Nothings wrong with it at all its kinda cool and really funny. Its just so many refrences are kinda killing seriousnes the situation. But again i like them theire cool
Nothings wrong with it at all its kinda cool and really funny. Its just so many refrences are kinda killing seriousnes the situation. But again i like them theire cool
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Jerry: Auggie listen, This was all Tomas, he planned this, he made it hap… morepen, and THIS is exactly what he wants us to do.... .
Auggie: It wasn't Tomas dipshit....IT WAS HUGO! And he killed my wife....And then raped my little girl........... Oh and by the way, Tomas did pop off that Harry kid.
Jane: What!?
Kevin: Hope, you fucking piece of crap.....
Hope: Kevin, You ball-less shitbird....
Robb: So while you guys are taking about people I don't know, Could the dude who has me in a headlock let me go? Please....Anyone?
Elsa: Robb, shut up
Geoffrey: I'll make him let you go son.....
Elsa: OH COME ON! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!, I am sick of these motherfucking frozen puns on this motherfucking island!
Alicia: Nice Sam L Jackson impersonation....
Auggie: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
Marie and Becky show up in the middle of the group
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Jerry: Auggie listen, This was all Tomas, he planned this, he made it hap… morepen, and THIS is exactly what he wants us to do.... .
Auggie: It wasn't Tomas dipshit....IT WAS HUGO! And he killed my wife....And then raped my little girl........... Oh and by the way, Tomas did pop off that Harry kid.
Jane: What!?
Kevin: Hope, you fucking piece of crap.....
Hope: Kevin, You ball-less shitbird....
Robb: So while you guys are taking about people I don't know, Could the dude who has me in a headlock let me go? Please....Anyone?
Elsa: Robb, shut up
Geoffrey: I'll make him let you go son.....
Elsa: OH COME ON! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!, I am sick of these motherfucking frozen puns on this motherfucking island!
Alicia: Nice Sam L Jackson impersonation....
Auggie: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
Marie and Becky show up in the middle of the group
Auggie: Marie? … [view original content]
Kevin: "No cmon man just relax ok just let him go"
Hope: "Oh i get it you're quoting Mike from the walking dead game"
Kevin: "WHAT? NO He has a man on F8cking headlock why the f8ck would i be talking about a video game?"
Hope: "Well you just sounded like you were..."
Kevin: "OMFG can you take ANYTHING seriously this guy could DIE"
Hope: "Im sorry man i just thought you were refrencing"
Kevin: "NO NO im tired of you you did'n even get the refrence right mike said 'Give me the gun Clem' How that hell did 'Let him go' sound ANYTHING like that?"
Hope: "Look im sorry man..."
Kevin: "NO YOURE NOT YOU NEVER ARE"
Fiona: "OMG guys STOP this why are you arguing about this?"
Kevin : "He won't take this seriously"
Fiona: "Says the guy willing to risk a persons life just to fight someone"
Auggie: "Nah its ok guys my dead familly just told me to forgive you for no particular reason"
Kevin attacks Hope
Fiona: *OMG Guys STOP"
Kevin is grabbed by Geoffrey and stops suddenly
Kevin: "You know i suddenly want to forgive your life eventhough youve done nothing but be a douchebag to me since we arrive for some reason i can't seem remeber"
Elsa: "The writer of this fic/story is so salty"
Fiona: "What? What writer? What are you talking about?"
Elsa: "The writer of the story he sometimes gives characters he likes the power to break the forth wall. But don't worry hell erase our minds in a moment to bring back realism to the story"
Fiona: "What?"
Elsa shakes her head
Elsa: "Sorry what were we talking about?"
Fiona: "I don't know..."
Kevin: "Well whatever it was im sure it was awesome"
....Did i seriously spend 5 minutes writting that? Either i very seriously love Saltfics or im getting a VERY serious urge to write a interfic.....i think its both.....
yeah something like that it was kinda odd.
