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  • Thanks! The Pilot has a lot of pressure on him...

    supersagig posted: »

    Name: York Avery Age: 44 Appearance: black short heddle hair , brown eyes , african-american , 5,4 feet tall Personality: Calm , Loyal , Smart , Asshole Any other Info: He´s the pilot

  • Next I suddenly heard a guy start yelling some stuff about Male Genitals....

    Passenger: BALLS!!!! NO ONE ON THIS FLIGHT HAS BALLS LIKE MINE!!!!!!! SUCK MY SALTY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!!

    XDDDD YES splendid I love and approve of this story :'D

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    Punch Hugo

    SHUT UP hugo goddamit >:(

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users:Jurassic Park Episode 1:Crash Landing Chapter 1 Jerry Stewart The plane was one of those where there are 2 seats on each s

  • I caught up another excellent and hilarious chapter XD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 2 Jerry Stewart I was talking to Hope about some stuff but this crazy guy

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    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3

    Jerry Stewart

    2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an announcement, The plane would have to land on an upcoming island.....

    Hope: Oh My God, We are fucked!!!! Oh My God, Oh My God.

    Jerry: Don't worry kid, we'll be alright

    Hope: What did ya think of those 2 guys fighting before the flight attendant broke them up?

    Jerry: Well, they were pissed off, Wake me up in 20 Minutes Please

    Hope: Sure.

    I went to sleep, And started dreaming about..... The Creatures I made..........

    Auggie Fulton

    I just got into a fight with that Hugo guy, The flight attendant broke us up, and we learned the plane would have to land a little early....

    Hugo: WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

    Becky: Mom, Dad, I'm scared....

    Marie: Don't worry, It'll be okay

    Auggie: Yeah, We'll get help, And we're not crash landing so it'll be fine

    Becky: Thanks Daddy

    Marie: What abut Mommy?

    Becky:........ Thank You Mom........

    Irvin Montgomery

    Irvin: Holy Shit we're actually crashing

    Kyle: I know, Do you know what would be funny?

    Ash: What?

    Kyle: If on this island, There's some mutated Godzilla shit.

    Irvin: Epic.

    Kyle: And ash probably won't survive

    Ash: Hey, why me? I'm the bro here, You're just the friend

    Kyle: Hey, Hey, my name's Kyle and you will respect my authoritahhhhh!

    Ash: Wha-

    Kyle: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAHHHH Dumps Corn Chips On Ash

    Ash: Douche

    Kyle: Sweet.

    Irvin: Dammit Guys.... lol

    York Avery

    I'm the pilot of this plane, We have lost navigation and we're running out of fuel, We have to land on this island.

    York: Oh My God....

    Co-Pilot: Yeah

    York: I just feel like somethings off....

    Co-Pilot Don't worry there's a old run way there to land

    York: Wait a sec

    There was something on the run way, it looked big, Maybe it was a tower, It was moving though, idk, Something just feels wrong, We could crash in the trees but that's risky as hell...... Dammit why do I always end up in these Situations......

    The plane will Land on the Runway

  • Land on the Runway - >:3

    The landing is so close :o

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • I just woke up to see that two new parts have been posted. That made me very happy :D

    Land on the Runway

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • Land in the Runaway ( though with Yorks preformance so far hes more likely to crash into the trees if he tries not to)

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • Land in the Runaway. Gorilla shit Forever Xd

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

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    Land on the runway

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • Land in the runway

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • Salt we all voted.......next part pls ( not that i want to rush you

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • lol, It says you posted this just now, right when I checked this thread, Coincidence xD

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Salt we all voted.......next part pls ( not that i want to rush you

  • Crash in the Trees

    More fun great chapter :D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 3 Jerry Stewart 2 Guys were fighting on the plane and then we heard an ann

  • Dammit Mark, I think you might be the only one to get what's about to go down with the Runway choice :)

    Markd4547 posted: »

    Crash in the Trees More fun great chapter

  • I know >:D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Dammit Mark, I think you might be the only one to get what's about to go down with the Runway choice

  • You mean the moving tower part? Actually that was my main reason for voting the runway :D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Dammit Mark, I think you might be the only one to get what's about to go down with the Runway choice

  • Hmmmmmmmmmm, You might be evil too, but maybe both choices are bad or good, WHY SO CONFIDENT!!!!!!!!? :)

    You mean the moving tower part? Actually that was my main reason for voting the runway

  • edited December 2014

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4

    Jerry Stewart

    Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ The Ultimate Predator, Ambushes its prey with no hesitation, and I brought it back from the rock......... Back on Sorna, there was the accident, I couldn't do anything...............

