too bad you've dropped out of kindergarten and never learned how to use it!
I don't care what you say! You're just a generic character passing by, while I'm already a star of 5 games!
*snigger* *evil giggle* *lolrotfdcssie* that's by far one of the best.
oh yeah, a new comeback and insult:
Don't make me laugh! You couldn't be Guybrush even if he bit you!
I'll steal all your pieces of eight right here, right now. You don't need 'em, do you!
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure!*
Rule 8.
I suppose I should make rule 8 clearer. What I meant by
# Plagiarism, just not from other users on this forum :P (use your best judgement. If that isn’t enough ask the user in question).
was "Don't steal insults from other members of the forums". Using famous quotes is ok. (Somebody already ripped off Jack Leanard. I think it was me. Good show on giving him credit, though).
Getting tired old timer? I'm still feeling sublime!
Funny, that insult stunk worse than dog poo!
I've seen more teeth on a parrot!
That was before you broke all yours on a carrot.
I insult you out of jealousy and spite! (because I'm probably not going to get to play SOMI: SE for weeks.)
Stop fencing like a raccoon in a cage!
(Doesn't make much sense, I know, but I got three rhymes after all. )
lol, nah its a good one, but funny thing i was thinking to say some insult involing raccoon as well, something about the smell probably but then change it to the baboon one
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Well, a feather would be stronger than your bare hands.
My mighty sword can cut oceans in half.
Thats the second stupidest insult i've heard, but at least it gave me laugh.
Hmm.. lemme try that again
But when you actually try to raise it, you realize you're no strong enough?
So-so...
And "might" is hard to say when it comes to your behalf.
Oh well
Please just stop with your insults, i'll let you win.
Are you sure about that?
I won't give in, not till a thousand weasels jump into your underpants!
Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, you pervert!
You will have two glass eyes after I'm done with you!
You fight like a drunken monkey.
You fight like an anxious ape!
You fight like a gimpy gibbon.
Such unneccessary illiteration suggests that you're fibbin'
My pen is mightier than your sword!
too bad you've dropped out of kindergarten and never learned how to use it!
I don't care what you say! You're just a generic character passing by, while I'm already a star of 5 games!
*snigger* *evil giggle* *lolrotfdcssie* that's by far one of the best.
oh yeah, a new comeback and insult:
Don't make me laugh! You couldn't be Guybrush even if he bit you!
I'll steal all your pieces of eight right here, right now. You don't need 'em, do you!
If you're practicing to be a bum, you need to work on your customer relation skills.
My muscles are a fortress of pain!
You can tell you've been working out, by your sweat stain!
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You're no match for my stinging sword!
YOU'RE no match for my monkey horde! I guess we're even then.
Do yourself a favor and go jump off a cliff.
I'll take your mammoth corpse to break my fall.
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At this trial by fire, you'll get no appeal!
Too bad you're gonna get burned!
My blade has taken the lives of a thousand men!
Nice to meet you, Monsieur Guillotin. Let's see how you handle a sword.
From MY cutlass blade, there is no escape.
I'll take the cutlass, if I could just escape from your breath!
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Yer the most boring pirate to ever set sail. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
It was already cracked cause you passed it without warning.
How dare ye take me on with a plastic sword?
So my real one will stay clean after I scored.
You think you can beat me? You and what horde?
*Yawn* is that the best you can do? I'm rather bored.
I've sailed all seven seas, and nothing could even compare to your ugliness.
Trying to hit me? You'll utterly fail.
But sooner or later my wit will prevail.
You have agility of a drunken gorrila.
Your mother's beard is bigger than yours.
So you still practise with your siblings.
Woah, are we related?
I know. Just look at you!
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I once saw a play about a drunken bum off the streets. You remind me of him!
You're about as appealing as a screaming Narwhal.
I don't like being compared to your mother that way.
My blade has bested a thousand men without falling.
You fight like a girl scout.
Substitute Chemistry Teacher!
I'll teach you a lesson you won't soon forget!
Hanging's too good for a dog like you!
You only look tough because your mum was an ugly b@$#!*
I speak in first hand when I say you mother is impure.
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure!*
1. Modified this line from one in the game No More Heroes
2. Courtesy of Jack E. Leonard
Edit:
Does it comply with Rule 9 now?
I suppose I should make rule 8 clearer. What I meant by was "Don't steal insults from other members of the forums". Using famous quotes is ok. (Somebody already ripped off Jack Leanard. I think it was me. Good show on giving him credit, though).
Your as cowerdly as one.
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Getting pretty late. Isn't it past your bedtime?
Funny, that insult stunk worse than dog poo!
I've seen more teeth on a parrot!
That was before you broke all yours on a carrot.
I insult you out of jealousy and spite! (because I'm probably not going to get to play SOMI: SE for weeks.)
(Or: When your mother chewed a carrot?)
EDIT: ooops, I was a bit slow... Jealous of me? Well, that's alright.
You're the worst pirate I have ever fought.
You actually HANDLE A SWORD? Who would have tought
Stop dancing like baboon on stage.
(Doesn't make much sense, I know, but I got three rhymes after all.
Prepare to die - now you'll feel my rage!
lol, nah its a good one, but funny thing i was thinking to say some insult involing raccoon as well, something about the smell probably
That's a line you've been peddling since the ice age!
You're about as fearsome as a cat in a blanket.
Is it a really EVIL looking blanket?
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Murray...