Also, I really relate to Fiona. I'm a damaged woman who tries to overlook the pain and carry on with what is important right now. Tack onto that the same body shape and the incessant love for a fedora and you've got Borderlands' version of me. So I might be a bit prejudiced on this subject...
Exactly. I mean, Fiona has had just as rough of a life but she is way more mature about it. I have done my best to like her. Even as I'm sur… moree you did, I tried to go into Episode 2 with a clean slate about her and give her another chance, but she just forced me to dislike her even more. And I'm being honest here, I think Fiona is prettier and it's starting to annoy me that every male character has to fall to his knees at Sasha's presence. She isn't THAT spectacular. So far, every male character has been attracted to Sasha, yet none have been attracted to Fiona. This would be basically illogical, because everyone has a different taste in attractiveness. Sorry to go on and on, but that was just something that annoyed me as it was still prevalent in Episode 2.
Also, I really relate to Fiona. I'm a damaged woman who tries to overlook the pain and carry on with what is important right now. Tack onto … morethat the same body shape and the incessant love for a fedora and you've got Borderlands' version of me. So I might be a bit prejudiced on this subject...
Exactly. I mean, Fiona has had just as rough of a life but she is way more mature about it. I have done my best to like her. Even as I'm sur… moree you did, I tried to go into Episode 2 with a clean slate about her and give her another chance, but she just forced me to dislike her even more. And I'm being honest here, I think Fiona is prettier and it's starting to annoy me that every male character has to fall to his knees at Sasha's presence. She isn't THAT spectacular. So far, every male character has been attracted to Sasha, yet none have been attracted to Fiona. This would be basically illogical, because everyone has a different taste in attractiveness. Sorry to go on and on, but that was just something that annoyed me as it was still prevalent in Episode 2.
Right? Like, making the right choices, Scooter can flip out over Sasha and work on your caravan for free simply because "she's so pretty". I mean, did he not think that of Fiona? I didn't think that many guys were into girls with dreadlocks. XD
I finally saw that scene, had me laughing my ass off. I'd prefer if nothing happened, but I'd take Rhys and Sasha over Rhys and Fiona any day of the week.
Shit, there's a determinant line at the end of the episode that fuckin' CONFIRMS THIS, MAN.
I'm paraphrasing here, but it was basically w… moreent like this:
Fiona: "Sasha really broke that August guy's heart."
Rhys: "Pfft, well, it's not like I can't see why."
Fiona: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Rhys: "Ha, I-- I uh... y'know." SWEATS FUCKING BULLETS
MAN THE FUCKIN STATIONS, MEN. WE MUST ELIMINATE THE FIONA X RHYS MENACE. TO BATTLE!
Shit, there's a determinant line at the end of the episode that fuckin' CONFIRMS THIS, MAN.
I'm paraphrasing here, but it was basically w… moreent like this:
Fiona: "Sasha really broke that August guy's heart."
Rhys: "Pfft, well, it's not like I can't see why."
Fiona: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Rhys: "Ha, I-- I uh... y'know." SWEATS FUCKING BULLETS
MAN THE FUCKIN STATIONS, MEN. WE MUST ELIMINATE THE FIONA X RHYS MENACE. TO BATTLE!
Randomly realized something, when we play as Fiona in the Purple Skag, August and Sasha kiss. Someone needs to replace August's model with Rhys, and then we are in the money.
For the past month or so, things have kind of evened out to a 3:4 ratio on that poll, and Rhysha's in the majority. Fiona x Rhys shippers have been a bit more prominent lately, but goddang do we still outnumber 'em.
Nah, clearly those results are still in favor of that cause it's riding off what you had before episode 2. Compare the like counts with the Rhyiona thread and this one, and if that's not enough proof then you should make a new poll.
For the past month or so, things have kind of evened out to a 3:4 ratio on that poll, and Rhysha's in the majority. Fiona x Rhys shippers have been a bit more prominent lately, but goddang do we still outnumber 'em.
Hail to the king and queen.
Well, actually, if you pull out your fuckin' calculator and crunch the numbers, judging by the scale ratio factor of population, the sudden increase of reception is accounted for by modern postulates and theorems regarding time and space and shit.
Nah, clearly those results are still in favor of that cause it's riding off what you had before episode 2. Compare the like counts with the Rhyiona thread and this one, and if that's not enough proof then you should make a new poll.
But uh, I think I liked that thread too. It doesn't have to do with me actually liking the ship, it has to do with the original post being a joke. I thought it was funny.
Well, actually, if you pull out your fuckin' calculator and crunch the numbers, judging by the scale ratio factor of population, the sudden increase of reception is accounted for by modern postulates and theorems regarding time and space and shit.
For the past month or so, things have kind of evened out to a 3:4 ratio on that poll, and Rhysha's in the majority. Fiona x Rhys shippers have been a bit more prominent lately, but goddang do we still outnumber 'em.
Hail to the king and queen.
