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  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    Well mark you blend so well with the shadows we could'nt see you.

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  • zachiscool3zachiscool3

    I'm still here.

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    i don't know whats sadder. This or the fact that super and i are the only people still here

  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    And ofcourse you. Glad to see you bro :).

    So Ign is the only one not here now

    zachiscool3 posted: »

    I'm still here.

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    I'm still here...

    ...waiting, watching, reading >:3

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Thank gid super i was afraid everyone left. And yes i did see that. It was the main reason i did this now. Saltfics have been way too abandoned lately.

  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    AHHHHH. Can you guys stop coming out of the shadows?

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    I'm still here... ...waiting, watching, reading >:3

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft
    edited June 2015

    -retreats back into the shadows-

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    AHHHHH. Can you guys stop coming out of the shadows?

  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw

    FORUMS UNFOLLOWED ME.

    NOT WORTH IT

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Elsa Houten Elsa and Robb see the blood trail leading behind a group of plants Auggie: Motherfuck! God Dammit! You're gonna be okay ol

  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw

    Hello I am the back.

    Alt text

  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    Welcome back bro

    BlueShadiw posted: »

    Hello I am the back.

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 5: In the Face of Death Part 2

    Jerry Stewart

    panting noise

    Jerry: It's not worth the risk, just keep on going,,,,

    panting sound stops and it sounds like something is running away through the jungle

    Jerry: Watch out.

    Kyle: Okay then....

    Auggie: What I was gonna say was that it sounded like someone was having-

    Hope Pines

    Running through the jungle

    Hope: Oh My God! What was that!

    Jane: I have no idea!

    The two stop

    Hope: WOAH, I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Luckily I filmed some of it.

    Jane: You what?

    Hope: Well yeah, if we live and if this footage gets released, and if it gets a cinematic release

    Jane stares at Hope

    Hope: .....that would....OBVIOUSLY not be in the release but I would keep it for our kids or my kids, depending if we get married or not, and if you end up being pregnant cause we didn't use protection just no-

    Jane: What the fuck i wrong with you?

    Hope: What's wrong with you?

    Jane: How old are you really?

    Hope: WOAH, you didn't even know how old I was when we fucked?

    Jane: No, I did....

    Hope: You Slut.

    Jane: Well you were the one who hit on me pedo!

    Hope: I'm fucking 17!

    Jane: SAME!

    Hope: Well....this was really weird....I'm just glad that whatever the noises were didn't come in and see us.....

    Auggie

    Helena: Guess I should be thinking of a name, any thoughts?

    Fiona: Your choice sis.

    Helena: What about you Auggie, you got any suggestions?

    Auggie stares at Helena

    Auggie: Never named my kid....

    Helena: So? Give it a shot, remember its a boy.

    Geoffrey OR Whatever your husbands name is JR. OR I think Harry's a good name OR Does it look like I give a fuck about your boy's name when we're all probably gonna die anyways

    Getting back into it....

  • LiquidChicagoTedLiquidChicagoTed
    edited June 2015

    Hehe, I heavily suspected it was Hope and Jane. Terrible timing, truly terrible timing from both of them.

    Geoffrey

    He saved his life after all. And it's a good name, especially if the kid wants to become a king when he's older.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users: Jurassic Park Episode 5: In the Face of Death Part 2 Jerry Stewart panting noise Jerry: It's not worth the risk, just

  • supersagigsupersagig
    edited July 2015

    Does it look like I give a fuck about your boy's name when we're all probably gonna die anyways

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator

    Does it look like I give a fuck about your boy's name when we're all probably gonna die anyways

    There was no way I wasn't choosing this.

    Btw Salt, the I. Rex's thing was just like to the Carnos eh?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    There was no way I wasn't choosing this.

    That was harsh XD

    Btw Salt, the I. Rex's thing was just like to the Carnos eh?

    Yeah, I also liked the thermal detector thing (you know what I mean) So, do you still feel the same way about Jurassic World? (I might actually end up seeing it again with some other friends this week :P) since I still think it was great :D

    InGen_Nate_Kenny posted: »

    Does it look like I give a fuck about your boy's name when we're all probably gonna die anyways There was no way I wasn't choosing this. Btw Salt, the I. Rex's thing was just like to the Carnos eh?

  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw

    Hope: WOAH, I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Luckily I filmed some of it.

    Alt text

    Somehow I knew that was what it was. Now I wish I voted to run up on em, just so Kevin had another reason to hate on Hope.

