Dark Angels Part 5: The Will to Survive Chapter 2
Rebecca Saunders
Rebecca: Good to see you Sparker....
Sparker: Good to see you to… moreo babe Kisses HmmHmmmHmmm now let's do this....
Rebecca: What about Alex and Zack?
Sparker: Hopefully they can take out a few of the Skrubs but if it comes down to it, they're Expendable. We stick to the plan, Vicente's or more of our men are charging this place so the skrubs shouldn't last for long...
Rebecca: Sweet
Sparker: Not as sweet as you HaHa Oh He Ha Ha,and I thought my jokes were bad....
Lynne Bowen
I may not act like it a lot, But I care for these guys....
Lynne: Ah! Punches Henchman then turns around and stabs another Hey Jordan
Jordan: Hey Lynne, What are you doing here? Punches and Snaps henchman's Throat
Lynne: Told you, it's a Long Story.... Shoots another Henchman in the head Who are the other guys? And is Arin here?
Jordan: Arin's dead, Sparker killed him.… [view original content]
Fist-Fight Sparker seems to be the more epic choice.
So now we have four awesome fights incoming: The Tech-Guy taser battle (absolutely awesome), the midget knife fight, the fight between Javier and Alex (which I fail to find a good title for... any suggestions?) and the final battle between Jordan and Sparky. I can't wait for the next part, this part was almost too awesome to handle!
Dark Angels Part 5: The Will to Survive Chapter 2
Rebecca Saunders
Rebecca: Good to see you Sparker....
Sparker: Good to see you to… moreo babe Kisses HmmHmmmHmmm now let's do this....
Rebecca: What about Alex and Zack?
Sparker: Hopefully they can take out a few of the Skrubs but if it comes down to it, they're Expendable. We stick to the plan, Vicente's or more of our men are charging this place so the skrubs shouldn't last for long...
Rebecca: Sweet
Sparker: Not as sweet as you HaHa Oh He Ha Ha,and I thought my jokes were bad....
Lynne Bowen
I may not act like it a lot, But I care for these guys....
Lynne: Ah! Punches Henchman then turns around and stabs another Hey Jordan
Jordan: Hey Lynne, What are you doing here? Punches and Snaps henchman's Throat
Lynne: Told you, it's a Long Story.... Shoots another Henchman in the head Who are the other guys? And is Arin here?
Jordan: Arin's dead, Sparker killed him.… [view original content]
Fist-Fight Sparker seems to be the more epic choice.
So now we have four awesome fights incoming: The Tech-Guy taser battle (absolutely a… morewesome), the midget knife fight, the fight between Javier and Alex (which I fail to find a good title for... any suggestions?) and the final battle between Jordan and Sparky. I can't wait for the next part, this part was almost too awesome to handle!
Fist-Fight Sparker seems to be the more epic choice.
So now we have four awesome fights incoming: The Tech-Guy taser battle (absolutely a… morewesome), the midget knife fight, the fight between Javier and Alex (which I fail to find a good title for... any suggestions?) and the final battle between Jordan and Sparky. I can't wait for the next part, this part was almost too awesome to handle!
Holy christ I forgot about the robot fight! With the possible cat fight incoming that would be six totally epic battles... Damn SaltBro, I need the next chapter now!
Holy christ I forgot about the robot fight! With the possible cat fight incoming that would be six totally epic battles... Damn SaltBro, I need the next chapter now!
Dark Angels Part 5: The Will to Survive Chapter 2
Rebecca Saunders
Rebecca: Good to see you Sparker....
Sparker: Good to see you to… moreo babe Kisses HmmHmmmHmmm now let's do this....
Rebecca: What about Alex and Zack?
Sparker: Hopefully they can take out a few of the Skrubs but if it comes down to it, they're Expendable. We stick to the plan, Vicente's or more of our men are charging this place so the skrubs shouldn't last for long...
Rebecca: Sweet
Sparker: Not as sweet as you HaHa Oh He Ha Ha,and I thought my jokes were bad....
Lynne Bowen
I may not act like it a lot, But I care for these guys....
Lynne: Ah! Punches Henchman then turns around and stabs another Hey Jordan
Jordan: Hey Lynne, What are you doing here? Punches and Snaps henchman's Throat
Lynne: Told you, it's a Long Story.... Shoots another Henchman in the head Who are the other guys? And is Arin here?
Jordan: Arin's dead, Sparker killed him.… [view original content]
Javier vs Alex (still haven't found a good name for this fight), mainly because I'm most involved in this one. Alex seems to be physically stronger, but maybe Javiers military background can tip the scales to his favour. One can only hope...
Runner up would be the Tech-Guy Taser Battle which sounds like it's going to be extremely funny
Dark Angels Part 5: The Will to Survive Chapter 2
Rebecca Saunders
Rebecca: Good to see you Sparker....
