Ladies and gentlemen, bugs and ghouls, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a special news bulleting. Yesterday, I made a very specific request that if I was not given ten millions dollars, I would kill somebody every day I didn’t receive my money. Well, then, this brings us to todays guest. Tell them your name, sonny Jim.
Wher… where am I?
Wrong answer, sonny. Hmm, that’s some beard you got there. Looks like you need a shave. Here, I’ll even let you use my new razor!
AAAAARGH!!!
Now, if you’re done with your new haircut, might you please tell all the good folks of Gotham your name?
M… Mi… Mike.
Should be “Stutter-Stutter.” Now, Mike here is an average joe with a family and a job and a house and a car. But, at the moment, he’s just a pathetic little wimp that I have strapped to an electric chair that lacks wet sponge.
No… Oh, dear God, please…
Quiet down, son, you bother me. Now, seeing as how I don’t believe my demand will granted, I’ve another offer to make. These here are bona-fide greenbacks. Yes, sir-ree, these babies are 100% Franklins. You see, I’ve got millions of them just lying around, and they’re all simply lying around here. It’s so annoying that I’ve decided to be rid of these odious little bills. However, no one should simply throw away good money, so I’ve another idea. Say, a man was to bring me the severed head of the Batman placed gently upon a pike. Well, then, that man would certainly be the man to take care of disposing of all of this money. Well, Gotham, I’ve given you two choices. Bring me the Batman and get paid, or watch your fellow Gothamites die like flies on a bug zapper. Ready, Mikey boy?
No, please, NO!
Whoopsie!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Mm, Bacon! Yummy! See ya soon, Gotham! Bud, Lou, come and eat! And remember, I’ll choose anyone who I deem worthy enough to die until you bring me $10,000,000, or Batman’s head. Toodle-oo!
Ladies and gentlemen, bugs and ghouls, we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for a special news bulleting. Yesterday, I made a very specific request that if I was not given ten millions dollars, I would kill somebody every day I didn’t receive my money. Well, then, this brings us to todays guest. Tell them your name, sonny Jim.
Wher… where am I?
Wrong answer, sonny. Hmm, that’s some beard you got there. Looks like you need a shave. Here, I’ll even let you use my new razor!
AAAAARGH!!!
Now, if you’re done with your new haircut, might you please tell all the good folks of Gotham your name?
M… Mi… Mike.
Should be “Stutter-Stutter.” Now, Mike here is an average joe with a family and a job and a house and a car. But, at the moment, he’s just a pathetic little wimp that I have strapped to an electric chair that lacks wet sponge.
No… Oh, dear God, please…
Quiet down, son, you bother me. Now, seeing as how I don’t believe my demand will granted, I’ve another offer to make. These here are bona-fide greenbacks. Yes, sir-ree, these babies are 100% Franklins. You see, I’ve got millions of them just lying around, and they’re all simply lying around here. It’s so annoying that I’ve decided to be rid of these odious little bills. However, no one should simply throw away good money, so I’ve another idea. Say, a man was to bring me the severed head of the Batman placed gently upon a pike. Well, then, that man would certainly be the man to take care of disposing of all of this money. Well, Gotham, I’ve given you two choices. Bring me the Batman and get paid, or watch your fellow Gothamites die like flies on a bug zapper. Ready, Mikey boy?
No, please, NO!
Whoopsie!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Mm, Bacon! Yummy! See ya soon, Gotham! Bud, Lou, come and eat! And remember, I’ll choose anyone who I deem worthy enough to die until you bring me $10,000,000, or Batman’s head. Toodle-oo!
...Wow. You got the comic/Mark Hamill Joker's personality down...picturing it my head is actually a little more frightening than Joker's threat in The Dark Knight.
Dear friends. . .Today is the day that the clown cried. And he cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face. Or an exploding whoopie-cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel sitting there in our midst. The cowardly... insignificant, gonif who probably got lucky when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him. This mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats!... But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man there and slap him in that box there and roll him into that vat of acid there! . . . We'll that was fun! Who's for Chinese?
