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  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but they're made in a Taiwanese sweatshop and are carppily made bootlegs.

    I wish I didn't laugh every time I thought of 'Sonic and the Fourth Dimension' (It's a loooong story involving misreading one of the lines about Sally Acorn, Although knowing me, You couldn't blame me for it...)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    granted, instead you cry blood.

    I wish that my eyes would stop stinging, ouch.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted, But you don't have eyes. Plus you now have hemorrhoids.

    I wish I could Un-see some of the stuff I've seen on the internet.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but in replacement of the images you've seen, you now see Sonic and Shadow yaoi.
    I wish that I didn't say that last sentence.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but you say something worse.

    I wish that I could never die.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, but you then get a serious injury that you'll never be able to recover from. Plus, after while, the world happens to end, now you're all alone with never ending pain on a empty planet.

    I wish that I had the heart to take down that grotesquely cheesy DBZ poster in my room.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited February 2009
    Done but its replaced with a God-awful Naruto poster (I hate Naruto the moron)

    I wish that I had some goggles that do something.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited February 2009
    granted, YOUR GOGGLES EXPLODE!

    I wish that I could get enough money to buy a DSi by the 3rd of april.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited February 2009
    you do but quickly you notice the lottery is in
    you then put all your money into that and end up losing

    I wish i could sell my DS so i could buy a PS3
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited February 2009
    Granted, the PS3 was broken when you bought it. Oh, and by the way, you don't have any warranty on it, since you made the sale at a local swap meet.

    I wish for a better mouse.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited February 2009
    You get a new and improved mouse. He lives in your house. He eats all your cheese and is quite a louse. You hire an exterminator to rid yourself of this pest, but he says that he does not work with Mouse v. 10.12.

    You grouse.

    I wish that someone had come up with a better name for a computer mouse than a name commonly used for the rodent Mus musculus.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    Granted but the name is a Ray'r. Rocks to be me, Eh?

    I wish I had a complete set of those Sonic novels (Just to see that lines that can get taken out of context)

    (Also; Sonic/Shadow yaoi WAS something I saw =I)
  • smellyman206smellyman206
    edited February 2009
    you get them........ but....they suck..... wow...
    I WISH FOR A RUBBER DUCKY WITH A LAZOR DUCT TAPED TO IT!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited February 2009
    You get it but the LAZOR shoots you.

    I wish that I was an Anthropomorphic Bunny for one day (Because you never know...)
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but Max doesn't like someone else stealing his thunder, so he shoots you.

    I wish I had ridiculously awesome super powers...
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted, But you do a Chain Meme into a pit of lava. Too bad.

    I wish I was The main Character from Cave Story
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  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but something bad happens and you regret wishing for it.

    I wish I had an iPod touch.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted, But it's not in working condition.

    I wish I was King from Cave Story.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but they overthrow you.

    I wish for 999999999990009999999999999999999999999999999900999987789887998889988889998889998889998888899999999999999999999999999999999999889999999999999888888888888988888888889999999999999988998897644679995490099999999999999909999and a half chickens.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted but they make you FAAAAAAAAAT.

    I wish I didn't get serious mental scars from the internet.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    Granted. You now get physical scars.

    I wish I knew what the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" meant.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted but you now speak Broken Japanese.

    I wish I knew Japanese AND English.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but now your mouth keeps moving after you stop talking.

    I wish I could think up a good idea for my school Powerpoint project.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted but those 'ideas' come straight from my mind, So they ain't exactly Clean.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited March 2009
    You get a bad Lawyer

    I put in "Plan 9 From Outer Space"
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but you forgot you posted this in the wrong thread.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited March 2009
    Do'h!

    I wish for a Dr.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted but It's THE Doctor (Fuyuhiko Date) From Cave Story.

    I wish I was creepy (The Creepy Child kind of creepy, With the voice and the stare)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited March 2009
    granted, but you somehow do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad get burnt by a meteor that just happened to be stopping by your neighbours house for tea and chess, with a bit of lettuce on the side.

    I wish that that last sentence made sense.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted and they all live happily ever after. OR DO THEY!?

    I wish the Trigun boxset wasn't expensive.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    granted its free now, but the cops arrest you for shoplifting.

    i wish for a muffin.no wait, five muffins.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted, but they are Soylent Muffins.

    I wish I had Vash's Gun.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    granted, but it blows up in your face.

    i wish for a wallet, because i lack one currently.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted but it eats all healthy stuff, and remembers to eat all it's greens.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited March 2009
    granted.

    I wish for a big dangerous gun that won't kill me but can kill other people.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Granted, But it has so much recoil one shot will rip off your arm and leave a massive gaping whole where your Shoulder once was.

    I wish I was good at Gmod Sprite duplicating.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but now that's the only thing you're good at.

    I wish for a chihuahua from Neptune.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited April 2009
    Granted, but it's pointless.

    I wish I didn't do a barrel roll into a pit of lave.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    You don't do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad but your family does

    I wish for a PS2 memory card.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited April 2009
    you get it, but you can't play Little Big Planet on a PS2.

    I wish for a youtube partner account
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