    Jerry: Ah!

    Hope: You okay?

    Jerry: Yeah, Yeah, I'm okay

    Hope: What do you think about us landing on this island?

    Jerry: I think we would be better off in the ocean, but since we're landing here, hopefully we can get some help....

    Hope: It could be a type of horror movie thing

    Jerry: Better not be.....

    Irvin Montgomery

    Oh My God, we're starting to go down faster....

    Irvin: We're going down even faster.....

    Kyle: Holy Shit.

    Irvin: Holy Fucking Shit.

    Ash: Jesus Mary and Joseph.

    Irvin: Dammit Ash, You ruined the Holy Shit chain we were starting

    Ash: Are you serious? We are about to land and it's seems like we are screwed!

    Irvin: Lighten Up a little...

    Ash: I'll lighten up once I know we're safe.

    Kyle: Or Dead.

    Auggie Fulton

    The plane was going really fast downwards now.....

    Becky: Mommy, Daddy, I'm scared

    Marie: Don't be scared sweetie, We'll be okay

    Auggie: Yeah, Like Mommy said ,we'll be okay

    Hugo: HEY AUGGIE!!! THE LAST THING YOUR WIFE IS GONNA SEE WILL BE MY GIANT-ASS BALLS!!!, Then I'll snap her neck and throw her to the sharks....

    Auggie: Shut Up!!! I tired to hit that son of a bitch but the plane suddenly jerked forward and I was sent into the aisle...

    York Avery

    The plane was down, We're gonna be okay.....

    York: Thank you passengers for flying with us and sorry for the inconvenience of the landing on this island....

    Co-Pilot: Any idea where we are?

    York: Sorry Man, the Navigation is fucked.....

    I heard a sudden shrieking noise and the plane roof was being ripped open

    York: Oh My God!!! Get out of the Pilot Cabin!

    Co-Pilot: YORK!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    York: Where are you!?

    Co-Pilot: Right he- Snap Sound

    Hope Pines

    The plane was being ripped open! And passengers all over the plane were screaming

    Jerry: Shit!

    Hope: Where are we?

    Jerry: Oh My God........ Get to the Pilot!

    Hope: Why? Where are we? What's happening!?

    Jerry: We're on Isla Sorna and we're being attacked.

    York: What's happening!!

    Jerry: Hope! You got a Flashlight?

    Hope: Here! Gives Big Flashlight and Jerry starts shining it all over the torn up plane

    I heard some "roaring' get fainter and fainter, I have no Idea what that was....

    Jerry: You the pilot?

    York: Yeah

    Jerry: We need to get off this island, It's isla sorna.

    York: Oh My God, We can't, the plane is damaged too badly, What was that?

    Jerry: Carnotaurus.

    Hope: You okay Jerry?

    Jerry: Yeah, What about you kid?

    Hope: I'm okay. What now?

    York: We Check on the passengers, Then we can split up into groups and go to the shore to get help, These Dinosaurs can't pick us out so easily if we're spread out

    Jerry: With all due respect, That's stupid and you have no idea what you're doing, I used to work here, We need to stick together, If we're in a bigger group than the animals are less likely to attack us, We just got lucky, Real Lucky.

    Hope: I agree with Jerry, We should stick together OR I agree with York, We should split up into groups

    Sorry if my writing kind of sucked in this part, I just wanted to get another chapter out.

  • I agree with Jerry, We should stick together.

    Jerry knows what he's doing. :3

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • I agree with Jerry, We should stick together

    Splitting up never works in any situation, that's a fact.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • I agree with Jerry, we should stick together

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • Jerry is the smartest. But more characters need to die before him. Plus, we haven't even met the T. Rex, Raptors, Pteranodon, Compies, , Spinosaurus, Dilphosasaurs, Ceratosaurus, Troodon......

    I agree with York, We should split up into groups

    We just got lucky, Real Lucky.

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    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • Agree with Jerry

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • I agree with Jerry, We should stick together

    Stick together DIE together >:D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • Thanks Mark, If I ever get stuck in that hellhole Ireland, I'll remember that you won't leave me xD :)

    Markd4547 posted: »

    I agree with Jerry, We should stick together Stick together DIE together >:D

  • We'll see....

