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  • FUCK HUGO WITH A SHARP STICK

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Dat person who didn't care about what Hugo did xD

  • RIP MARIE AND BECKY

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    FUCK HUGO WITH A SHARP STICK

  • FUCK HUGO

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    RIP MARIE AND BECKY

  • Hugo confirmed for Episode 5.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Sigh

  • If you made that a gif then I swear I would..... Inner Peace Salt, Find your Inner Peace....

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    Hugo confirmed for Episode 5.

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    Saltlick123 posted: »

    If you made that a gif then I swear I would..... Inner Peace Salt, Find your Inner Peace....

  • Inner Peace Salt, Inner Peace............ At least it isn't a gif and it doesn't say Hugo or JP :D

  • I don't know where to make free gifs with HD and captions.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Inner Peace Salt, Inner Peace............ At least it isn't a gif and it doesn't say Hugo or JP

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    Luke and Hugo shall forever have a similarity, and maybe more than one :P

    I don't know where to make free gifs with HD and captions.

  • Its closed NOW wow

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Character Submission Now Closed

  • Forum Users: Jurassic Park Part 3: Kill or Be Killed Chapter 3

    Jerry Stewart

    T-Rex and Spinosaurus Roars

    Geoffrey: I am fucking the Sailed one so hard..........

    Jerry Stares

    Geoffrey: Not that way...........

    Jerry: Hard to not think That way after being with Hugo.

    Geoffrey: Understandable..... Shoots Spinosaurus in the Sail

    Jerry: Run...............

    Spinosaurus notices Geoffrey and Jerry then starts going towards them

    Geoffrey: Die Duck! Die! Shoots Spinosaurus Again but it doesn't do anything

    Jerry: We have to go!

    Geoffrey: Shut Up Dino Man! Shoots Spinosaurus again

    Jerry: Watch Out!

    T-Rex bites the Spinosaurus's Neck

    Jerry: We're leaving, RIGHT NOW! Pulls Geoffrey and starts running

    Geoffrey: That was close..........Who do you think won?

    T-Rex Roar

    Jerry: Take a guess............

    Irvin Montgomery

    Irvin: Boy, last night was Rough

    Ash: yeah, Ihope we can get help soon

    Kyle: first off, Irvin stop making refrences to Pornos, Ash stop being so cliche, and for me I am about to take senior command, Right now, I'm in charge dipshits...........

    Irvin: What the hell ave you been smoking ?

    Ash: kyle............

    Kyle: You're all faggots! ROAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR Kyle falls down

    Fiona: What's the kid saying?

    Ash: Nothing!

    Irvin: His heart isn't beating! Let's see if we can get a pulse......

    Ash: You Idiot.

    Kyle: HA! Got you! LOL

    Ash: Called it.

    Irvin: Don't do that again.

    Kyle: You would have done the same

    Ash: Ah, you guys are too funny, Just if we die, I hope I die first so I don't have to live without you morons..........

    Alicia: Hope!

    Hope Pines

    Hope: Thanks for noticing, We're back....

    Helena: Where's York!?

    Kevin: Dead.

    Jane: How!?

    Dan Wildler: Raptors.

    Geoffrey: We're back!

    Hope: Dr. Stewart!

    Jerry: Hey Hope, when did you get back?

    Hope: Just a little bit ago.

    Helena: What about the kid....Harry is it?

    Jane: and Hugo?

    Geoffrey: Don't know about Harry, Where did he end up? He was with you guys

    Hope: We don't know where he ended up

    Kevin: Cause someone was too Coward to help out

    Hope: It was too big of a risk and you could have helped so shut up.

    Kevin: I'm thinking I want you to make me..........

    Jerry: Stop. Right now,

    Helena: You never said about Hugo..........

    Jerry: He was separated from us, He saved us actually...........

    Alicia: Think he's alive?

    Irvin: Woah, Lot's of Gossip................

    Jerry: Where's Auggie and his family?

    Alicia: The "tomas" guy called us

    Dan Stevens: And?

    Helena: He wanted.....Auggir and his family to show up at some swamp

    Kevin: Should we look for them?

    Hope: Risky.........

    Kevin: We need to start taking risks if we're gonna make it outta here alive..........

    Hope: Don't say "we", You literally just came into our group, and you haven't done SHIT, So stop talking about taking risks............

    Jane: And who the hell are you again?

    Kevin: A Guy. that's all that matters.

    Jerry: Enough. We need to decide if we should send out a search party or not.

