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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Arwald wrote: »
    When you board your ship all rats abandon it.

    Only because they are driven to yours, they smell their kin!

    --

    When you were born, your mother asked if one could swop you for something more human.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    When you started school they asked if they could "swop" you for something more intelligent.
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    You're so bad at everything that you play as a W+M1 Pyro.
  • FatDragonFatDragon
    edited August 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    When you started school they asked if they could "swop" you for something more intelligent.
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    You're so bad at everything that you play as a W+M1 Pyro.

    And you're so bad at life that you know what that means.

    I've killed lice more dangerous than you!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Unless there's a strong breeze over there, I don't think you got them all.

    -x-x-x-x-

    You're face to face with the most dangerous man on the seven seas!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    You're face to face with the most dangerous man on the seven seas!

    Yes, your sword fighting technique makes people laugh to death.

    My muscles are mightier than a fleet of pirates!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    And you smell worse then them all put together.

    -x-x-x-x-

    Any last words before I slice you to pieces?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Darth Marsden wrote: »
    Any last words before I slice you to pieces?

    Yes. You better lay that down or you might accidently hurt somebody.

    +++

    I once fell asleep while playing Bridge with my grandmother. It was as exciting as watching you trying to fight.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    I once fell asleep after sleeping with your mother. I can see you're both as easy to please.

    -x-x-x-x-

    There is nothing you can say to escape my wrath!
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    Luckily, unlike you, I have other fighting skills besides windbagging.
    You look like one of Stan's Previously-Owned Pirates.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Arwald wrote: »
    You look like one of Stan's Previously-Owned Pirates.

    How appropriate. You look like one of Michael Jackson's Previously-Owned-Faces.

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    Did you have dancing-lessons? Because your moves remind me of the Dying Swan.
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    I guess YOU took chess-lessons: you move like a rook, but are just a simple pawn.
    Fear not, your death will be swift and painless.
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Arwald wrote: »
    Fear not, your death will be swift and painless.

    Let's get it over with then, please. Can't be worse than your insults, lame and painful.

    +++

    If you were on my crew, I'd tarre and feather you because you're even less fearful than a parrot.
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    Well, that still would have been a definite improvement over sailing under such a lousy captain!
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    You don't need to be insulted, you are an insult to yourself!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2009
    well, your moms an insult to herself but you don't see me complaining about that, ye sissy!

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    why, you smell of rodent hair
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    why, you smell of rodent hair

    Well, that's because I made your most faithful companion change sides. Even the rats are now leaving you!

    +++

    Has your mother never been over the fact that you weren't a girl or why do you move as if you're on high heels?
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    No, I was too busy spending time with your mother.

    -x-x-x-x-x-

    Your lack of skills shall be your undoing!
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    Where did you catch that witty word? Had your mother complained a lot, how she would have loved to undo YOU?
    I'll send you back to your grave, you goulishly ugly creature!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2009
    If you keep treating yourself like trash, one day your going to kill yourself

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    you fight like a fireman
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    How appropriate, to end this conflagration I will extinguish your very hopes of victory!
    You are but a minor nuisance, I've seen flies more menacing than you!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    Probably because you've seen every fly in existence with your stench.
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    You fight like a sack of wet bricks in an elevator.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2009
    Arwald wrote: »
    How appropriate, to end this conflagration I will extinguish your very hopes of victory!

    I was hoping you would say
    How appropriate you fight like a fire
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    You fight like a sack of wet bricks in an elevator.
    You fight like a bag of cold snot on an escalator.

    -x-x-x-x-x-

    You'd best back away, before you hurt yourself.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    Great advice to yourself.
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    You're so crazy that when the used car salesman saw you, he said "DAAAAAAAAAMN!"
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    When the used car salesman saw you, he ran himself over to avoid spending another second in yor company.

    -x-x-x-x-x-

    You clearly don't have a leg to stand on!
  • ArwaldArwald
    edited August 2009
    Fine, then I'll just stand on your grave when I'm done with you.
    A flipped coint has more chance to land on it's edge, then you have to defeat me!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    And the chances of you beating me is roughly equal to that of it being a cold day in hell.
    You're more annoying than Madonna. FREAKIN' MADONNA.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    You're more irritating then Bob Geldof, Bono and Paris Hilton combined.

    -x-x-x-x-

    After I kill you, I think I'll pay your mother a little visit!
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    After I kill you, I think I'll pay your mother a little visit!

    You're way to obsessed with my mother. Want to see where my glory comes from, aye?

    +++

    You must have been a monkey in your previous life. The only thing you do is hang around all day, even when you're fighting!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    You must have been an ant in your previous life. People just walk right over you.

    -x-

    I'm as fast as lightning and more dangerous then fire!
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    Ah, that would explain why you look so burned out and in shock.

    ***********

    I kill three guys like you before breakfast every day!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited August 2009
    No wonder you're so easy to beat - you must be shattered!

    -x-x-x-x-

    There isn't a man alive who doesn't tremble at my name!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Since no-one else is doing it...
    Yeah, they're all laughing too hard.

    -x-x-x-

    I've seen women fight better then you!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    I've seen 8-month old corpses that look better than you!

    ***

    You call that brawn? I call it SCRAWN...Y!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    You call that a sword? I call is a fraud!

    -x-x-x-

    I lost more fingers then you've won battles!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    Excellent, then you won't be able to use any of your limbs in the ensuing fight.

    *****

    You may as well give up now, or you'll miss that all-you-can-eat buffet you've been meaning to take advantage of.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Are you kidding? You ARE the all-you-can-eat buffet!

    -x-x-x-

    Behold, I am your nightmares come to life!
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited September 2009
    Strange, you don't look like my wife... (HIYO!)
    You fight like you're trying to lose
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    Of course I am. If I win, who will I make of? Your corpse?

    ***

    You make idiots look like geniuses!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited September 2009
    no, that would be you...I make geniuses look like idiots

    You remind me of a dead guy i once knew
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    Why yes, I do look like a Spartan. *kicks you into a bottomless pit*

    ***

    You know you're too weak and pathetic to beat me in a fight. Give up now, and you can keep your spine in working order!
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