But uh, I think I liked that thread too. It doesn't have to do with me actually liking the ship, it has to do with the original post being a joke. I thought it was funny.
"I...don't know. I'm sorry...I should have helped. I could have helped..."
She shook her head but the chuckle the she made was humourless.
"No...there was nothing you could do..."
"I could have helped! I could've been there to help protect us..."
She grabbed his shoulders and shook them.
"No! No, Rhys, this is their fault! If they hadn't been so careless..."
"They're working on it...I promise you..."
She eyed the wall behind you.
"You," she started, "Rhyiona Inc."
Rhys let her vent.
"I know you guys are listening. I NEED more Rhysha-b-gone. I'm still seeing posts. This is unacceptable. You idiots do your job better and just fucking keep producing that...that wonderful, amazing, 100% success rate product of yours!"
She got up.
"I feel better already. Care for some roleplay, princess?"
I am jelly, so I went ahead and made a Rhysha soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Uvy7CBs2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=… moreSSR6ZzjDZ94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjE-2_Luaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOc4pvBNLcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jC93d_xoEY
Listen to this for a while.
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Also, I really relate to Fiona. I'm a damaged woman who tries to overlook the pain and carry on with what is important right now. Tack onto that the same body shape and the incessant love for a fedora and you've got Borderlands' version of me. So I might be a bit prejudiced on this subject...
Father-daughter? Shit, Rhys would make a horrible father. He also implies that he thinks she's hot at the end of episode 2.
Rhyiona
Damn, that's pretty self-glorifying. And Fiona doesn't even wear a fedora.
No reason for hate, dude. Fedoras come in all shapes and sizes.
I know what you mean! Fiona is way too attractive to be ignored the way she is.
Right? Like, making the right choices, Scooter can flip out over Sasha and work on your caravan for free simply because "she's so pretty". I mean, did he not think that of Fiona? I didn't think that many guys were into girls with dreadlocks. XD
I finally saw that scene, had me laughing my ass off. I'd prefer if nothing happened, but I'd take Rhys and Sasha over Rhys and Fiona any day of the week.
I'm going to go and put "Ship to Ship Combat" on the YMMV page for the TFTB article on TV Tropes.
Ugh, I hate Sasha so much.
Rhys can do way better.
Uh...that's not cool.
Haha I knew it when I selected that and I'm happy he he Rhys loves Sasha and it's happening,baby
Rhysha
Found this in the atlas mugged discussion :P
Why have I been waiting this entire time?
It is clearly Fiona being jealous ! And Rhys Judging Sasha for con art ways !
For those who didn't get this scene.
#Rhysha confirmed
You keep telling yourself that.
wtf
D'awww, he's doing this thing with his hands again.
i love him so much, he's my favorite character ever
For the past month or so, things have kind of evened out to a 3:4 ratio on that poll, and Rhysha's in the majority. Fiona x Rhys shippers have been a bit more prominent lately, but goddang do we still outnumber 'em.
Hail to the king and queen.
Nah, clearly those results are still in favor of that cause it's riding off what you had before episode 2. Compare the like counts with the Rhyiona thread and this one, and if that's not enough proof then you should make a new poll.
Well, actually, if you pull out your fuckin' calculator and crunch the numbers, judging by the scale ratio factor of population, the sudden increase of reception is accounted for by modern postulates and theorems regarding time and space and shit.
But uh, I think I liked that thread too. It doesn't have to do with me actually liking the ship, it has to do with the original post being a joke. I thought it was funny.
nu ur rong
Eh, I think it's pretty clear that Rhyiona's shippers are in majority now. Still, I'll never leave this ship.
#Rhysha4ever
dang u really did a number on me................
Clearly the love we all have inside us for Rhyiona overcame you and you just had to like the thread. It's a good thing.
Rhack4lyfe
AGREED.
He's too goddamn adorkable
Fiona bit her lip so hard she drew blood.
"How...how could this happen?"
Rhys eyed her sadly.
"I...don't know. I'm sorry...I should have helped. I could have helped..."
She shook her head but the chuckle the she made was humourless.
"No...there was nothing you could do..."
"I could have helped! I could've been there to help protect us..."
She grabbed his shoulders and shook them.
"No! No, Rhys, this is their fault! If they hadn't been so careless..."
"They're working on it...I promise you..."
She eyed the wall behind you.
"You," she started, "Rhyiona Inc."
Rhys let her vent.
"I know you guys are listening. I NEED more Rhysha-b-gone. I'm still seeing posts. This is unacceptable. You idiots do your job better and just fucking keep producing that...that wonderful, amazing, 100% success rate product of yours!"
She got up.
"I feel better already. Care for some roleplay, princess?"
...
SORRY FIONA WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
Signed, Rhyiona Inc.
I am jelly, so I went ahead and made a Rhysha soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Uvy7CBs2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCuMWrfXG4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLjE-2_Luaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOc4pvBNLcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jC93d_xoEY
Listen to this for a while.
Should I post that?