And you have the brains (and stains) of a mens' room toilet seat. (Because... you know... you broke rule no. 1).
Judging by your manners I'd say you were raised on the street.
And you have the brains (and stains) of a mens' room toilet seat. (Because... you know... you broke rule no. 1).
Judging by your manners I'd say you were raised on the street.
Yes sorry :S I forgot about it.
It's better that way 'cause I escaped from you and your high society disease.
Your brains match your smell and believe me that's not a pleasant one.
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And you look like a cow.
You are boring like Star Wars console games.
For your snoring there are no appropriate names.
I am the best as just must admit!
I would, but to waste it on you - thats not worth a dime.
To me, you look just like a piece of meat.
Judging by your manners I'd say you were raised on the street.
Yes sorry :S I forgot about it.
It's better that way 'cause I escaped from you and your high society disease.
Your brains match your smell and believe me that's not a pleasant one.
well, at least i know how to wipe my own bum!
your face reminds me of a freshly dropped pie!
Mine's overpowering; yours just disgusting!
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Only someone as low as you would pirate Tales of Monkey Islandtm
(Hey, ive boght the game though)
All enemies i fight get overcome by angst!
What enemies? You mean the ones in your dreams?
I can't even imagine you using a sword.
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When your sleeping with the fish's, send them my regards.
The mere presence of you makes me cringe.
Only because you rust your hinge ( yeah im no good at this )
I am rubber, you are glue :P
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Where were you when I needed a mop?
So you got that Housemaid job after all eh? Masters calling, better move along, chop chop.
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Ive seen nose hairs with more integrity than you.
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I didn't know they made swords short enough for you.
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You're so vain you'll end up dying in your own arms.
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If only your wit was as sharp as your blade!
Too bad it's gonna open you up so I can see how you're made.
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Atleast I'm smart enough to keep it from getting dull.
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A candle would put up a better fight than you.
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Did your mum dress you this morning?
You have too many flaws to count.
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I can outwit you in my sleep!
I have killed thousands of people like you.
I almost feel sorry that you have to live with yourself.
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Give up, before your in tears!
Oh my, is that an onion peeler? I thought this was a swordfight.
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My sword skills are mightier than the swordmaster herself.
HA! Carla will hang you for saying that, foolish whelp!
I see you cower in fear before my might!
No-one can beat me, no-one alive!
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You're so old you still listen to jive!
At least I'm so young, I'm still alive.
When this first episode comes, I will be unstoppable!
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If I have to wait much longer, you'll see my nasty side!
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Make haste, I have an appointment to attend later this day.
Don't worry, I'll get you to yer grave with no delay.
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You look like you were born from a hive.
How appropriate, you fight like a beekeeper.
I've been drinkin' grog all night, but ye and yer blurry twin brother are no match for me!
Look behind you a Six-Headed monkey!
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Quit now or be late for your download!
Only two? Are you sure? Drink some more, you'll see us three!
I'll crash you like the message board!
If you talk smart, I'll push you offshore in a bumper car boat.
I can't stop looking for the dowload-button to finally appear.
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Time is short, just like you!