Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • edited July 2009
    You fight like a flooring inspector.

    And you look like a cow.

    You are boring like Star Wars console games.
  • edited July 2009
    Aww, come on Snugglecakes! Make it rhyme!
  • edited July 2009
    Aww, come on Snugglecakes! Make it rhyme!
    I'm not Edward, but I'll try anyway.
    You fight like a flooring inspector.
    You're funny like a funeral director!
    You are boring like Star Wars console games.
    For your snoring there are no appropriate names.
    I am the best as just must admit!
  • edited July 2009
    Aww, come on Snugglecakes! Make it rhyme!

    I would, but to waste it on you - thats not worth a dime. :p
  • edited July 2009
    Mad Mary wrote: »
    I'm not Edward, but I'll try anyway.

    You're funny like a funeral director!


    For your snoring there are no appropriate names.
    I am the best as just must admit!

    To me, you look just like a piece of meat.
  • edited July 2009
    Ankalagon wrote: »
    To me, you look just like a piece of meat.
    And you have the brains (and stains) of a mens' room toilet seat. (Because... you know... you broke rule no. 1).


    Judging by your manners I'd say you were raised on the street.
  • edited July 2009
    Marduk wrote: »
    And you have the brains (and stains) of a mens' room toilet seat. (Because... you know... you broke rule no. 1).


    Judging by your manners I'd say you were raised on the street.

    Yes sorry :S I forgot about it.

    It's better that way 'cause I escaped from you and your high society disease. :)

    Your brains match your smell and believe me that's not a pleasant one.
  • edited July 2009
    Ankalagon wrote: »
    Your brains match your smell and believe me that's not a pleasant one.

    well, at least i know how to wipe my own bum!


    your face reminds me of a freshly dropped pie!
  • edited July 2009
    Ankalagon wrote: »
    Yes sorry :S I forgot about it.

    It's better that way 'cause I escaped from you and your high society disease. :)

    Your brains match your smell and believe me that's not a pleasant one.

    Mine's overpowering; yours just disgusting!

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    Only someone as low as you would pirate Tales of Monkey Islandtm
  • edited July 2009
    Only one as stuck up as you would look down on pirates
    (Hey, ive boght the game though)


    All enemies i fight get overcome by angst!
  • edited July 2009
    Crakker wrote: »
    Only one as stuck up as you would look down on pirates
    (Hey, ive boght the game though)


    All enemies i fight get overcome by angst!

    What enemies? You mean the ones in your dreams?


    I can't even imagine you using a sword.
  • edited July 2009
    Ankalagon wrote: »
    I can't even imagine you using a sword.
    No need, I'll just throw you over board!

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    When your sleeping with the fish's, send them my regards.
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote:
    When your sleeping with the fish's, send them my regards.
    I will, after I have torn you apart.
    The mere presence of you makes me cringe.
  • edited July 2009
    Mad Mary wrote: »
    I will, after I have torn you apart.
    The mere presence of you makes me cringe.

    Only because you rust your hinge ( yeah im no good at this )


    I am rubber, you are glue :P
  • edited July 2009
    oleshikaru wrote: »
    I am rubber, you are glue :P
    Thats not an insult...

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    Where were you when I needed a mop?
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote: »



    Where were you when I needed a mop?




    So you got that Housemaid job after all eh? Masters calling, better move along, chop chop.

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    Ive seen nose hairs with more integrity than you.
  • edited July 2009
    Ive seen nose hairs with more integrity than you.
    It must be terrible always Looking Up to people.

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    I didn't know they made swords short enough for you.
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote: »
    It must be terrible always Looking Up to people.

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    I didn't know they made swords short enough for you.
    It's not the size that matters, it's the "stabbing you to death" with them that counts.

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    You're so vain you'll end up dying in your own arms.
  • edited July 2009
    At least I'll still have mine while I live!

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    If only your wit was as sharp as your blade!
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote: »
    At least I'll still have mine while I live!

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    If only your wit was as sharp as your blade!


    Too bad it's gonna open you up so I can see how you're made.

    or

    Atleast I'm smart enough to keep it from getting dull.

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    A candle would put up a better fight than you.
  • edited July 2009
    I've never met anyone so Wiki!

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    Did your mum dress you this morning?
  • edited July 2009
    No, but yours did!


    You have too many flaws to count.
  • edited July 2009
    Crakker wrote: »
    You have too many flaws to count.
    You never learned the number zero?

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    I can outwit you in my sleep!
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote:
    I can outwit you in my sleep!
    While I hit you till you weep!
    I have killed thousands of people like you.
  • edited July 2009
    Good thing for them that I'm one of a kind.

    I almost feel sorry that you have to live with yourself.
  • edited July 2009
    Anythings better than living with you!

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    Give up, before your in tears!
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote: »
    Anythings better than living with you!

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    Give up, before your in tears!

    Oh my, is that an onion peeler? I thought this was a swordfight.

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    My sword skills are mightier than the swordmaster herself.
  • edited July 2009
    Rubberduck wrote: »
    Oh my, is that an onion peeler? I thought this was a swordfight.

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    My sword skills are mightier than the swordmaster herself.


    HA! Carla will hang you for saying that, foolish whelp!
    I see you cower in fear before my might!
  • edited July 2009
    From the size of your stomach, im afraid you might bite


    No-one can beat me, no-one alive!
  • edited July 2009
    Crakker wrote: »
    No-one can beat me, no-one alive!
    Nobody would bother, you fight like you're 5.

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    You're so old you still listen to jive!
  • edited July 2009
    Your erection is as late as Monkey Island Screaming Narwhal's release.
  • edited July 2009
    Marduk wrote: »
    Nobody would bother, you fight like you're 5.

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    You're so old you still listen to jive!

    At least I'm so young, I'm still alive.
    When this first episode comes, I will be unstoppable!
  • edited July 2009
    thatdude98 wrote: »
    When this first episode comes, I will be unstoppable!
    You need new insults, that badly?

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    If I have to wait much longer, you'll see my nasty side!
  • edited July 2009
    For you that monkey over there'd make a lovely bride!

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    Make haste, I have an appointment to attend later this day.
  • edited July 2009
    Kyo555 wrote: »
    For you that monkey over there'd make a lovely bride!

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    Make haste, I have an appointment to attend later this day.

    Don't worry, I'll get you to yer grave with no delay.

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    You look like you were born from a hive.
  • edited July 2009
    You look like you were born from a hive.

    How appropriate, you fight like a beekeeper.


    I've been drinkin' grog all night, but ye and yer blurry twin brother are no match for me!
  • edited July 2009
    I've been drinkin' grog all night, but ye and yer blurry twin brother are no match for me!

    Look behind you a Six-Headed monkey!

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    Quit now or be late for your download!
  • edited July 2009
    I've been drinkin' grog all night, but ye and yer blurry twin brother are no match for me!

    Only two? Are you sure? Drink some more, you'll see us three!

    I'll crash you like the message board!
  • edited July 2009
    xzodia wrote: »
    Look behind you a Six-Headed monkey!

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    Quit now or be late for your download!

    If you talk smart, I'll push you offshore in a bumper car boat.


    I can't stop looking for the dowload-button to finally appear.
  • edited July 2009
    Kyo555 wrote: »
    I can't stop looking for the dowload-button to finally appear.
    Can't be long now, do not fear!

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    Time is short, just like you!
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