    [Geoffrey]

    Old man deserves respects.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    Geoffrey

    I KNEW IT

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    Yeah...I kept asking you guys if you were sure since I really wanted the group to jump in on them :P

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Geoffrey I KNEW IT

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    Geoffrey

    Hope got laid, huh? That's not really a good thing to do when on the run from dinosaurs.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • HelloWorld123HelloWorld123

    Does it look like I give a fuck about your boy's name when we're all probably gonna die anyways

    Well, that definitely sounds like something Auggie would say. XD

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    Forum Users:Jurassic Park Episode 5: In the Face of Death Part 3

    Auggie

    Helena: Guess I should be thinking of a name, any thoughts?

    Fiona: Your choice sis.

    Helena: What about you Auggie, you got any suggestions?

    Auggie stares at Helena

    Auggie: Never named my kid....

    Helena: So? Give it a shot, remember its a boy.

    Auggie: Look like I'm a creative guy? I would probably choose something like...."RaptorKiller123"

    Helena: Then "RaptorKiller123" it is.... Smilles

    Fiona: Are you guys serious right now?

    Auggie: Hell No

    Helena: It's called sarcasm you bitch.

    Fiona stares at Helena

    Helena: And that was also Sarcasm

    Kyle: WHAAAA ARE WE GONNA HAVE A CHICK FIGHT HERE!?

    Irvin: Let's see if it's a strip fight.....

    Ash: What is wrong with you two?

    Irvin: What can we say, we're horny teenage bastards.

    Auggie: Shut up boy, save that shit for later.

    Helena: You can chill a little Auggie.....So without sarcasm this time, any suggestions?

    Auggie: Looks at Alicia Well....it's probably nothing but I think Geoffrey is a good name

    Alicia looks at Auggie

    Helena: Geoffrey's a great name, I knew you had that name-making talent in you!

    Kevin: You people gonna catch up with the rest of us?

    Auggie: Coming!

    A few hours later

    Hope

    Hope and Jane sitting up in a tree

    Jane: Do you think we'll ever get out of here?

    Hope: Hopefully.

    Jane: What you Hope isn't what you think....Hope.

    Hope: I know...

    Hope and Jane see a Ankolosaurus group approaching

    Jane: Wow..... You seein-

    Jane sees Hope filming

    Jane: Never Mind...

    Jerry Stewart

    Jerry: Damn

    Kevin: We're fucked!

    Diego: Senors, maybe we can swim across?

    Kevin: We're not trying to get across Mexican!

    Jerry: We're trying to go down the river so it will either lead us directly or close to the coat.

    Diego: Excuse me for trrrrrrrrrying to help! Shoves Kevin

    Kevin: Don't use your damn Mexican "R" rolling shit ON ME! Punches Diego

    Jerry: Hey! Relax!

    Baby starts crying

    Helena: You woke him up!

    Ash: Starts crying Now we're all gonna die you fucking assholes! You fucking maggots! Fucking sacks of useless goddamn meat! Fucking fuck McFuck of fucking Starts crying more

    Irvin: Are you okay Bro?

    Auggie: He's having a mental breakdown.

    Kevin: Guys.....if the baby becomes a problem or/and anyone else has a "mental breakdown"...I think we need to talk about "letting some people loose"...

    Helena: Hold on! Are you talking about leaving MY SON behind!

    Kevin: It's a subject we need to talk about...

    Helena: Well DROP DEAD you piece of shit!

    Fiona: Helena! Chill!

    Helena: NO YOU CHILL! I did not go through labor JUST TO LET MY BABY DIE!!

    Kevin: I'm a god damn realist and I'm just saying that if it comes down to it, we need to be willing to let people go.

    Jerry: For the love of God, don't go on with your "leave someone to save the group shit" again Kevin.

    Auggie: by the way, who's "we" Kevin?

    Kevin: THE GROUP

    Auggie: Sounds like you're talking about yourself......

    Kevin: Listen man....I heard about your family...and just because they're dead doesn't give you any goddamn reason to walk around and act like they never existed..

    Auggie: Watch it....

    Kevin: Do you seriously think I or anyone else here gives a shit about you? I would be willing to leave ANYONE here behind and so would the rest of you!

    Auggie punches Kevin

    Kevin punches Auggie

    Elsa: GUYS! LOOK! A battered medium sized boat slowly floats up the river

    Diego: Think we should take it? I know a lot about boats

    Kevin: And taking jobs and ruining governments from guys like me...Yeah...

    Jerry: Kevin shut the FUCK up for ten god damn seconds!