Sparker: Good to see you to… moreo babe Kisses HmmHmmmHmmm now let's do this....
Rebecca: What about Alex and Zack?
Sparker: Hopefully they can take out a few of the Skrubs but if it comes down to it, they're Expendable. We stick to the plan, Vicente's or more of our men are charging this place so the skrubs shouldn't last for long...
Rebecca: Sweet
Sparker: Not as sweet as you HaHa Oh He Ha Ha,and I thought my jokes were bad....
Lynne Bowen
I may not act like it a lot, But I care for these guys....
Lynne: Ah! Punches Henchman then turns around and stabs another Hey Jordan
Jordan: Hey Lynne, What are you doing here? Punches and Snaps henchman's Throat
Lynne: Told you, it's a Long Story.... Shoots another Henchman in the head Who are the other guys? And is Arin here?
Jordan: Arin's dead, Sparker killed him.… [view original content]
What's your favorite Dark Angels quote? Mine is from Part 2: The Hunt Chapter 2.........."And you Jordan.... I'm gonna kill your friend Arin here and make you watch as his heart falls out of his chest and then by the time you see that you'll be dead right after and you'll be missing a foot..... For you Grandpa, After i'm done with them, i'll shove Jordans severed foot so far up your ass it will look like you grew a pair of tits..."-From Sparker to Jordan, Arin, and Constance.
What's your favorite Dark Angels quote? Mine is from Part 2: The Hunt Chapter 2.........."And you Jordan.... I'm gonna kill your friend Arin… more here and make you watch as his heart falls out of his chest and then by the time you see that you'll be dead right after and you'll be missing a foot..... For you Grandpa, After i'm done with them, i'll shove Jordans severed foot so far up your ass it will look like you grew a pair of tits..."-From Sparker to Jordan, Arin, and Constance.
What's your favorite Dark Angels quote? Mine is from Part 2: The Hunt Chapter 2.........."And you Jordan.... I'm gonna kill your friend Arin… more here and make you watch as his heart falls out of his chest and then by the time you see that you'll be dead right after and you'll be missing a foot..... For you Grandpa, After i'm done with them, i'll shove Jordans severed foot so far up your ass it will look like you grew a pair of tits..."-From Sparker to Jordan, Arin, and Constance.
What's your favorite Dark Angels quote? Mine is from Part 2: The Hunt Chapter 2.........."And you Jordan.... I'm gonna kill your friend Arin… more here and make you watch as his heart falls out of his chest and then by the time you see that you'll be dead right after and you'll be missing a foot..... For you Grandpa, After i'm done with them, i'll shove Jordans severed foot so far up your ass it will look like you grew a pair of tits..."-From Sparker to Jordan, Arin, and Constance.
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Results So Far: According to the po… morell results
* Peterson Hunt from the Shadow of November is the favorite main character out of the 3 Fan Fics
* The Shadow of November is more anticipated than Forum Users: Jurassic Park
* You guys like the cast from Dark Angels the most out of the three Casts.
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Results So Far: According to the po… morell results
* Peterson Hunt from the Shadow of November is the favorite main character out of the 3 Fan Fics
* The Shadow of November is more anticipated than Forum Users: Jurassic Park
* You guys like the cast from Dark Angels the most out of the three Casts.
Agent 123: Nope! I got it Shoots down missiles at the Tank
Constance: You're being more of a showoff than that kid I call "Rambo"..........
Agent 123: And people say I'm the Salty one HAHAHAHA Shoots a missile at another Tank
Wilson Smith
Wilson: AHHHHHHHHHH
Zack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zack stabs Wilson in the foot and then in the chest...
Wilson stabs his knife in Zack's arm
Zack: Oh No you didn't biatch Pulls knife from arm And now you don't have a knife.......
Wilson: Aw Fuck.....
Jacob
Jacob: That was a fail.....
Harry: We go on....
Jacob: 1
Harry: 2
Jacob 3!!!!
Harry: FOR NEWFOUNDLAND YOU EXOTIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Ahhhhh Bahh Shit
Harry: Aw Fuckkk ahhhahahh, '
Jacob: Think I tazed myself......
Harry: Same.... BAHHHHHH
Both crawl towards and try to reach their Tasers.....
Lynne Bowen
Lynne: Stop right there! Who are you?
Diana: The bitch that's gonna kick your ass Punches Lynne
Lynne: You DO NOT want to do that........
Diana: Or else what?
Lynne: You'll see.......
John Lottmann
John: Well this is fun! Shoots at approaching henchmen
Anslem: Tell me about it. I love chaos.
