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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Your survival rate is as small as your wazoo.

    -x-x-x-

    I amazed you even know which end of your sword to hold!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    This isn't a sword, and even if it was, You're still holding the wrong end of yours.
    I've met Super Mutants that are less ugly than you.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    They weren't super mutants, you just saw yourself in a mirror.

    -x-x-x-x-

    Soon you shall face the end of your life!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    It'll be a mercy killing, I can't stand looking at you for another second.
    When I'm done, they'll bury what's left off you in a SOUP CAAAAAN.
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    While they won't even be able to find your remains.
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    No need to say anything, fighting YOU is enough of an insult.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    I wouldn't need to say anything, While you were talking I cut off your ears.
    When you were born, the doctor dropped you on your head.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    When you were born, the doctor died of horror.

    -x-x-x-x-

    Your future looks increasingly bleak.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    But compared to yours, my future is heavenly!

    Your nose is uglier than mine!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Yes, but your sword is duller then mine.

    -x-x-x-x-

    I cannot fathom how you have survived this long.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    With a shotgun.
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    If you were any more of a pansy, I'd find you in a field of flowers.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    If you were any more of a coward, you'd never be found at all.

    -x-x-x-x-

    You shall fall beneath the steel of my blade!
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited August 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    You shall fall beneath the steel of my blade!
    To dig your grave, I will have to use it as my spade!
    I'm the queen of the seas, your downfall, your doom!
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited August 2009
    I would be glad if you could possible move back this thread to the Tales of Monkey Island, it's a game yes but also something that what Monkey Island is about, it belongs there in my opinion and as you see it lost some of its sharp once u moved it. You tolerated some threads out there that are less appropriate, sorry for trouble
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2009
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
    I would be glad if you could possible move back this thread to the Tales of Monkey Island, it's a game yes but also something that what Monkey Island is about, it belongs there in my opinion and as you see it lost some of its sharp once u moved it. You tolerated some threads out there that are less appropriate, sorry for trouble

    that has to be the best insult i have heard all day
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited August 2009
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    that has to be the best insult i have heard all day

    then be a good dog - sit, stay
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    I've met Super Mutants that are less ugly than you.

    Its good to see you attended ur family reunion :P

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    Your head is more sticky then the gum under my shoe!
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    Its good to see you attended ur family reunion :P

    ...........

    Your head is more sticky then the gum under my shoe!

    That would explain why you move so slowly!
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    You couldn't beat me with a whole army of men!
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    alexonfyre wrote: »
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    You couldn't beat me with a whole army of men!

    yeah we would fall laughing at you..

    even spongebob can outmatch ur wit
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    yeah we would fall laughing at you..

    even spongebob can outmatch ur wit

    More than shows you have the brain of a kid!
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    I could win this fight easily, but I refuse to hit a woman.
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    alexonfyre wrote: »
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    I could win this fight easily, but I refuse to hit a woman.

    Is this what u believe after ur sex change operation ?

    your face would give me a fortune if i sell it to the sheep lovers
  • wannabe_piratewannabe_pirate
    edited August 2009
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    Is this what u believe after ur sex change operation ?

    your face would give me a fortune if i sell it to the sheep lovers

    You really shouldn't do business with your family.


    You call yourself a pirate? My household plant is far more ferocious than ye!
  • alexonfyrealexonfyre
    edited August 2009
    wannabe_pirate wrote: »
    You really shouldn't do business with your family.


    You call yourself a pirate? My household plant is far more ferocious than ye!

    You really shouldn't talk about your wife like that!

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    I am going to beat you with both eyes closed!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    alexonfyre wrote: »
    I could win this fight easily, but I refuse to hit a woman.

    Why? Scared you might not win?

    You have the intelligence of a mentally challenged manatee!
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    tredlow wrote: »
    You have the intelligence of a mentally challenged manatee!

    Sorry i cant help it if I am smarter then you!

    When i am done with you..You will run faster then my DSL internet
  • FatDragonFatDragon
    edited August 2009
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    When i am done with you..You will run faster then my DSL internet

    You haven't switched over to broadband yet?

    If your blade's as dull as your wit, you're in for a beating!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    If your blade's as dull as your humour, I'll have fallen asleep.

    -x-x-x-x-x-

    I am the harbinger of your doom!
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    FatDragon wrote: »
    You haven't switched over to broadband yet?

    dsl is broadband :\ ...faster
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    -x-x-x-x-x-

    I am the harbinger of your doom!

    What ur gonna kill me with your english?

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    When i am Done with you ..even your soul will be begging to be cremated
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    Shhh! I can hear your soul right now, begging to be released from its foul meat prison.
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    A face like yours is just asking to be rearranged.
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    octochan wrote: »
    A face like yours is just asking to be rearranged.

    why? just because your girl has the hots for me?

    ....

    even piranhas would reject such a decomposed body as urs
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    As they've only half-eaten your face, I'd have to agree.

    -x-x-x-x-x-x-

    Once I've killed you, the world's average IQ will rise countless points!
  • Eddiejo6Eddiejo6
    edited August 2009
    Still when i kill you the world will smell better
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    You smell makes me go crazy
  • bugzbunny90bugzbunny90
    edited August 2009
    Eddiejo6 wrote: »
    You smell makes me go crazy

    argh yer plunder bunny said da same thing last nigh argh argh ;) ;)



    your just like yer msn messenger..old and outdated !
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    bugzbunny90 wrote: »
    your just like yer msn messenger..old and outdated !
    You're just like Linux - hopeless and unwanted.

    -x-x-x-x-

    I'm gonna tear you limb from limb!
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    I'm gonna tear you limb from limb!

    With those womanly fingers of yours you couldn't even tear a daisy apart.

    ****

    When I'm through with you even your sword will be thankful!
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    feuerschein wrote: »
    When I'm through with you even your sword will be thankful!

    It will trully be grateful for deliverance from your pathetic swordplay.
    Your sails look like they were woven from your mommy's panties.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Arwald wrote: »
    Your sails look like they were woven from your mommy's panties.

    HER panties are better than your rotten cloth.

    +++

    When I see your face, I'd love to have a rubber and delete all faults!
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    feuerschein wrote: »
    When I see your face, I'd love to have a rubber and delete all faults!

    I wonder if that's what you did to yourself as well, for your face looks so blurred and blotchy
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    You don't need a sword, your stench can do the job!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    And your stench can not only do the job, but sink a ship from 5 miles away!

    If you looked into a mirror, you'd be filled with shards of glass
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    If you looked into a mirror, you'd be filled with shards of glass

    At least my reflection would've had courage to fight me, yours would simply run away if you approached!

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    When you board your ship all rats abandon it.
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