    Kevin stares at Jerry

    Jerry: The question is, who's gonna swim out and bring the boat in?

    Elsa: We should take a vote.....

    What ends up being the group vote: Diego, you're the boat guy OR Kevin, you're the one who's being a hardass OR Auggie, you're pretty strong and fit OR Jerry, how about you go and do it

  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator
    edited July 2015

    A river?

    ....I don't like the sound of this. Why would the boat be floating down or battered?

    [Auggie, you're pretty strong] Hope you die.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    Ahhhh pointless arguing you never cease to amaze.

    Anyway awesome part bro.

    I want to say Kevin but i pick Diego......why? because in the end hes only Javier but less funny so we wouln't be losing THAT much.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    There was a river on Isla Sorna

    Why would the boat be floating down or battered?

    Hmmmmm :)

    Hope you die.

    Is there a reason you hate Auggie so much?XD

    InGen_Nate_Kenny posted: »

    A river? ....I don't like the sound of this. Why would the boat be floating down or battered? [Auggie, you're pretty strong] Hope you die.

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    Ahhhh pointless arguing you never cease to amaze.

    It's called "Group Survival" :P

    I want to say Kevin but i pick Diego......why? because in the end hes only Javier but less funny so we wouln't be losing THAT much. /

    Honestly.....I've never compared Diego and Javier before....wow xD

    Lord_EAA posted: »

    Ahhhh pointless arguing you never cease to amaze. Anyway awesome part bro. I want to say Kevin but i pick Diego......why? because in the end hes only Javier but less funny so we wouln't be losing THAT much.

  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator

    There was a river on Isla Sorna

    I know, and I have a VERY vivid and specific memory of what happened on that river.

    Hmmmmm :)

    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

    Is there a reason you hate Auggie so much?XD

    He's the Jenna Harking of this story. I hate him, he's a weirdo, a prick, an asshole, etc.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    There was a river on Isla Sorna Why would the boat be floating down or battered? Hmmmmm Hope you die. Is there a reason you hate Auggie so much?XD

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    I know, and I have a VERY vivid and specific memory of what happened on that river.

    Let's see if anyone remembers....

    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

    Cinema Sins Voice Possible foreshadowing.

    He's the Jenna Harking of this story. I hate him, he's a weirdo, a prick, an asshole, etc.

    Surprised that no one said anything like that about Hugo xD

    InGen_Nate_Kenny posted: »

    There was a river on Isla Sorna I know, and I have a VERY vivid and specific memory of what happened on that river. Hmmmmm

  • Lord_EAALord_EAA

    REALLY?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Ahhhh pointless arguing you never cease to amaze. It's called "Group Survival" :P I want to say Kevin but i pick Diego......wh

  • LiquidChicagoTedLiquidChicagoTed

    Diego, you're the boat guy

    I have thought a bit about this. It's quite the coincidence that the boat floats down just like this, so it's likely that this is a trap. Diego is not only the expert on boats here, but he is also the only one I can choose here. Jerry is the group leader of some sorts, so loosing him would be bad. While I don't really care for Auggie, he has a debt to Geoffrey and will probably give Alicia better survival chances by protecting her. And while I would like to choose that bastard Kevin (whom I wish a brutal death after this chapter), I don't trust him enough. In the unlikely case that this is not a trap created by Tomas or Gollum, he might decide to leave the group behind.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • InGen_Nate_KennyInGen_Nate_Kenny Moderator
    edited July 2015

    You're sending the guy who knows how to get the boats who can get fucked up and then we have no Kenny level boat expert?

    LiquidChicagoTed posted: »

    Diego, you're the boat guy I have thought a bit about this. It's quite the coincidence that the boat floats down just like this, so it's

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    Kevin, you're the one who's being a hardass

    Hopefully he'll get eaten or something and we won't have to put up with his racist ass anymore.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • supersagigsupersagig

    Kevin, you're the one who's being a hardass

    Fuck you Kevin

    Awesome chapter!

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • BlueShadiwBlueShadiw
    edited July 2015

    Diego: Excuse me for trrrrrrrrrying to help! Shoves Kevin

    Kevin: Don't use your damn Mexican "R" rolling shit ON ME! Punches Diego

    Every time. Kevin why do you do these things xD

    I really don't wanna do this, but...

    GO DIEGO, GO!

