You are teleported into a world where EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE!
This knowledge overflows your brain, and it causes you to lose your own opinion in the vastness. You also have lost the ability to walk, as your brain is too heavy to do it.
Sure! But it's a ray that turns things blue with a screen added to it. And they give it to your brother. You're blue before you can say "Lemon gargle".
You pet ferret is named George, he is not potty-trained, he marks his territory every 5 seconds, and claws the ever-loving blood out of you shin, and attacks anything from friends to your boss. It is euthanize d. You miss it, for some reason, and get a new, uglier, far more violent ferret named Cletus. It is a reincarnation of George, and murders you in your sleep with his own leash.
I wish there were no springs.
i swear, if anyone makes an mst3k reference, i will die a happy man.
You get a ferret named Egroeg. She is kind, and is loved by everyone.
Then she dies of Incuritus, some disease that infects only ferrets. Everyone blames you. They trap you in a Windmill with torches and pitchforks. They kill you.
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I wish that I was invincible... In IRC.
I wish for nothing.
I wish for the ability to copy other peoples voices.
I wish time skipped ahead 2 seconds.
I wish that I could have seen whatever that amazing thing was.
I wish for a cherry cola.
I wish the telltale forum comic would be made faster.
I wish that hand-portable device from the game Portal was real.
I wish we would get some info on Sam & Max Season 3.
I wish for some more Raisinets.
I wish wishes don't get corrupted in this game.
I wish I was a billionaire.
I wish my scanner would get fixed so that I could get the forum comic finished sooner.
I wish I had a Skyrunner.
Dut doo doo dunna dunna na...
I wish I could think of a good idea for a wish.
i wish for a book.
i wish for a windows computer
I wish that made sense.
This knowledge overflows your brain, and it causes you to lose your own opinion in the vastness. You also have lost the ability to walk, as your brain is too heavy to do it.
I wish I had a pencil eraser.
I wish my TV had better visual quality.
I wish to have my very own planet where I rule and the inhabitants look like my doodles.
I wish I was an video game character.
I wish that qwerty was an actual word in the dictionary.
I wish for a pizza
Man, I wish I was an anaconda who could swallow people easily...
I wish I had a fully functioning Sony Blu Ray DVD player.
I wish that I could "ZAP" my enimies into dust.
I wish for the New version of Mac OS, "Snow Leopard"!
I wish my nose wasn't as stuffed up as it is right now.
I wish that liverwerst tasted like good candy.
...Hmm...I wish that I could swallow people whole again...
I wish that I had a pet ferret named George.
I wish there were no springs.
i swear, if anyone makes an mst3k reference, i will die a happy man.
I wish for a ferret the exact opposite of George.
Then she dies of Incuritus, some disease that infects only ferrets. Everyone blames you. They trap you in a Windmill with torches and pitchforks. They kill you.
I wish I had my own Magicant.
I wish for good news on Sam & Max season 3
I wish I lived in the game EarthBound.
I wish for an earlier release date for The Conduit.
I sooo wish I could use PSI.
No, I wish I lived in Moonside.