Elsa: Chill out Anslem
Anslem: For the first time in forever you look Steamy
Elsa: For the first time in forever you pay attention dipshit, You would have noticed before, but you're getting any of this.
John: Yep Pulls out knife and stabs a few Henchmen, then pulls out pistol and shoots a few more.... Ummmm AND EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINNGGGGG!!!!! HeHeHe Heya!!!!! Starts Karate Chopping the Air
Anslem: Chill out Rambo.
Elsa: Yeah, Eat a snowcone John.
John: I'm gonna go find some of the other members of our team, I'll be back.
Help Wilson OR Help Javier
Javier Mendoza
Javier: C'mon big guy hit me!
Alex: Fucking Shit..... Attempts to punch Javier but Javier catches it
Javier: Tu es muy stupido!!! Punches Alex
PeGaSuTy 89240
PeGaSuTy 89240: I hate you all, Go die in a hole..............
OKMHG810: You are corrupt, Self Terminate......
PeGaSuTy: Die you bastards...
Warren: Guess this is when I leave
Anathuisus: Not so fast Roldan....... You're gonna be going to the Limbo.....
Warren: I think not, Walks towards Helicopter
Anathuisus: I think so Helicopter Blows Up
Jordan Wilkerson
Jordan: I want to get my hands on you and break your spine, We'll settle this like men.....
Sparker: Cool Bra, Let's tussle, OH HEY BECS!!!
Jordan: Rebecca? Turns around and aims Pistol at her
Sparker: I wouldn't do that Jordan Points Tommy Gun at Jordan, Jordan turns and aims at Sparker instead
Rebecca: Relax boys....... Opens and takes pistol out of Briefcase HEY JORDAN!!!
Jordan: Wha Tuns around
Rebecca: THINK FAST! Shoots Jordan in the chest
Sparker: Good Shooting Becs, Can I see that pistol?
Rebecca: Sure Babe
Sparker: Thanks but you're fired Shoots Rebecca in the head
Jordan: You shitbird......
Sparker: HaHaOhHeHaHa......., Plan almost complete.... You see Vicente was one of the world leading Arms dealers and Rebecca was his little assistant and second hand "woman" so if he ever was in an "accident" she would take over, Then she would take over and since I acted like I gave a shit about her, She put in her will to give the company to me, So now I'm officially the head of one of the biggest weapons companies in the world, So all that's left is just killing you and everyone else in my way.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Jordan: You'll never get away with this....
Sparker: I already have...... HAHA!
All I could see was that Mad Man getting closer and closer to me, I have Kevlar on but my chest still hurts like hell...... His laughter getting closer and closer....
Sparker: I'm not gonna shoot you...... I want you to feel every second of this HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
NOOOO he could die.....sparker must live
No super sparker must live
Vote, Fist Fight or Draw!
Fist-fight ( seems the least lethal)
Fist-Fight Sparker seems to be the more epic choice.
So now we have four awesome fights incoming: The Tech-Guy taser battle (absolutely awesome), the midget knife fight, the fight between Javier and Alex (which I fail to find a good title for... any suggestions?) and the final battle between Jordan and Sparky. I can't wait for the next part, this part was almost too awesome to handle!
And I'm thinking of including a cat fight
What about the robot fight? :P
And that's going on too
Holy christ I forgot about the robot fight! With the possible cat fight incoming that would be six totally epic battles... Damn SaltBro, I need the next chapter now!
And this is where I let hype build
Fist fight Sparker
Cool Chapter!!
Which "Final" fight are you guys most looking forward to so far?
Sparker vs Jordan
Javier vs Alex (still haven't found a good name for this fight), mainly because I'm most involved in this one. Alex seems to be physically stronger, but maybe Javiers military background can tip the scales to his favour. One can only hope...
Runner up would be the Tech-Guy Taser Battle which sounds like it's going to be extremely funny
Robot and the midget knife fight XD
Probably Sparker vs Jordan
Fist-Fight Sparker
Amazing chapter!! Hopefully Harry will survive his fight against Jacob!
Jordan vs Sparker or Jacob vs Harry (Tech-Guy Taser Battle XD)
What's your favorite Dark Angels quote? Mine is from Part 2: The Hunt Chapter 2.........."And you Jordan.... I'm gonna kill your friend Arin here and make you watch as his heart falls out of his chest and then by the time you see that you'll be dead right after and you'll be missing a foot..... For you Grandpa, After i'm done with them, i'll shove Jordans severed foot so far up your ass it will look like you grew a pair of tits..."-From Sparker to Jordan, Arin, and Constance.