Auggie: "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
Kevin: "No cmon man just relax ok just let him go"
Hope: "Oh… more i get it you're quoting Mike from the walking dead game"
Kevin: "WHAT? NO He has a man on F8cking headlock why the f8ck would i be talking about a video game?"
Hope: "Well you just sounded like you were..."
Kevin: "OMFG can you take ANYTHING seriously this guy could DIE"
Hope: "Im sorry man i just thought you were refrencing"
Kevin: "NO NO im tired of you you did'n even get the refrence right mike said 'Give me the gun Clem' How that hell did 'Let him go' sound ANYTHING like that?"
Hope: "Look im sorry man..."
Kevin: "NO YOURE NOT YOU NEVER ARE"
Fiona: "OMG guys STOP this why are you arguing about this?"
Kevin : "He won't take this seriously"
Fiona: "Says the guy willing to risk a persons life just to fight someone"
Auggie: "Nah its ok guys my dead familly just told me to… [view original content]
Honestly, I'm not sure about JP, I feel like I've failed at making it something like "Jurassic Park" and it's more of a "Walking Dead" type thing.... Not bad but just not the angle I was going for.
Dude you can't think that. Your fics go beyond the typical interfic. You make good stories that people like and want to see more off. You're funny youre creative youre an inspiration. Part of why im doing 'you know what' is as a tribute to a story that i loved from a very good friend. So don't doubt yourself as a good story writer i know we never will
it was kinda odd.
That was it? I was trying to go for an awkward angle so
Mission Accomplished
i very seriously love Saltfi… morecs or im getting a VERY serious urge to write a interfic.....i think its both.....
Aw thanks Lord, I was starting to get a feeling that my Fan Fics weren't really that good anymore.
Honestly, I'm not sure about JP, I feel like I've failed at making it something like "Jurassic Park" and it's more of a "Walking Dead" type thing.... Not bad but just not the angle I was going for.
Dude you can't think that. Your fics go beyond the typical interfic. You make good stories that people like and want to see more off. You're… more funny youre creative youre an inspiration. Part of why im doing 'you know what' is as a tribute to a story that i loved from a very good friend. So don't doubt yourself as a good story writer i know we never will
I've been playing Town of Salem
Dude you can't think that
Well technically I CAN think about that..
. youre an inspira… moretion
"I've seen you take care of yourself better than 3 Mods combined...... But Thanks I guess...."
That's an overstatement and I could make a list of Forum Users who are the real inspirations who inspired me, Kind of like the circle of life....
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Jerry: Auggie listen, This was all Tomas, he planned this, he made it hap… morepen, and THIS is exactly what he wants us to do.... .
Auggie: It wasn't Tomas dipshit....IT WAS HUGO! And he killed my wife....And then raped my little girl........... Oh and by the way, Tomas did pop off that Harry kid.
Jane: What!?
Kevin: Hope, you fucking piece of crap.....
Hope: Kevin, You ball-less shitbird....
Robb: So while you guys are taking about people I don't know, Could the dude who has me in a headlock let me go? Please....Anyone?
Elsa: Robb, shut up
Geoffrey: I'll make him let you go son.....
Elsa: OH COME ON! ENOUGH'S ENOUGH!, I am sick of these motherfucking frozen puns on this motherfucking island!
Alicia: Nice Sam L Jackson impersonation....
Auggie: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
Marie and Becky show up in the middle of the group
Auggie: Marie? … [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to go Smiles
Kevin: I'll deal with you later.........
The group starts moving on into the jungle
4 Hours Later
Fiona: The sun's starting to come up
Jane: Finally, I feel like it was night forever
Helena:: GUYS!!!!!
Fiona: Sis, you okay?
Elsa: You okay?
Helena: I think my water just broke,.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kevin: Oh Fuck.....
Hope starts filming
Kevin: are you fucking serious Hope!? This is a LOW even for you.
Hope: Hey, she said her husband isn't here soooo if we make it, he's gonna wanna see the birth of his god damn child you ignorant fuck
Kevin: I'm the ignorant one!?