    Send out Search Party OR It's too risky, They can make it

    Auggie Hulton

    Holy shit.......................I can't believe that happened.............. My Family's dead, I'm in the worst possible place and Life's not worth living..... Wait a second....I hear something..........

    Auggie: Fuckers..Anus...Bleeding Anus.....Fuck this shit....Assqueez..........Jerry........................... Jerry..............

    Trees shake

    Auggie: WHO THE FUCK IS IT!?

    Compie pops out

    Auggie: Shitbird that eats shit........ Steps on Compie

    Hugo Voice: Fucking yo bitch............. Cumming in yo cunt.........Killing dem sluts...........

    Auggie: WHO IS IT!?

    Hugo Voice: Who the hell do you think it is faggot!? HAHAHAHAHA

    Auggie: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

    Hugo Voice: Thank Jerry for me............

    Auggie: I'll deal with him............ Where the hell are you? How did you survive? I WATCHED YOU DIE!

    Hugo Voice: I took your bitches, you took my dick......... *Hugo slowly comes out of the trees

    Auggie: Holy Shit......... What are you?

    Hugo: Piece of Hugo's Flesh drops off I am Hugo.............Of ASSQUEEZ and I am here to avenge my lost woodpecker MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Auggie: No......................No.............. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Compies start surrounding Auggie

    Hugo: Punch me once.........Shame on you.............. Shoot my Dick off.........SHAME ON YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Becky's Face lights on Fire

    Hugo: She was a good bitch.......Inexperienced......But Tasty...............

    Marie: Auggie, no matter what happens, Save Her Marie's Neck is Snapped

    Hugo: They were good bitches.....

    Auggie: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?!?!?!?

    END OF CHAPTER

  • It's too risky, They can make it

    Auggie is going to die anyways i think

    Awesome Chapter!!!!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Awesome work salt :)

    supersagig posted: »

    It's too risky, They can make it Auggie is going to die anyways i think Awesome Chapter!!!!

  • Great chapter! Once again you managed to destroy my predictions, this time regarding Geoffreys unlikely survival. I like this kind of unpredictability :D

    It's too risky, They can make it

    Normally, I wouldn't leave anyone behind. But Becky and Marie are already dead. Auggie is apparently drugged or under the influence of some kind of poison and surrounded by Compies. Coming to his rescue is very dangerous and chances are that he would be dead by the time they make it to his location. There's also Tomas, still out in the woods somewhere, likely waiting for such an opportunity.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Send out a search party Good chapter!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Auggie is apparently drugged or under the influence of some kind of poison

    He's more of in shock that his family is gone so he's having extreme flashbacks and hallucinations :D

    Great chapter! Once again you managed to destroy my predictions, this time regarding Geoffreys unlikely survival. I like this kind of unpred

  • Oh Mark, You're alive :P

    Thought those Goats over there killed you or something.....

    Markd4547 posted: »

    Superb as usual

  • Superb as usual :)

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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    XD We ran out of potatoes :'(

    Has NK not got you yet dayum waits

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Oh Mark, You're alive :P Thought those Goats over there killed you or something.....

  • SALT POST A PART SALT POST A PART SALT POST A PART

    IM SORRY OKAY IM SORRY BUT ITS BEEN A WEEEEEEEEEK

    AND IVE SENT YOU SO MANY MESSAGES
    ......just please post a part salt bro

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Oh Mark, You're alive :P Thought those Goats over there killed you or something.....

  • It's been a week? Damn..........Time flies by, You only sent me two messages and I started to write some but I had to "take care" of someone, Don't worry :)

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    SALT POST A PART SALT POST A PART SALT POST A PART IM SORRY OKAY IM SORRY BUT ITS BEEN A WEEEEEEEEEK AND IVE SENT YOU SO MANY MESSAGES ......just please post a part salt bro

  • im really sorry saltbro but you didn't reply and i thought you missed them an i just want more salt awesomeness :(

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    It's been a week? Damn..........Time flies by, You only sent me two messages and I started to write some but I had to "take care" of someone, Don't worry

  • It's too risky, They can make it

    Sorry, I somehow missed this completely. XD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 3: Kill or be Killed Chapter 4

    Auggie Hulton

    Auggie: WHAT'S HAPPENING!?!?!?!?

    Marie: What happened? You know what happened.......You failed........ Maries face catches on fire

    Hugo: Thank Dr. Stewart for the gun...Without it, I maybe wouldn't have been able to pull "it" off soooooo I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hugo turns into Jerry

    Becky: DADDY HELP!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Becky shatters into multiple pieces

    Auggie: NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Compies turn to dust

    Auggie: Hugo.......................Jerry responsible.........Jerry killed them....................Must Kill HIM..............Auggie starts running through the forest

    Hope Pines

    Hope: Jerry can we talk?

