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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    You get a big pile of video games, it falls on you, <insert game over screen here>.

    I wish that the 4 gregs lived in stinkomanfans basement :D.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited February 2009
    They do, but you barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.

    I wish that I didn't have such a bad headache.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    You get such a worse headache, probably because you did a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.

    I wish that I could be bothered to move from in front of my laptop.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    You move by doing a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.

    I wish this joke would do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    It does, but survives and the lava turns to ice somehow, too bad.

    I wish for the will to do something.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted but that one thing is trying to hit on Krystal. Falco destroys your head while saying, with his amazing accent "You aren't wowff da troubble!"

    I wish EB had come out in this country, So I didn't have to grow up with Starfox, So Ididn't end up being who I am today (Just to see what it would be like).
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    You're the same due to the fact when EarthBound came out it was bashed for being too low graphical

    I wish for a Mr. Saturn Plush
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but it keeps breaking your shield when you squeeze it.

    I wish the speakers on my laptop would work.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited February 2009
    Granted. Unfortunately, they can only play pitches that cannot be heard by the human ear.

    I wish that I was a bit more interesting.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited February 2009
    In an attempt to be interesting, you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. Too bad.

    I wish I could put my whole foot in my mouth.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but you just can't help but to chew, and now you don't have a foot left.

    I wish for...something...something good.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited February 2009
    You get a delicious piece of chocolate. However, while enjoying it's goodness, you accidentally choke on it. Yay!

    I wish people would recognize my drawing skills. *looks at avatar*
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited February 2009
    Granted. They all know you for your incredibly suckish drawing skills.

    I wish the worst thing ever would happen to me.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    You're now the last being on earth, no entertianment, no weapons, no company, nothing. HAHA!

    I wish I was more original
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited February 2009
    Now the exact opposite of what I wished for came true.

    I wish I had a horse for my sister.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited February 2009
    Granted, However, it is a very aged horse, and it dies a few hours after your sister first sees it.

    I wish that I will restrain from stapling myself in the future.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited February 2009
    You do, but your blood has become friends with the staples,so it gets mad and kills you for never inviting them into your skin....Yes,it does make alot of sense...

    I wish that I could fly
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but you barrel roll into a pit of lava ice, you die, too bad.

    I wish I were able to go to sleep instead of just playing on the Wii after I'm supposed to go to bed.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited February 2009
    granted, you fall into a deep sleep inwhich you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava
    You simultaniously have a stroke in real life causing you to die....Too bad

    I wish a frog woud fall from the sky
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    You get it but you happen to be looking up at the time and it lands in your throught choking you.

    I wish that i could meet Matt Groening
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But you are in an alternate reality, and you have just canceled Futurama. Did I mention that this dimension is perpetual Anarchy (Rulelessness).

    I wish I could stay up for as long as I want and still be able to sleep.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited February 2009
    Granted. However, the sleep that you fall into is eternal, and very, very boring. The only dreams you have are that of a speck of dust floating across a blank white void. You slowly become insane and try to befriend the speck of dust. When it rejects your offer, you fall into a deep depression that is made worse every time you dream of the speck of dust. Also, your back itches in a spot that you can't quite reach.

    I wish that the scroller on my mouse would work all of the time.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But now the mouse itself doesn't work (You set me up for it...)

    I wish I could making movies, anime, Manga etc. have endings that I wanted (So Outlaw Star would end with Melfina dying)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but the original creators of the movies sue you for copyright infringement.

    I wish I knew why "you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad" got so popular when I started it, and I'm rubbish.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Because A) 64 styled Barrel Rolling is a meme, and B) (We're) Starfox Fans, Through and Through.

    I wish
    King didn't die in cave story, He was so awesome T.T
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    everyone else does instead, including you.

    I wish for some new headphones for my laptop.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But they don't work.

    I wish I had the full boxset of Sonic SatAM.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited February 2009
    (Actually, I didn't start because I'm a Starfox fan, I just did it cause everyone else is :p)

    Granted, but it's copy-protected and it won't play on your DVD player.

    I wish I could go for a walk and my iPod have full battery power by the time I get back home.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but it now won't play any audio or video. At least the battery is still fully charged!
    I wish I had a terabyte of RAM and a 8800 video card in my PC.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted but it's poperating system is windows 2.

    I wish Nostalgia-Critic was slightly more subtle with his Anti-Furry jokes.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited February 2009
    granted, but now there aren't any at all.

    i wish for a pot-sticker. (i have the stupidest wishes, don't i?)
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but it gives you any humiliating disease.

    I wish someone would actually reply to my threads...
    (Also, You didn't corrupt my wish, You made it better xD)
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but it's antirikurox with another new account.

    I wish that a Jonny Bravo complete series DVD would be released in stores.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted but It's only released in Region-2 areas.

    I wish I had a complete Collection of the Sonic Archie Comics
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    They're in such bad condition that they're impossible to read.

    I wish that my clock didn't keep breaking.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But it's stuck at a randomly decided time that's slow and you can't change it back.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    It does a barrel roll into a pit of lave, too bad.

    I wish for a sword
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But it's a fake RP Sword.

    I wish that Nintendo/Sega/Studio Pixel games were real, So I could socialize with the characters.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    You got it but you're an enemy in all the games. That sucks

    I wish to be skinnier
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but you only get skinnier because of tapeworm pills and surgically removing vital organs.

    I wish I had some homestar figurines.
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