    If he ends up dying I'll feel so bad. But I can't allow the other three to die (leader, badass glue of the group, and asshole who might get a redeeming ark) while all Diego knows about are boats. Can't be too hard to drive one...right? ._.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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  • Saltlick123Saltlick123
    edited August 2015

    Don't panic, I'm not taking up another one any time soon because I failed so hard on this one time wise :(

    (Another Part will come today or tomorrow)

    http://www.poll-maker.com/poll385573x16104c78-15

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    Just wanted to say I voted three times on option two. I just tested it for the hell of it after voting the first time and I thought it might have counted it, so I did it the third time to see if I was right. It seems I was.

    Anyway, just putting it out there to avoid confusion. Sorry if I caused any problems. D:

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Don't panic, I'm not taking up another one any time soon because I failed so hard on this one time wise (Another Part will come today or tomorrow) http://www.poll-maker.com/poll385573x16104c78-15

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    xD,I was gonna use Stawpoll and I tried it but it wouldn't make the poll probably because it had too many letters or something

    It's okay, I'm just using that poll to brainstorm of what people want so you're just saying you want that one a lot :P

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Just wanted to say I voted three times on option two. I just tested it for the hell of it after voting the first time and I thought it might

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    Forum Users:Jurassic Park Episode 5: In the Face of Death Part 4

    Diego

    Group decision: Diego should be the one to go

    Diego: Ay! Why me?

    Kevin: You're the boat guy, you can go out and tell us if the boat is usable... Damn femcejumpers want money for every god damn thing

    Diego: WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RACIST PIECE OF DUNG!!!!!

    Group stares at Diego

    Diego: Fine i'll go, but I ain't no apologizing

    Diego starts swimming towards the boat but his body gets pulled under water

    Diego: AHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO, HELPPPPP!!!!!!!

    Auggie: Fuck! Jumps into the water

    Diego: Wait! Wait! I was just kidding amigos, comprende?

    Auggie re-joins the group

    Kevin: If you keep this shit up i'll beat your ass! COMPRENDE!?

    Diego: So rude.....

    Diego gets up on the back of the boat and starts examining it

    Helena: So, how is it!?

    Diego: Looks pretty hinky and battered but it will do.....There's a few oil drums in here, there's some seats on the inside of it, but I think we can make it to the coast with this! It's pretty dark so hopefully everything else is asleep for naww...So Let's go!

    Irvin: Go Diego GO!

    Ash and Kyle laugh

    Hope

    Jane: That was amazing

    Hope: Yup...

    Jane: Tell me......why do you have to film everything instead of enjoying it?

    Hope: I don't know....I kind of feel like that if I don't that....

    Jane: It's okay if you're not ready to share....

    Hope: I know.....let's get down from this tree and try to make our way to the river, that's where the group was heading.

    Tomas Branfield

    Tomas: Fools.....can their escape plan be anymore obvious? Ah, they're so desperate....

    Looks into the Jungle to see a pair of eyes and an arrow sticking out

    Tomas: Fuck it, Let's go, I won't be far behind...

    Auggie

    The boat slowly moves along the river and everyone is chatting

    Jerry is sitting on the side by himself looking at the Carnotaurus DNA he retrieved

    Auggie: So, what are you doing now?

    Jerry: Puts the DNA away Thinking......

    Auggie: About what?

    Jerry: This, something isn't right.....

    Auggie: You mean the people here?

    Jerry: Not them...Just the fact that a torn up boat conveniently strolled down the river RIGHT when we came by....I don't know what you think but as a scientist, something is screwy about that...

    Loud noise from the jungle

    Jerry: Why do I have to be right all the time....

    Auggie: Must just be you...

    Jerry: Ha, do you honestly think that?

    Another loud noise

    Jerry looks shocked

    Auggie: QUIET EVERYONE! OR Do you know what's coming? OR Fuck this, I'm gonna swim over there, go in the trees and figure out what the hell is going on OR Don't do anything and see what everyone else does

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    Throw Kevin's racist ass overboard

    Is that an option?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    Forum Users:Jurassic Park Episode 5: In the Face of Death Part 4 Diego Group decision: Diego should be the one to go Diego: Ay! Why

  • Saltlick123Saltlick123

    No, sorry :P

    NoHopeLeft posted: »

    Throw Kevin's racist ass overboard Is that an option?

  • NoHopeLeftNoHopeLeft

    It needs to happen sooner or later, Salty. It needs to happen. ;-;

    QUIET EVERYONE! - I foresee Kevin running his mouth.

    Saltlick123 posted: »

    No, sorry :P

  • supersagigsupersagig

    Do you know what's coming?

    Saltlick123 posted: »

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