Yer right: yer stench qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
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Hey shorty, come back when ye've gained a few more years.
It will only take seconds to put you in tears
Your form is wobbly then a bowl full of Jell-O
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STOP! Cease and desist!
(I know this probably wasn't supposed to be an insults but I couldn't resist :P)
Where did you get your fencing skills from, a cereal box?
At least mine were good, yours came with those socks?
Try not to faint when you see your blood!
Try not to faint when feel my strength!
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Give up now; you have no hope.
Talking to yourself? You stupid dope!
Is that your nose or is it your sword?
Doesn't matter. Either way things are about to get messy.
You look like something the monkey dragged in!
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Do you usually look like that, or did someone put a bucket of mud over your door?
Joke's on you. That's not mud!
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Your lack of wit is why Insult sword fighting is getting boring!
Your lack of wit is why Insult sword fighting is getting boring![/QUOTE]
Your dull tongue sounds like a drunk pirate snoring.
If my choices were to fight you or walk the plank, I'd do the latter.
Fighting you is like fighting an old man.
My crew calls me "Old Man Rivers," cause I outlive everyone of my opponents.
(Actually, that sounds better as a started insult then a response. So...)
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My crew calls me "Old Man Rivers," cause I outlive everyone of my opponents.
Which hand am I going to beat you with, my left or my right?
With moves like that, you should be more concerned with your sight!
My walls are lined with the skulls of my enemies!
Just to let you know I got rich off of fighting losers like you.
Well it's time to pay up, your debts are long overdue!
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Soon you'll be wearing your ship as a coffin at the bottom of the ocean!
I'd rather kiss a rat than being your pal.
And I rather wish that you'd keep your rodent romancing to yourself, gal!
My ship's sails are propelled not by wind, but the sheer terror of enemies!
True, YOUR sheer terror of your enemies that is!
I´m a respected pirate all over the carribean, unerring with my sword, swift with my tongue.
I'll dispatch you and still have time for lunch.
That was before you ended up in jail for petty theft.
A monkey's uncle would be a better opponent for you.
Even though you lost to a monkey's Granny named Lou.
If this is your tactics, you'll be finished in a sec.
Yep. That's how long it'll take me to beat you.
I can't tell if you're fighting or having a fit.
Your spastic insults are no match for my wit.
I hope you're prepared to meet your maker!
Your next meeting is with an undertaker!
With my sharp sword I'll cut you in twain!
I'll slice you up like theres no tomorrow!
Today's the day that you'll feel sorrow!
You have a face that only a monkey could love.
So did your mother, if push comes to shove.
I've never seen a pirate as pathetic as you!
I am rubber, you are glue
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Even when you gathered ones for your crew?
I m respected of my fight, both at land and the sea!
Respected? Dissected is what you'll soon be.
I'm a pirate so mean that there's ne'er been one meaner!
Yer right: yer stench qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment.
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Hey shorty, come back when ye've gained a few more years.
It will only take seconds to put you in tears
Your form is wobbly then a bowl full of Jell-O
I LOL'd.
Still so nicer than yours, that it turns you yellow.
Your insults weak, your blade will break!
At least my sword doesn't already look like it's broken.
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I heard they were writing a book about you: All of Life's Problems.
Yeah. It will out sell yours. How to be an idiot.
your ship is as ugly as a monkey in a negligee.
Why are you comparing my ship with your mother?
What mad scientist implanted a monkey's brain in your skull?
Same scientist that removed yours!
Judging from your face, your mother must have been married to your fathers ass