    Jerry: Sure

    Kevin: I'm coming

    Hope: We can't send out a search party, It's too big of a risk .

    Kevin: Look who the FUCK is talking, Mr. Survival know it all, We have to send out a search party! It's not just one person here! Right! I don't know much about you folks but what I DO know is that WE NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!

    Hope: Look.... Puts his camera down so it shows them discussing Okay, look now, I don't like leaving people but sometimes it's a necessary thing for survival, I don't like it but at least I have the balls to do what SOME people don't... Stares at Kevin

    Kevin: You're just an ignorant kid, unknowing of the world around you, Don't worry, It's surprisingly not your fault, It's your parent's

    Hope: Shut Up .

    Jerry: Chill Out Guys

    Kevin: NO! It needs to be said..... WE COULD HAVE SAVED HARRY!!!

    Jerry: We don't know he's dead

    Kevin: YOU WEREN'T THERE JERRY! HE WOULDN'T SAVE HIM!

    Hope: AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO HELP OR DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jerry: HEY! Cut. This. Shit. Out, It doesn't matter what happened before, It matters what we do NOW.

    Kevin: This isn't over.........

    Hope: Not even close.........

    Helena Pattinson

    Dan Stevens: We'll what now?

    Jerry: As much as I hate to leave Harry, Auggie, Marie, and Becky.............. We can't send out the people, We can't keep splitting up.......

    Kevin: This is Bullshit.

    Hope: You're face is Bullshit.

    Jerry: Stop.

    Dan Stevens: So how are we gonna get off this island?

    Dan Widler: Either on foot or in a body-bag.............

    Jane: Or in a Dinos mouth........

    Fiona: Or dead in a ditch from that "Tomas" dude............

    Helena: Or dead from the pain of Pregnancy.....

    Geoffrey: Alicia, I need to talk to you in private....

    Alicia: Then let's go.

    Jane: We need to think about what to do now....

    Jerry: We need to head for the coast, Head for the coast and make a signal, the big ones won't come after us there and from the few that might pose a threat like compies, We can take em as a group.

    Helena: What if my Water Breaks?

    Hope: Then we'll look back at it as "Water under the bridge" Cha Cha!

    Kevin: You and your fucking mouth....... Say shit like that one more time....And you'll see................

    Jane: Is that threat?

    Kevin: Obviously........

    Fiona: Wait a sec? Are you working with the Tomas guy? You come out of nowhere in the jungle aand now you're trying to get us back out there and split us up?

    Jerry: Now, that's far fetched

    Kevin: Docs right, If I was working with Tomas I wouldn't be the one who left a guy.............

    Hope: Oh My God.... You ball-less piece of shit Smiles at the Camera Where was I? Oh Yeah, stop trying to be a Boy Scout when you're the one who could have helped.........

    Kevin: What did I say about keeping your mouth shut? Oh yeah, SHUT UP

    Hope: How bout you try and make me tough guy.

    Jane: Guys shut up, Deal with this later.

    Jerry: We'll leave when everyone is ready, We need to reach the coast as soon as possible.

    Fiona: And the Tomas dude?

    Jerry: Don't know much about him but he won't attack us as a group.....

    Helena: Wow...All this is nerve racking....

    Jerry: You need to relax, take your time, maybe take a nap if you need.

    Geoffrey Kensington

    Alicia: So what did you want to talk about?

    Geoffrey: Ummm, First off, I'm sorry I've been such a shit father........ If I could take anything back it would have been to be around you and your mother more.......

    Alicia: You can start doing that after all of this is over.............

    Geoffrey: No I can't................

    Alicia: What do you mean

    Geoffrey: Alicia................I wanted to go on a trip with you, to see the person that my daughter has become....You know, what you've done in life because I have Cancer.........I don't have much time left........And I've been trying to spend as much time with you as I can....And I'm so sorry I wasn't there...........

    Alicia: No......The diagnosis could be wrong.... '

    Geofrrey: I have a few months left before I'll become into a vegetable.... And trust me, I don't want my body to be like that, I just want to meet my maker and if I haven't earned a place into his kingdom, Then i'll be fine in hell as long as you're alright.....

    Alicia: Starts Tearing Up Oh My God....Dad....Why didn't you tell me before?

