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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Surely that's two insults..?

    That's my excuse. What's yours? /// My spine's working fine. It's your brain that's not in working order.

    There's nowhere in the world you'll be safe from me!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    Surely that's two insults..?

    There's nowhere in the world you'll be safe from me!

    Obviously, in front of your blade.
    I've seen children fight with better skills.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Well maybe you should have let them fight instead of you.

    -x-

    Nobody can match wits with the likes of me!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Nope, nobody can match your abysmally dull wit. and nobody ever will.
    ---
    You're so cheap that you pirated the games played at a Penny arcade.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2009
    You're so cheap that you pirated the games played at a Penny arcade.

    But still managed, to buy a better sword than you.
    ---
    I've seen Drunks with more grace than you.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Nice to see you're still with your wife.

    -x-

    I'll leave your body so full of holes, people will think you're a sieve.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    Wow, i dont think you can do that to me, i work with Hulk

    ***

    If you try to attack me you will be dead because you always hold your blade backward when charging as fast as you can at someone.

    *sees darth marsden charge at me as fast as he can, when he runs into me to kill me he dies* told you
  • HaydenHayden
    edited September 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    If you try to attack me you will be dead because you always hold your blade backward when charging as fast as you can at someone.

    My blade is double-sided fool!

    None of my enemies have fought me and lived to tell the tale!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    i simply say hi when you are charging at me with the double sided word and you cry all day for your mommy.

    Loser.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited September 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    i simply say hi when you are charging at me with the double sided word and you cry all day for your mommy.

    Loser.

    I have never lost and never will!

    I will suffocate you with my breath!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    I've smelled your breath - you're right, no surviving that.

    -x-

    I shall make you suffer 'til the day you die!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    You're going to be following me for that long?
    ---
    I'll end you without breaking a sweat
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Good to see your anti-perspirant is more effective then you are.

    -x-x-

    I'll slice you into itty bitty bits!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    ill do the same to you accept have a cannibal eat your bits.

    ***

    I will throw a sword at your groin.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Ah, your hidden desires are becoming manifest again.

    -x-x-

    I shall bury you six feet under!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Don't forget the shovel this time.
    ---
    You don't know whether you're coming or going.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    You don't know whether you're winning or losing.

    -x-x-

    I'm so fast, you won't even know I've been here.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    Im so fast you cant even hear me talk.
    You: What?
    Told you.

    ***

    I eat so much I could eat you in one bite, *eats* sorry.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Oh, so that's why you're so fat.

    -x-x-x-

    Soon I shall bathe in your blood!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »

    Soon I shall bathe in your blood!

    I don't think even my blood, could vanquish your stench.
    xxxx

    Soon, you'll be carrying your head.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    At least I'm not carrying the stench of failure.

    -x-x-x-

    Fall to your knees and beg for mercy!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    I didn't know you could quote self help books.
    ---
    You're about as useful as a Sniper on 2fort.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Well you are about as useful as a chao on SA2B! (SA2B = Sonic Adventure 2 Battle)

    ---

    I will use a bazooka and shoot your groin infinite times!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited October 2009
    Not only is that not my crotch ZM, THAT'S NOT A BAZOOKA.
    -x-x-x-
    There's a higher chance of me getting a hat than there is of you beating me.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited October 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    Not only is that not my crotch ZM, THAT'S NOT A BAZOOKA.
    -x-x-x-
    There's a higher chance of me getting a hat than there is of you beating me.

    Well, you need somthing to cover up, that hideous toupee.
    xxxx
    Be prepared to fall at a swipe of my blade.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Well, you need somthing to cover up, that hideous toupee.
    xxxx
    Be prepared to fall at a swipe of my blade.

    your ,,blade,, is so small you never get laid:D

    xxxx

    Is that your head? Cause it looks like an ass!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2009
    No, that's a mirror

    Your so dumb, I bet a pile of wood can beat you in an IQ test.
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Your so dumb, I bet a pile of wood can beat you in an IQ test.

    What tells that about you when I beat you in everything else?

    For your own safety we shouldn't go any further.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Katsuro wrote: »
    What tells that about you when I beat you in everything else?

    For your own safety we shouldn't go any further.

    You're just scared cause it's you who i will murder!!!

    The thing between us isn't called war, since the winner is already known.
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    You're just scared cause it's you who i will murder!!!

    The thing between us isn't called war, since the winner is already known.

    And thats why we must hurry! My winner party is waiting for me.

    Geez, even a rock is more agile than you!
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Katsuro wrote: »
    And thats why we must hurry! My winner party is waiting for me.

    Geez, even a rock is more agile than you!

    says the guy who's as agile as a poo...

    you call that skill? That's just rubbish.
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    says the guy who's as agile as a poo...

    you call that skill? That's just rubbish.

    Ah sorry, I'll stop mirroring your style then.

    When I'm done with you the whole Caribbean will laugh at your incompetence.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    you aren't mirroring my style you are acting like yourself, and then eating crap like it is a blueberry muffin!

    xxx


    i will get a cannibal after you!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    He'll prefer me because you taste like tofu! (?)

    I'll paint the world black with your despair!
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    The only thing you'll be painting is your boxers, a smelly shade of brown!

    None can evade the reach of my blade!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Well atleast mine won't be brown AND yellow
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    Where should I put my sword and watch you flail?
    __________________
    Upon your life, I put a spot the black colour of your demise!
  • nitsujsedohrnitsujsedohr
    edited October 2009
    Pantagruel's Friend wrote: »
    Destroying you will make the world a better place!

    How Appropirate, destroying you would be a real pleasure!
  • nitsujsedohrnitsujsedohr
    edited October 2009
    Gryffalio wrote: »
    Only cabbages and potatoes would fear your swordplay!

    the doctor told me you were talking to plants again, time to change meds

    ___________

    I am a Caribbean death machine
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    nitsujsedohr wrote: »
    How Appropirate, destroying you would be a real pleasure!

    you are not aloud to choose a person, it has to be the person above you, you can not go back a long time and choose that one!


    and by the way, IZ FIRIN' MAH' LAZOR AT YA'!
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