Come a little closer and find out!
How's it feel to be a walking punchline?
It would have really hurt if your insults were actually good.
You shall remember this day that you almost beat me, the great Captain Jack Sparrow (in honour to pirates of the carribean)
It would have really hurt if your insults were actually good.
You shall remember this day that you almost beat me, the great Captain Jack Sparrow (in honour to pirates of the carribean)
You make it sound as though running away is something to be proud of!
What would you like on your grave?
Well, I don't see the point in fighting you if you can't tell the difference.
______________________________________________________________
You don't have a chance of hurting me, so at least try not to hurt yourself.
Oh so that is why you have an eye patch, a left hook and a right wooden peg leg.
I see your so called fancy footwork is running away from your opponents.
Oh so that is why you have an eye patch, a left hook and a right wooden peg leg.
I see your so called fancy footwork is running away from your opponents.
Well your witty insults came from The Typical Insult Guide.
Either your dancing like a monkey or your happy to see me.
Either your dancing like a monkey or your happy to see me.
It is a more plausible theory that I, or anyone, are dancing like a monkey than to actually be happy to see you.
I bet you're taking this insult personally, aren't you?
It is a more plausible theory that I, or anyone, are dancing like a monkey than to actually be happy to see you.
I bet you're taking this insult personally, aren't you?
You bet I take it personal! Your insult stinks as bad as your breath! Can't you come up with a better insult?!
You are such a lousy pirate, you have to pay people to be scared of you.
Och, so you are the man from Legend of a Clumsy Idiot?
When I'm done with you, you will be using your backside to talk.
Well, if that's the only way someone can communicate with you, in a manner that you'll understand.
Haggis wears a kilt because he's scottish, what's your excuse for wearing a dress?
Well, if that's the only way someone can communicate with you, in a manner that you'll understand.
Haggis wears a kilt because he's scottish, what's your excuse for wearing a dress?
I was afraid that you will run away from the fight if I dressed like a man!
Is that your tail, or your tapeworm needs some fresh air?
Comments
Rule 9
Compared to yours, I am better looking and with more class!
My sword skills will cut you down to size!
Did you ever win a fight, kid?
Yup this one, gramps!
The scars and trauma i leave on men are beyond comparison!
I've got some deodorant and I'm not afraid to use it on you!
My parrot is more inventive than you.
But at least i am not a bird brain like you.
Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Come a little closer and find out!
How's it feel to be a walking punchline?
It would have really hurt if your insults were actually good.
You shall remember this day that you almost beat me, the great Captain Jack Sparrow (in honour to pirates of the carribean)
You make it sound as though running away is something to be proud of!
What would you like on your grave?
Yer bloody carcass floating on the waves!
I will carve my initials into your bones!
Are you sure you can spell that?
If pirates were flowers, you'd be a yellow pansy!
But I will make sure you are pushing up daisies.
You are so lame you need a crutch!
Like the one you're fighting with?
I've seen wet sponges sharper than your blade!
Oh so you have been using these wet sponges as a maid!
The sight of you makes everyone throw up!
While you are annoying as unwanted pop-up.
I've seen boozers putting up better fight then you.
So I guess you lost that fight, too!
Your arms are like wet noodles!
Yours are like soggy poodles.
Prepare to be beaten!
I thought we were going to fight, not play chess!
You may as well give up.
Why would I? You're going down!
Do you take pride in your anthropoid heritage?
I'd ask you the same, but you still haven't evolved out of it!
Your face could turn Medusa to stone!
And yours could wake up Davey Jones!
Your battlecries are like squeaks of a mouse!
Well yours are like my aunt's caterwauling.
Is that your sword? It looks like a hand-me-down.
_________________________________________
You're worse than a slubberdegullion anthropophagus!
Is that a sword or a knitting needle?
______________________________________________________________
You don't have a chance of hurting me, so at least try not to hurt yourself.
Oh so that is why you have an eye patch, a left hook and a right wooden peg leg.
I see your so called fancy footwork is running away from your opponents.
Well your witty insults came from The Typical Insult Guide.
Either your dancing like a monkey or your happy to see me.
It is a more plausible theory that I, or anyone, are dancing like a monkey than to actually be happy to see you.
I bet you're taking this insult personally, aren't you?
You bet I take it personal! Your insult stinks as bad as your breath! Can't you come up with a better insult?!
You are such a lousy pirate, you have to pay people to be scared of you.
You look like one of 'dem Power Porcelain Pirates!
I'd keelhaul you back to the Dark Ages!
You make Pink Pajama Pierre look manly!
Yes, that's for you - someone has to be a man in your relationship!
Surrender now, I don't want to hurt mentaly disabled person!
I've seen barbers that cut deeper than you!
Apparently they didn't cut deep enough!
Your lack of skills never ceases to amaze me!
But your lack of a brain never susprises me!
My name is legendary in all the seven seas!
Och, so you are the man from Legend of a Clumsy Idiot?
When I'm done with you, you will be using your backside to talk.
Well, if that's the only way someone can communicate with you, in a manner that you'll understand.
Haggis wears a kilt because he's scottish, what's your excuse for wearing a dress?
I was afraid that you will run away from the fight if I dressed like a man!
Is that your tail, or your tapeworm needs some fresh air?