift-wrapping job as a career?
I won this sword in an arm-wrestling contest against Poseidon!
So you still work in theatre? Oh, that must've been a good show.
Stop playing Episode one, and come to fight me if you dare!
Nah... I'm too busy giving the monkey a flare. ZZZZZAP!
I would if you were half as challenging.
You call yourself a pirate? My Pyrite Parrot could out-drink you!
I even prefer bugs to your presence.
Great! They really match your essence.
Morgan Le Flay will enjoy killing you!
You must be ashamed you have to call in help
Your beard is as menacing as a toupee
You call that fighting? It makes me just laugh.
What is that smell? I think you need a bath.
Give up now before I cut you in half!
With what? Oh, are you talking about that horrible staff?
I heard that not even the cavemen were as stupid as you!
I come of alright when compared against you
I know the address of a good doctor, I can give you it after I draw blood from you.
Thanks, in return, I'll haul your carcass to a good mortician after I've run you through.
You can't keep up with me! Onlookers would say you're fighting in slow motion!
Our fight would be such a spectical I'd suggest you brought a friend... But you don't have one
Not if I feed you this sick voodoo potion.
My goodness :eek:, can't they train a fighter that's not so butt ugly?
Is your brain as tiny as your knife?
No, but I know that over-sized sword of yours is contemplating for something.
You look like you crawled out of the uncanny valley!
Everyone says that I am the best!
Best at silly dancing? Oh, i don't protest!
You are as repulsive as the spoiler thread!
You fight like a non-Telltale game designer.
At least I fight finer!
You're as whiny as the fourms!Q
At least my complaints are of proper decorum.
You're pathetic technique can't compete with my skills!
Q!
Even the Dinghy Dog would be able to beat you!
He'd throw up if he'd had to eat you!
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Your parrot is your only admirer!
Lulullululullulullul! How can you say that when your pants are on fire?
You're as butt ugly as LeChuck!
You nose looks like its been bitten by a duck!
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I'll make your death quick and painless!
You could if you weren't so brain-less
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I've seen finer swordplay from my two year old niece!
Really? Because you are quivering like a Sheep with no Fleece
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When This duel is done, it is I that will have Won!
Your clumsiness is insulting me eyes.
Well POP them out, so you don't see your own demise! (gruesome, isn't it?)
Your face reminds me of Murray the Skull!
Yeah but it's such a shame your face is so dull!
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You're so weak, I can beat you with a feather!
That's assuming you could lift it.
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I fought monkeys with better swordplay than you