    Geoffrey: I didn't know how to break it to you, And if I end up dying on this island.....I just wanted you to know that I love you, No matter what

    Alicia and Geoffrey Hug

    Irvin Montgomery

    Irvin: The Dinosaurs are coming............. Nothing will change that........... Besides, what do I have to fear?

    Kyle: The Jurassic Park Survivors.....

    Irvin stares

    Kyle: It's what we call ourselves........Isla Sorna's Mightiest Dipshit type thing

    Irvin: Yes, I've met them......

    Kyle: Then Let's take a headcount here; Your brother; a Donut Eating God, A Missing Super Pedo; who's a living Cum Filled Dick who really lives up to the Cum Filled Part, A Woman with breathtaking PMS cause she's pregnant, a few master bitchers and YOU big guy, have managed to piss off every single one of them.......

    Irvin: That was the plan....

    Kyle: Not a good plan.....Cause when they come and they will.....

    Irvin: HA! YOU SAID CUM!

    Ash: GUYS! We were so close to pull off a revised version of the Avengers! So Close!

    Irvin: How about we do it when we get OFF the island....

    Ash: Sure....

    Kyle: I'm down with that.......

    T-Rex Roar

    Irvin: The hell was that?

    Jerry Stewart

    Kevin: That doesn't sound good........

    Geforrey: That a Spinosaurus?

    Jerry: Nope, It's a T-Rex.............

    Hope: We have to leave.....

    Kevin: Wait a sec, we don't even know if it's coming this way....

    Tomas Radio Voice: Oh Yes it is........ Due to the power of Flares and Me......Have fun dipshits.......

    Hope: He can hear US over the radio?

    Helena: I'm good.....

    Fiona: No, you're not sis.....

    Jane: If Helena isn't able to move, then we'll carry her, We have to go...... And we could run into Auggie and his family when we leave......

    Jerry: We're Leaving OR Nah, We'll stay here

  • Nah, We'll stay here

    I don´t know why this is even a choice, but i don´t know. I chose this. It might be trap and we DON´T want to meet with August

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Who do you guys think has a better argument?

    Hope OR Kevin

  • Hope

    But he is a actually determined by our choices , so i am actually choosing myself XD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Who do you guys think has a better argument? Hope OR Kevin

  • Nah, We'll stay here

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • We're Leaving.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Well, I'll ask some questions now;

    Who's your favorite character?

    Who's your least favorite character?

    What's been the most shocking moment so far?

    Who do you think (If Any) will die next?

    If you read my other Fan Fics, please rank them1 being best, 3 being worst (DA and SON are the others)

  • We're Leaving

    There's a freaking T-rex on the way, they can't stay!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Votes are tied! Now! Vote People!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Kevin

    Not only because I voted to save Harry, but also because I think Hope makes it a bit easy for himself. He could have helped and just because others could have done so too doesn't give him the right to do nothing but film his wounded friend like a complete jerk. I think that would even fall under the crime of denial of assist, so he is in no position to lash out on Kevin for being angry.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Who do you guys think has a better argument? Hope OR Kevin

  • 1. I'd say it's tied between Kevin, Jerry and Geoffrey.

    2. I don't know... Hope maybe? His complete lack of remorse over Harrys death is a serious dickmove. Speaking of dicks, Hugo was a fucking monster and I'm glad he is gone.

    3. Assquez raping and killing Becky wins easily.

    4. I think Geoffrey is a goner, which is perfectly fine, considering his health. I am not so sure if he is the next to die, however.

    5. Now here is the tough question. I'd say Dark Angels comes first, then a tie between JP and SoN, with me slightly favouring JP. I like them all though.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I'll ask some questions now; Who's your favorite character? Who's your least favorite character? What's been the most shockin

  • I'm so sorry people that read my Fan Fics dragged you to do this, Hope you're not pissed.

    TheFurryOne posted: »

    Nah, We'll stay here

  • Nah, We'll stay here

  • Nah, it's fine.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    I'm so sorry people that read my Fan Fics dragged you to do this, Hope you're not pissed.

    1. Irvin/Hope/Jerry
    2. Hugo/Thomas/Kevin
    3. Hugo reappering and killing Mary and Becky and raping her too
    4. Jane or one of the kids
    5. 1 Jurassic Park , 2 TSON , 3 DA
    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Well, I'll ask some questions now; Who's your favorite character? Who's your least favorite character? What's been the most shockin

  • Dark Angels 2 has been set up :P

    I swear to you, should your decision to beg for votes instead of, for example, waiting for Hope to resolve the tie, end up getting someone k

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