You know you're obsessed with Monkey Island when....
-When you see sword fighting in a movie you wonder if they're going to insult each other with rhyimg comebacks.
-You cringe at the idea of Monkey Kombat
-You think Guybrush is a legit name for your first born son
(add some of your own!)
-You cringe at the idea of Monkey Kombat
-You think Guybrush is a legit name for your first born son
(add some of your own!)
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- You're known as the 'Monkey Island kid'
- You have framed Monkey Island artwork on your desk
- You wake up disappointed at the lack of Monkey Island bedspread and matching alarm clock
ehm what is wrong with naming my son Guybrush.....
- When you know ALL the extras available for the Sea Monkey.
Edit: I´ve remembered another one -> You say "Papapishu!" when you get hurt.
i'm known as the mi kid too!!!!
absolutely nothing. :cool:
- when you're having the Voodoo Jazz theme as a ring tune..
- When you finally man yourself up to take the ultimate rollercoaster-ride at Disneyland, fully prepared the lava will turn you into a skeletal horde pirate!
- when you are dreaming about monkey pirates doing insult swordfighting with your parents.
- When you make a voodoo doll of your love-interest's boyfriend (with all the MI2 recipies), and then confront him with the doll and a sharp pin doing an endless evil laugh..
- When you feel like you've accomplished something extraordinary when you find a word that rhymes with "orange".
You: "Er nothing really; it's just you reminded me of this thing that happened in Monkey Island..."
Friend: "You and that game! So, anyway I asked Simon if he wanted to meet up but he said he was busy..."
You: "You know, that reminds me of a scene in Monkey Island where Elaine says she's washing her hair tonight..."
Ex-friend: I really don't care about Monkey Island.
- You notice when things's names change and laugh about it.
Edit: Whoops! Didn't mean to put the thumbs down! Sorry!
- When you get out of awkward situations by shouting "Look, a three-headed monkey!"
- When you walk outside and wait for the map screen to appear.
- When your only comeback is "Yeah? Well you fight like a dairy farmer."
- When you get confused because your college majors don't include "Mighty Pirate".
- When you try to get a job by hiding a rat in vichyssoise.
- When you refer to root beer as grog.
- When you call the Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride the Monkey Island theme park ride.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA! That is SO GOOD!
Seriously!? I think you're my new best friend. hahaha
"Hi my names Melanie and I major in Mighty Pirating"
-When you meet a fellow MI fan and both start talking obsessively about the game that you get people to walk away very slowly.
I tried to do this, but stupid tracfone doesn't allow custom ringtones so i recorded it for nothing -_-
...ya got me. Guilty as charged.
-when you try to combine random items you have in your pocket, then give up and say "I can't use these things together."
or "Like oil and water"
-When you get really hungry, you start to name off things you'd like and look around to see if they floated by.
-When your facebook status has read "You fight like a cow" through all of Talk Like a Pirate day.
So is having the MI theme tune as your ringtone a fairly common thing around here? It's been mine for a couple of years now...
- When you spend all of Sunday lunch sculpting your mashed potato into LeChuck's Fortress
Monthly!?! Is there going to be another one next month? Pleeeeasse say yes
- When you break into various mansions looking for the Idol of Many Hands
- You dress up as a pirate for ANY occasion
- You engage in long arguments revolving around whether 'Guybrush' is a real name or not with your classmates
- You regard SilverWolfPet and Majus as ABSOLUTE LEGENDS
- You played the first chapter of TOMI the DAY IT CAME OUT even though you had just come back from a week of tallship racing and desperately needed a hot shower and warm bed...