Jerry: GUYS! We don't have the time for this
Diego: Por Que!? Hamblamos Tacos! Es Senorita, Hablamos Loco Cocos!
Hope: Man, I took a major Spanish course and that does not seem right.............
Dan Stevens: Jerry you're a doctor right? Can you help Helena?
Jerry: I'm not really a people doctor but I can try.....
Fiona: Get some blankets out of the bags...
Louder Raptor Noises
Auggie: I can take em..........
Geoffrey: By yourself? No way..
Auggie: Gonna stop me
Geoffrey: Didn't say that.... Takes rifle out \
Jerry: Wait, Auggie, you've been in this situation before right? With your daughter? Can you help?
Auggie: She was adopted, So no.
Kevin: Jerry Starts Whispering With those things coming and....Our condition....... We might have to think about leaving people behind....
Jerry: Whispers You mean leaving them as bait? No way
Kevin: Whispers It would buy us time and all they're doing is attracting the things towards us........................... Think about it dammit, If we want to make it, Someone has to have the balls to make the hard decisions
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they… more want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to… [view original content]
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You think I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into the jungle
Robb: Time to kick some ass bitches....
Elsa: Don't say that again... Like Ever..
Robb: You'll get over it...
Irvin: Or maybe that slut will have to LET T GO
Kyle: I am sick of these motherfucking puns on this motherfucking island!
Elsa: Did you just call me a Slut kid?
Irvin: In a completley attractive way, yes
Gunshot off in the trees
Auggie: OH FUCK!
Elsa: I'll deal with you later....Jerry!
Jerry: Yeah?
Elsa: Think me and Robb should check if Geoffrey and Auggie are okay?
Robb: Why are you volunteering me?
Jerry: Check on em OR They can take care of themselves, We need you guys here
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You thin… morek I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into… [view original content]
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You thin… morek I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into… [view original content]
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You thin… morek I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into… [view original content]
They can take care of themselves, We need you guys here PROTECT HELENA , FIONA AND THE KIDS. AUGGIE WAS TRYING TO KILL THEM JUST A MOMENT AGO AND GEOFFREY IS GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS. AND WHAT ABOUT JANE AND HOPE?
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You thin… morek I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into… [view original content]
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You thin… morek I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into… [view original content]
Comments
Nothings wrong with it at all its kinda cool and really funny. Its just so many refrences are kinda killing seriousnes the situation. But again i like them theire cool
What can I say, violence is contagious xD
All of the stories are bleeding into each other making one super story? XD
It's undeniable.
I do want to punch Hope in the face, I might just have to punch myself to do that XD
I think that's Lords Story :P
How was I making references (besides Let it Go xD)
"But if you get punched in the fanfic, you get punched in real life!"
Ooh, interesting, I'm interested
No, We're going to the coast!
Awesome Chapter!!
No, We're going to the coast!
Awesome chapter!
yeah something like that it was kinda odd.
Auggie: "ILL KILL YOU!!!!!"
Kevin: "No cmon man just relax ok just let him go"
Hope: "Oh i get it you're quoting Mike from the walking dead game"
Kevin: "WHAT? NO He has a man on F8cking headlock why the f8ck would i be talking about a video game?"
Hope: "Well you just sounded like you were..."
Kevin: "OMFG can you take ANYTHING seriously this guy could DIE"
Hope: "Im sorry man i just thought you were refrencing"
Kevin: "NO NO im tired of you you did'n even get the refrence right mike said 'Give me the gun Clem' How that hell did 'Let him go' sound ANYTHING like that?"
Hope: "Look im sorry man..."
Kevin: "NO YOURE NOT YOU NEVER ARE"
Fiona: "OMG guys STOP this why are you arguing about this?"