Dear friends. . .Today is the day that the clown cried. And he cries not for the passing of one man, but for the death of a dream. The dream that he would someday taste the ultimate victory over his hated enemy. For it was the Batman who made me the happy soul I am today. How I agonized over the perfect way to thank him for that. Perhaps with a cyanide pie in the face. Or an exploding whoopie-cushion playfully planted in the Batmobile. But those dreams were dashed by the weaselly little gunsel sitting there in our midst. The cowardly... insignificant, gonif who probably got lucky when Batman slipped on the slime trail this loser left behind him. This mound of diseased hyena filth who's not fit to lick the dirt from my spats!... But I digress. The time for sorrow has passed. It's time to look to a future filled with smiles. And I'll be smiling again just as soon as we take that man there and slap him in that box there and roll him into that vat of acid there! . . . We'll that was fun! Who's for Chinese?
God, I love Hamill. Watched a video of him reciting that. He actually made it to the "How I agonized" part before having to refresh his memory.
Got and read Thrillkiller this past week. Neat little what-if story. And now I really want it to be an animated film.
Just wondering but has anyone ever seen Batman Mystery of the Batwoman, pretty good film, as a side note, the animated short called ''Chase Me'' that is an extra on the DVD is a pretty good short, there is no dialogue and the story is basically during a party hosted by Bruce Wayne, Bruce catches Catwoman in the act of stealing from his safe and he chases after her as Batman.
My 3 favourite Batman animated movies are Mask of the Phantasm,Return of the Joker, and finally Under the Red Hood. Also the movies always manage to shown a more crazy side of The Joker. Look at Return of the Joker. This is the first time in the entire series we see Joker actually do something that has broken up the bat family
he kidnaps and using torture and other methods he turns Tim (who by the way is tied with Dick Grayson as my favourite Robin) into a twisted child version of himself and when Tim comes to his senses he bursts into tears but is unable to stop laughing due to Joker's torture
.
On another note I think the song that plays during the credits of Mask of the Phantasm fits the ending perfectly. Also does anyone else think the song from the end of Mystery of the Batwoman is extremely catchy?
Edit: I found the two songs I'm talking about on Youtube.
Return of the Joker
Mask of the Phantasm
Under The Red Hood
That's pretty much the order for me as well. Mask of the Phantasm is amazing but Return of the Joker is better in my opinion. Let me make this clear. Its only a tiny bit better in my opinion. Mask of the Phantasm is still amazing.
20. The Demon’s Quest
19. Read My Lips
18. Mudslide
17. Zatanna
16. Birds of a Feather
15. What Is Reality?
14. Heart of Ice
13. Vendetta
12. Day of the Samurai
11. Showdown
10. The Man Who Killed Batman
9. Nothing to Fear
8. Pretty Poison
7. Robin’s Reckoning
6. Mad Love
5. The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
4. Two-Face
3. Mad as a Hatter
2. Dreams in Darkness
1. The Laughing Fish
10.Call of the Cobblepot
9.Batgirl rises
8.Joker Express
7.The Bat in the Belfry
6.Bird of Pray
5.Strange Minds
4.Two of a Kind
3. Fleurs Du Mal
2.Strange New World
1.The Laughing Bat
Just wondering but does anyone else want a Batman Beyond DC Animated movie? Return of the Joker was great and it would be great to see another one, maybe one based on the Batman Beyond Hush saga?
Just wondering but does anyone else want a Batman Beyond DC Animated movie? Return of the Joker was great and it would be great to see another one, maybe one based on the Batman Beyond Hush saga?
I'd like to see a movie based on the 30 something Terry McGinnis from Justice League Unlimited's Epilog. He was as physically imposing as Bruce Wayne, and a more seasoned crime fighter.
Speaking of future versions of heroes in Justice League Unlimited, I wouldn't mind seeing a movie featuring the 60 something Static from The Once and Future Thing. I could take or leave Static Shock (the original Static comics are really good though), but adult DCAU Static seems like someone you wouldn't mind watching for an hour and a half.
