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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    I hope for your sake you didn't bet very much. Pay up.

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    You're too ugly for words.
  • rebel pk rrebel pk r
    edited March 2010
    What, your too scared to even talk?

    hahahaha!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    Ha you are in so much shock of your defeat that you have to constantly laugh to hide your shame.

    no man can survive my SMILIES OF DEATH:):(:confused::mad::p;):D:o:rolleyes::cool::eek: :guybrush::winslow:
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Didn't take your pills today, I take it?

    I'll cut off your arm and beat you with it!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    tredlow wrote: »
    Didn't take your pills today, I take it?

    I'll cut off your arm and beat you with it!

    What's wrong with your sword? Too blunt to do anything with?

    Your brain has about as much knowledge as your slow computer has RAM!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Same goes to you, but mine doesn't crash often.

    Your swordplay belongs in a dance recital.
  • TheMadSpinTheMadSpin
    edited March 2010
    Hmm, I came here looking for insult sword fighting and stumbled in on a tea party. I hope one of you rag dolls saved me some cake.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    TheMadSpin wrote: »
    Hmm, I came here looking for insult sword fighting and stumbled in on a tea party. I hope one of you rag dolls saved me some cake.

    Aargh!! Say an insult! SAY AN INSULT!!

    Fine, I'll do it.

    Your swordplay is quite full of suckage, I shall nominate you to the suckage awards for most suckage-filled swordplay.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    What couldent think of a better word for suckage

    your dog was delicious, your cat yummy, your birds so good, and now to eat the dummy(you)
  • TheMadSpinTheMadSpin
    edited March 2010
    tredlow wrote: »
    Aargh!! Say an insult! SAY AN INSULT!!

    I was able to insult your sword-fighting and your intelligence in the same swing, but I aimed for your head, so you didn't even notice. Now wipe your tears with a doily, grab a thesaurus and see if you can't recover your...hmm...let's call them wits.
  • nashuacatgreennashuacatgreen
    edited March 2010
    You're as dumb as Barak Obama.
  • TheMadSpinTheMadSpin
    edited March 2010
    I'm not sure what to do when someone complements you. If that last swing was supposed to be an insult I can only respond with, "Stop hitting yourself."
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    Yes skipping my insult is allright, no dont worry.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    your dog was delicious, your cat yummy, your birds so good, and now to eat the dummy(you)

    Pick on someone your own species! No, not me, I'm human.

    You can't even cut a tomato with that dull thing!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    At least I dont hug soft and squishy things like you (teddy bears)

    You know, that avatar of yours kinda looks like the contents of your brain
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    So, An awesome avatar of an sbcg4ap glitch isnt intellegent.:D

    your face makes even the strongest of people vomit.
  • AvzinElkeinAvzinElkein
    edited March 2010
    You say that since you don't like Wallace and Gromit.

    I'd see you in Hell, but you'd get kicked out for being so boring.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    At least noone complains about my snoring!

    You must be so incompetent, you drink biscuits and eat milk!
  • doodinthemooddoodinthemood
    edited March 2010
    That's already more skilled than a man of your ilk

    Your breath is so foul, it could fumigate a house!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    Your breathe is so foul when you went to mars, we figured out why there is no life there.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Insult me, dammit! INSULT ME!!

    A sword to your head is the best thing anyone can do to improve the world.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    A sword through your head is the only way to improve the universe

    My powers are strong and yours are weak.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Gman5852 should be banned because- Oop Aak Eek!

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    I'll send you to the Crossroads faster than you can say "...no! Don't impale me!".
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Since I would never say that, I guess I have plenty of time.

    You talk tough, but your muscles say otherwise!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Still hearing voices, eh?
    You smell like a barnyard full of rotten eggs!
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited April 2010
    That's called masculinity. You should get some.

    I once met a crazy-Jesus-hobo who had more friends than you.
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited April 2010
    True, True but only one person likes you.

    I understand from the scars on your back you ran from every fight.
  • aerbilaerbil
    edited April 2010
    Oh ive seen you fight i think your trying to describe yourself
  • R.A.9R.A.9
    edited May 2013
    My Sword is as sharp as my Wit!!
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited May 2013
    Good then there is no risk that you will cut yourself

    You are more fragile than porcelain
  • R.A.9R.A.9
    edited May 2013
    No need to act the goat!!!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited May 2013
    No need to bring your family into this.

    You'd run away from your own shadow.
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited May 2013
    Just because you find it frightening doesn't mean everyone else does

    You fight like a rat
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited May 2013
    If that's the case, then you fight like swiss cheese.

    Don't you have something better to do?
  • HudomonkeyHudomonkey
    edited May 2013
    You're right you are a complete waste of my follow through
    You are as soft as a pillow
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    You’re “muscles” are even softer.

    I have buns of steel!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2013
    That would be impressive if you didn't also have a glass jaw.


    You're so fat, you could take dieting tips from a hippopotamus.
  • R.A.9R.A.9
    edited May 2013
    At least I'm not taking tips from an elephant like you did!!!

    You smell worst than a Dunny Budgie!!!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2013
    It’s better than smelling like you.

    My dog looks prettier than you do.
  • gimmeseason2gimmeseason2
    edited May 2013
    poop head
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