(I'm gonna risk being a bit mean by taking your joke further, just remember, it's just a silly game, nothing personal )
So that lousy pirates like you who want to kiss it find their way easier!
You look like something a cow would chew up then spit and step on.
(then let's continue butt-fart-etc. insults ;P)
I'm in luck! You look like somethin a cow would chew up, swallow and then... well, after that step on it.
I heared you bought a prostetic butt at Deadeye Dave's. Do you get kicked so often?
I'm in luck! You look like somethin a cow would chew up, swallow and then... well, after that step on it.
I heared you bought a prostetic butt at Deadeye Dave's. Do you get kicked so often?
Awww, who spoiled the surprise? It's for you, Butthead!
Are you responsible for the Massacre of the Caribbean? I've heard that was one helluva burrito!
Awww, who spoiled the surprise? It's for you, Butthead!
Are you responsible for the Massacre of the Caribbean? I've heard that was one helluva burrito!
That was just a training. When I'm done with you, you'll learn what is helluva! (hey, that wasn't an insult on your side)
If not that beggar passing by, you would be calling me 'Dad'!
That was just a training. When I'm done with you, you'll learn what is helluva! (hey, that wasn't an insult on your side)
If not that beggar passing by, you would be calling me 'Dad'!
That's because you're not good enough to be called 'Father'
I've beaten more swordmasters than you can count!
Those are the words that you want to be written on your gravestone?
You stink worse than a barrel full of monkeys... and you're not as fun as one!
Geez you don't have to tell me your family's odour and activities! I already know you are a monkey's uncle!
I will put the words "scrawny and snivelling" on your tombstone once I run yer through.
Your sword is as dull as your mental capacity.
Do you have a disease or is your face just shaped like that?
It's not a diesease, it's evolution - but what can you know about it?
You don't have to entertain me with your lousy insults, beggar. I'll give you that piece o'eight anyway!
Keep it, 'cause you'll need to buy yerself coffin nails!
Is everybody in your family so...evolved as you? Because if that's evolution, the world will become an uglier place.
Keep it, 'cause you'll need to buy yerself coffin nails!
Is everybody in your family so...evolved as you? Because if that's evolution, the world will become an uglier place.
Then you must decended from the missing link, with that face.
if i wanted an insult staring contest, i would've replayed MI4.
I guess your are right, you can't really do anything else down there on your basement!
My insults are powerful and smarter than your sword or your wit. Try to much with the word Orange you scurvy dog!
I guess your are right, you can't really do anything else down there on your basement!
My insults are powerful and smarter than your sword or your wit. Try to much with the word Orange you scurvy dog!
Your insults are as weak and stupid as a puppy's yelp! You really are a strange and derange animal, you scurvy pup!
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Even when I am the second best pirate in the seven seas, no one dares to claim he is the first!
You know, people from civilized countries stopped barbecuing and eating dogs.
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Huh, I didn't think any of the Beast Folk escaped from Dr. Moreau's island.
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(Haha! Good comeback! No fair that you're insulting my TAIL)
Why don't you take a closer look? You might discover the winds of Flotsam!
Do they still call you Nancy, or you're past that period?
(Great responde - I love fart-jokes ; ) Sorry about the tail - nothing personal)
So you are really desperate to find a woman, aren't you?
Why do you have a dartboard painted on your butt?
(I'm gonna risk being a bit mean by taking your joke further, just remember, it's just a silly game, nothing personal
So that lousy pirates like you who want to kiss it find their way easier!
You look like something a cow would chew up then spit and step on.
(then let's continue butt-fart-etc. insults ;P)
I'm in luck! You look like somethin a cow would chew up, swallow and then... well, after that step on it.
I heared you bought a prostetic butt at Deadeye Dave's. Do you get kicked so often?
Awww, who spoiled the surprise? It's for you, Butthead!
Are you responsible for the Massacre of the Caribbean? I've heard that was one helluva burrito!
That was just a training. When I'm done with you, you'll learn what is helluva! (hey, that wasn't an insult on your side)
If not that beggar passing by, you would be calling me 'Dad'!
That's because you're not good enough to be called 'Father'
I've beaten more swordmasters than you can count!
I'm a pirate: not an intellectual. The the only math I can do is that you plus a shower would be nice once in a while.
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I'm invincible!
You stink worse than a barrel full of monkeys... and you're not as fun as one!
Geez you don't have to tell me your family's odour and activities! I already know you are a monkey's uncle!
I will put the words "scrawny and snivelling" on your tombstone once I run yer through.
I am sybex famous in every archipelago I've swashbuckled with my crew
That was perfect lol
Yeah i heard you were famous for turning tail and running away screaming like a girl whenever anybody pointed their sword at you.
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Yeah I heard that your crew are better pirates than you ever were!
Your mental capacity is as dull as your sword!
Do you have a disease or is your face just shaped like that?
It's not a diesease, it's evolution - but what can you know about it?
You don't have to entertain me with your lousy insults, beggar. I'll give you that piece o'eight anyway!
Is everybody in your family so...evolved as you? Because if that's evolution, the world will become an uglier place.
Then you must decended from the missing link, with that face.
I move so fast all you'll see is a blur.
My mighty voice will make you tremble!
Mine will shake the boat with sheer force of treble.
THAT'S your ship? I thought it was a dinghy.
My dinghy is bigger then yours!
No, that's not any good... let me get back to you on that one...
I thought you were a mature insult sword fighter. Perhaps you should go back to school.
My insults burn even the strongest of fighters.
You burn yourself, stop playing with lighters!
You child, you can't even tie your own shoes!
Your wearing boots too, what's your excuse?
Your sword fighting is as lousy as a baboon's dance.
And yours is worse than a little girl's prance.
Your movements are slower than a sloth.
I wanted to make sure you knew what I was doing, you snail.
Look, I want a sword fight, not you painting a portrait of me.
That's going to cost extra, bub. Where's my fee?
if i wanted an insult staring contest, i would've replayed MI4.
I guess your are right, you can't really do anything else down there on your basement!
My insults are powerful and smarter than your sword or your wit. Try to much with the word Orange you scurvy dog!
Your insults are as weak and stupid as a puppy's yelp! You really are a strange and derange animal, you scurvy pup!
I
Even when I am the second best pirate in the seven seas, no one dares to claim he is the first!
Who, your mother?
Oh... that was very bad.
I'll have you skewered, ya mangy cur!
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Huh, I didn't think any of the Beast Folk escaped from Dr. Moreau's island.
The sooner you realize how weak you are, the better!
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I am known for cutting throats and putting heads on a stick!
You could never hope to defeat me in battle!
I don't need to hope because I have already defeated you with this insult.
I will crush you like a cockroach!
A shame they last longer than you pal.
Close your mouth, your teeth look like a horse.
Stop it! Stop looking in that god damn mirror!
Your odour smells like dustbin full of monkey droppings
That is because you stepped on some of those droppings with your lousy footwork.
Ye will make a fine meal for the cannibals when i slice and dice yer!
Your a two course meal by the cannibal connoisseur guide.
Is that toupee made from guitar strings?
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Go cower behind a rock like the insect you are!
Atlest i can hide behind a rock,your so fat,you couldn't hide behind the moon
Your head is almost as big as your ego