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Now I'm officially excited.
PS3 exclusive skins.
Batman:''Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb''
Are they not also for PS4? That's probably where I will get this game.
Not yet.
They said they couldn't comment. So that pretty much means yes, with more exclusives.
Wher… where am I?
Wrong answer, sonny. Hmm, that’s some beard you got there. Looks like you need a shave. Here, I’ll even let you use my new razor!
AAAAARGH!!!
Now, if you’re done with your new haircut, might you please tell all the good folks of Gotham your name?
M… Mi… Mike.
Should be “Stutter-Stutter.” Now, Mike here is an average joe with a family and a job and a house and a car. But, at the moment, he’s just a pathetic little wimp that I have strapped to an electric chair that lacks wet sponge.
No… Oh, dear God, please…
Quiet down, son, you bother me. Now, seeing as how I don’t believe my demand will granted, I’ve another offer to make. These here are bona-fide greenbacks. Yes, sir-ree, these babies are 100% Franklins. You see, I’ve got millions of them just lying around, and they’re all simply lying around here. It’s so annoying that I’ve decided to be rid of these odious little bills. However, no one should simply throw away good money, so I’ve another idea. Say, a man was to bring me the severed head of the Batman placed gently upon a pike. Well, then, that man would certainly be the man to take care of disposing of all of this money. Well, Gotham, I’ve given you two choices. Bring me the Batman and get paid, or watch your fellow Gothamites die like flies on a bug zapper. Ready, Mikey boy?
No, please, NO!
Whoopsie!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Mm, Bacon! Yummy! See ya soon, Gotham! Bud, Lou, come and eat! And remember, I’ll choose anyone who I deem worthy enough to die until you bring me $10,000,000, or Batman’s head. Toodle-oo!
Oh really? Coulda sworn this was also going to next gen consoles as well.
...Wow. You got the comic/Mark Hamill Joker's personality down...picturing it my head is actually a little more frightening than Joker's threat in The Dark Knight.
Got and read Thrillkiller this past week. Neat little what-if story. And now I really want it to be an animated film.
Mask of the Phantasm and Return of the Joker though are amazing. They're better than a lot of the live action superhero films.
On another note I think the song that plays during the credits of Mask of the Phantasm fits the ending perfectly. Also does anyone else think the song from the end of Mystery of the Batwoman is extremely catchy?
Edit: I found the two songs I'm talking about on Youtube.
Mask of the Phantasm song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJJxbQVnVe8
Mystery of the Batwoman:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGv6O5SrmqM
Mask of the Phantasm
Under The Red Hood
The order changes depending on which one I watched last.
That's pretty much the order for me as well. Mask of the Phantasm is amazing but Return of the Joker is better in my opinion. Let me make this clear. Its only a tiny bit better in my opinion. Mask of the Phantasm is still amazing.
19. Read My Lips
18. Mudslide
17. Zatanna
16. Birds of a Feather
15. What Is Reality?
14. Heart of Ice
13. Vendetta
12. Day of the Samurai
11. Showdown
10. The Man Who Killed Batman
9. Nothing to Fear
8. Pretty Poison
7. Robin’s Reckoning
6. Mad Love
5. The Strange Secret of Bruce Wayne
4. Two-Face
3. Mad as a Hatter
2. Dreams in Darkness
1. The Laughing Fish
10.Call of the Cobblepot
9.Batgirl rises
8.Joker Express
7.The Bat in the Belfry
6.Bird of Pray
5.Strange Minds
4.Two of a Kind
3. Fleurs Du Mal
2.Strange New World
1.The Laughing Bat
Speaking of future versions of heroes in Justice League Unlimited, I wouldn't mind seeing a movie featuring the 60 something Static from The Once and Future Thing. I could take or leave Static Shock (the original Static comics are really good though), but adult DCAU Static seems like someone you wouldn't mind watching for an hour and a half.