Kevin : "He won't take this seriously"
Fiona: "Says the guy willing to risk a persons life just to fight someone"
Auggie: "Nah its ok guys my dead familly just told me to forgive you for no particular reason"
Kevin attacks Hope
Fiona: *OMG Guys STOP"
Kevin is grabbed by Geoffrey and stops suddenly
Kevin: "You know i suddenly want to forgive your life eventhough youve done nothing but be a douchebag to me since we arrive for some reason i can't seem remeber"
Elsa: "The writer of this fic/story is so salty"
Fiona: "What? What writer? What are you talking about?"
Elsa: "The writer of the story he sometimes gives characters he likes the power to break the forth wall. But don't worry hell erase our minds in a moment to bring back realism to the story"
Fiona: "What?"
Elsa shakes her head
Elsa: "Sorry what were we talking about?"
Fiona: "I don't know..."
Kevin: "Well whatever it was im sure it was awesome"
....Did i seriously spend 5 minutes writting that? Either i very seriously love Saltfics or im getting a VERY serious urge to write a interfic.....i think its both.....
You were refrencing movies and stuff like the actual jp. And im not letting my love for them go (XD) its part of why the fics so good
That was it? I was trying to go for an awkward angle so
Mission Accomplished
Aw thanks Lord, I was starting to get a feeling that my Fan Fics weren't really that good anymore.
Honestly, I'm not sure about JP, I feel like I've failed at making it something like "Jurassic Park" and it's more of a "Walking Dead" type thing.... Not bad but just not the angle I was going for.
Dude you can't think that. Your fics go beyond the typical interfic. You make good stories that people like and want to see more off. You're funny youre creative youre an inspiration. Part of why im doing 'you know what' is as a tribute to a story that i loved from a very good friend. So don't doubt yourself as a good story writer i know we never will
Dude thats just the lack of dinos talking
You don't have anything to say?
I've been playing Town of Salem
Well technically I CAN think about that..
"I've seen you take care of yourself better than 3 Mods combined...... But Thanks I guess...."
That's an overstatement and I could make a list of Forum Users who are the real inspirations who inspired me, Kind of like the circle of life....
You play town of salem i do to we should play togther sometime
It is and just don't doubt youself man your stories are awesome
My Town of Salem name is the same as here- Saltlick123 Anyone who wants to Friend Request me go ahead
And Thanks Lord.
I am 100% frien requesting you saltbro
(a soon as my sister leaves my laptop
What's your name on it? >.>
Guess ill give you a hint its my username
Okay
YOU BROKE THE LOVE YOU LITTLE BITCH
No, We're going to the coast
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Jerry: As much as I want to get these guys..............This is what they want, They want to create a diversion so they can pick us off, We have to keep moving.
Kevin: Screw that! If we keep going they'll keep hunting us down till we're all dead! We need to deal with this NOW
Jerry: As I said, THAT is the exact reaction they want us to have, What we need to do is stay calm and keep moving on.
Hope: Guess we should get on our way then....
Geoffrey: What I was thinking, Because of all this ruckus those things might come after us again....
Robb: Can't wait to get home...........
Auggie: Some of us don't have a home to go to.....
Robb: I didn't me-
Auggie: I know, save your energy......
Hope: Almost out of Battery......
Kevin: Good, then you can stop being a little bitch waving a camera around...
Hope: But I have like 4 more charged up and ready to go Smiles
Kevin: I'll deal with you later.........
The group starts moving on into the jungle
4 Hours Later
Fiona: The sun's starting to come up
Jane: Finally, I feel like it was night forever
Helena:: GUYS!!!!!
Fiona: Sis, you okay?
Elsa: You okay?
Helena: I think my water just broke,.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kevin: Oh Fuck.....
Hope starts filming
Kevin: are you fucking serious Hope!? This is a LOW even for you.
Hope: Hey, she said her husband isn't here soooo if we make it, he's gonna wanna see the birth of his god damn child you ignorant fuck
Kevin: I'm the ignorant one!?
Jerry: GUYS! We don't have the time for this
Diego: Por Que!? Hamblamos Tacos! Es Senorita, Hablamos Loco Cocos!