    Jerry is the smartest. But more characters need to die before him. Plus, we haven't even met the T. Rex, Raptors, Pteranodon, Compies, , Spi

  • XD pff Merica with all your diseases you would be killed before you even entered >:D

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Thanks Mark, If I ever get stuck in that hellhole Ireland, I'll remember that you won't leave me xD

  • Ha, You and your potato famine, Your people would die of hunger before I could get "captured' and dropped off there :)

    Markd4547 posted: »

    XD pff Merica with all your diseases you would be killed before you even entered >:D

  • I agree with mark Him, Tomas and the dinos are about to have some fun >:)

    Markd4547 posted: »

    I agree with Jerry, We should stick together Stick together DIE together >:D

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    HEY A million people died in that famine but nice rendition of irish history I like that XDDDD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Ha, You and your potato famine, Your people would die of hunger before I could get "captured' and dropped off there

  • I have good theme song right here for this fic:

    Beautiful.

  • Which ones do you think will show up if any?

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    Take a guess here http://www.strawpoll.me/3164925

    There could be more too :)

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    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Which ones do you think will show up if any? Take a guess here http://www.strawpoll.me/3164925 There could be more too

  • Stick together!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 4 Jerry Stewart Camouflage, It blends in with it's surroundings........ Th

  • When it´s the next chapter coming?

  • Friendship :)

    BlueShadiw posted: »

    Stick together!

  • Tonight.

    supersagig posted: »

    When it´s the next chapter coming?

  • Just to make things clear :), Dark Angels and the Shadow of November have 5 chapters per part but Forum Users: Jurassic Park will have 6.

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    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 5

    Irvin Montgomery

    Irvin: Holy Shit!!!

    Ash: You guys okay?

    Kyle: Just a few cuts, I'll live

    Irivn: Damn, What was that?

    Ash: I have no idea.

    Kyle: Let's just wait for the pilot to tell us something....

    Irvin: What do you want to do till then?

    Ash: I don't know. Maybe Trivia?

    Kyle: Oh, How about we all say who we have a crush on

    Ash: What if we don't like anyone?

    Kyle: Then you're skipped. Irvin, you're first.

    Irvin: Well I have a crush on that girl Sophie back home..... What about you Kyle?

    Kyle: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU LIKE SOPHIE!!! OHHHHHHH

    Auggie Fulton

    Oh My God, The plane landed and something attacked us, The plane was torn to shit and a few passengers are gone, I then heard something abou some kid liking some girl named Sophie....

    Hugo: OHHHHHHH SOME BALLS SUCKING GOING ON!!! COUNT ME IN BOYS!!!!

    Auggie: Shut the fuck up you sad rip off of Pedo Bear

    Hugo: Ah, the nerve on you bra Pushes Auggie I just wanted to meet your kid there, Hi Little girl, My name is DADDY HUGO!! StupidCuntSayWhat?

    Becky: What?

    Hugo: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Auggie: Marie, keep Becky safe, Go away dipshit or else.....

    Hugo: Relax bro, I was just kidding with ya, See you later, I'm gonna tal to the pilot and see if he has any balls....

    Jerry Stewart

    I proposed that we stick together, the animals here are less likely to attack us if we are in large numbers, but the pilot wanted us to split up into groups, he knows nothing about these Animals and how they function though....

    Jerry: So what do you say Hope?

    Hope: I think splitting up is a bad idea, especially from watching a shit load of horror movies

    York: This isn't a horror movie though kid

    Jerry: He knows that but he also knows a little about me, I used to work for InGen and I know how these animals operate, How they think, how they move, when and how they'll attack Pulls out Carnosaurus tooth, If we split up then we are definitely dead if we stay in a group our odds are better but still, We probably won't get off this island alive.......

    Hugo: Sup my Homies, BALL MASTER IS IN THE HOUSEEEE!!!!!!!!

    York: Tell the passengers and see if they're okay, I'm gonna double check and see if I can get any type of radio here....

    Hope: Okay

    Jerry: Thanks for having my back

    Hope: No problem, you know what you're doing, everyone else here doesn't, including me....

    Hugo: So what's the plan tits?

    Jerry: Our plan is to feed you to the dinosaurs if you don't shut the hell up

    Hugo: How about you make me Biatch.

    Jerry: Hold my hat Hope, Takes off Brown Fedora

    Hope: What are you gonna do?

    Shut Hugo up OR Stare Down Hugo

    Will Hugo finally be silenced? Can York somehow by a miracle get a radio? and will Hope start filming a horror movie? Find out next time :)

  • Stare down Hugo - Death stare. >:3

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 1: Crash Landing Chapter 5 Irvin Montgomery Irvin: Holy Shit!!! Ash: You guys okay? Kyle: Jus

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