Hope: Man, I took a major Spanish course and that does not seem right.............
Diego: What do you mean senor?
Hope: Save it for the tourists!
Helena: EVERYONE SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Raptor Noises
Geoffrey: They could be anywhere......
Robb: Shit....
Dan Stevens: Jerry you're a doctor right? Can you help Helena?
Jerry: I'm not really a people doctor but I can try.....
Fiona: Get some blankets out of the bags...
Louder Raptor Noises
Auggie: I can take em..........
Geoffrey: By yourself? No way..
Auggie: Gonna stop me
Geoffrey: Didn't say that.... Takes rifle out \
Jerry: Wait, Auggie, you've been in this situation before right? With your daughter? Can you help?
Auggie: She was adopted, So no.
Kevin: Jerry Starts Whispering With those things coming and....Our condition....... We might have to think about leaving people behind....
Jerry: Whispers You mean leaving them as bait? No way
Kevin: Whispers It would buy us time and all they're doing is attracting the things towards us........................... Think about it dammit, If we want to make it, Someone has to have the balls to make the hard decisions
Jerry: Fuck No! OR You could be right...
Leaving people behind? where have i heard that before?.Oh yeah....will it matter here?
Oh hell no!
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin...That's low, even after what hope did, or didn't do for that matter. Leaving behind someone who's giving birth is fucked up!
Fuck No!
Hell fucking no! Maybe he should stay behind for that statement alone.
Fuck No!
FCUK YOU KEVIN throw him to the raptors
And it is now official.
My character is a massive asshole now.
FUCK NO M8
Besides, we got Auggie and Geoffrey here to help, plus I'm sure not everyone here is defenseless...
You could be right...
If we're split up, the dinosaurs will go for the smaller, easier targets to pick off, not the main group.
Probably.
Fuck No!
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Jerry: Fuck No! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Kevin: Me!? You think I'm enjoying this shit? I'm just trying to adjust to our situation! I'm just trying to help everybody SURVIVE
Helena: Ugh....So when this kid grows up, I'll tell him all about what a douchebag this guy named "Kevin" was.....
Hope: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING GOT THAT BURN ON TAPE!!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN KEVS! CAUSE I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE!! OHHHHHHHHH High Five Helen!
Hope puts his hand out but Helena grabs it and starts squeezing it due to the pain
Hope and Helena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Auggie: Come on guys, we're fucking stopping these bitches
Geoffrey: Right behind ya...
Fiona: Okaay Sis, I'm here...Ya can let Hope go now
Helena lets Hope go and Hope runs into the jungle
Kevin: God Dammit Hope!
Jane: I'm going after him! Jane runs into the jungle
Robb: Time to kick some ass bitches....
Elsa: Don't say that again... Like Ever..
Robb: You'll get over it...
Irvin: Or maybe that slut will have to LET T GO
Kyle: I am sick of these motherfucking puns on this motherfucking island!
Elsa: Did you just call me a Slut kid?
Irvin: In a completley attractive way, yes
Gunshot off in the trees
Auggie: OH FUCK!
Elsa: I'll deal with you later....Jerry!
Jerry: Yeah?
Elsa: Think me and Robb should check if Geoffrey and Auggie are okay?
Robb: Why are you volunteering me?
Jerry: Check on em OR They can take care of themselves, We need you guys here
Check on em
Awesome
Check on em
Not going to sacrifice Geoffrey. I don't really like Auggie, but I'm not sacrificing Geoffrey.
They can take care of themselves, We need you guys here PROTECT HELENA , FIONA AND THE KIDS. AUGGIE WAS TRYING TO KILL THEM JUST A MOMENT AGO AND GEOFFREY IS GOING TO DIE ANYWAYS. AND WHAT ABOUT JANE AND HOPE?
Awesome Chapter!!
They can take care of themselves, We need you guys here
The group is all that matters. Phalanx formation!