"I think we should call the kid "Rambo" he does have a bigass knife and his first name is John." -Constance
"Relax, I'll be fine" -Hopeless
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Wilson: Fine , 14. Xd
Why is Jerry comparable to Peter and Jordan hes not a main character
I wasn't sure who to put from JP there so I decided to put him :P
Also i hearby the other 2 as if asking wich is your favorite child......in other words imposible to answer
Oh okay
Eh, Not the best example because most parent secretly have one
Choose if you can.
O GOD IM ABOUT TO GET MY 1000 like
)))))))))))))) from who will it be.......
Nvm...
Oh f****k sorry false alarm im at 959 not 999
Still ill reserve the spot for you salt
I'll get you up by liking all of your posts.
I'm almost at 10,000
Now you have 1000 :P
Let's get you to 10k, shall we? I'm nearly at 4k. Need about 100.
There we go, you have 10k now.
You're welcome.
Thanks
Dark Angels Part 5: The Will to Survive Chapter 3
Agent 123
Constance: Tank coming up! I'll take care of it!
Agent 123: Nope! I got it Shoots down missiles at the Tank
Constance: You're being more of a showoff than that kid I call "Rambo"..........
Agent 123: And people say I'm the Salty one HAHAHAHA Shoots a missile at another Tank
Wilson Smith
Wilson: AHHHHHHHHHH
Zack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Zack stabs Wilson in the foot and then in the chest...
Wilson stabs his knife in Zack's arm
Zack: Oh No you didn't biatch Pulls knife from arm And now you don't have a knife.......
Wilson: Aw Fuck.....
Jacob
Jacob: That was a fail.....
Harry: We go on....
Jacob: 1
Harry: 2
Jacob 3!!!!
Harry: FOR NEWFOUNDLAND YOU EXOTIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jacob: Ahhhhh Bahh Shit
Harry: Aw Fuckkk ahhhahahh, '
Jacob: Think I tazed myself......
Harry: Same.... BAHHHHHH
Both crawl towards and try to reach their Tasers.....
Lynne Bowen
Lynne: Stop right there! Who are you?
Diana: The bitch that's gonna kick your ass Punches Lynne
Lynne: You DO NOT want to do that........
Diana: Or else what?
Lynne: You'll see.......
John Lottmann
John: Well this is fun! Shoots at approaching henchmen
Anslem: Tell me about it. I love chaos.
Elsa: Chill out Anslem
Anslem: For the first time in forever you look Steamy
Elsa: For the first time in forever you pay attention dipshit, You would have noticed before, but you're getting any of this.
John: Yep Pulls out knife and stabs a few Henchmen, then pulls out pistol and shoots a few more.... Ummmm AND EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINNGGGGG!!!!! HeHeHe Heya!!!!! Starts Karate Chopping the Air
Anslem: Chill out Rambo.
Elsa: Yeah, Eat a snowcone John.
John: I'm gonna go find some of the other members of our team, I'll be back.
Help Wilson OR Help Javier
Javier Mendoza
Javier: C'mon big guy hit me!
Alex: Fucking Shit..... Attempts to punch Javier but Javier catches it
Javier: Tu es muy stupido!!! Punches Alex
PeGaSuTy 89240
PeGaSuTy 89240: I hate you all, Go die in a hole..............
OKMHG810: You are corrupt, Self Terminate......
PeGaSuTy: Die you bastards...
Warren: Guess this is when I leave
Anathuisus: Not so fast Roldan....... You're gonna be going to the Limbo.....
Warren: I think not, Walks towards Helicopter
Anathuisus: I think so Helicopter Blows Up
Jordan Wilkerson
Jordan: I want to get my hands on you and break your spine, We'll settle this like men.....
Sparker: Cool Bra, Let's tussle, OH HEY BECS!!!
Jordan: Rebecca? Turns around and aims Pistol at her
Sparker: I wouldn't do that Jordan Points Tommy Gun at Jordan, Jordan turns and aims at Sparker instead
Rebecca: Relax boys....... Opens and takes pistol out of Briefcase HEY JORDAN!!!
Jordan: Wha Tuns around
Rebecca: THINK FAST! Shoots Jordan in the chest
Sparker: Good Shooting Becs, Can I see that pistol?
Rebecca: Sure Babe
Sparker: Thanks but you're fired Shoots Rebecca in the head
Jordan: You shitbird......
Sparker: HaHaOhHeHaHa......., Plan almost complete.... You see Vicente was one of the world leading Arms dealers and Rebecca was his little assistant and second hand "woman" so if he ever was in an "accident" she would take over, Then she would take over and since I acted like I gave a shit about her, She put in her will to give the company to me, So now I'm officially the head of one of the biggest weapons companies in the world, So all that's left is just killing you and everyone else in my way.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Jordan: You'll never get away with this....
Sparker: I already have...... HAHA!
All I could see was that Mad Man getting closer and closer to me, I have Kevlar on but my chest still hurts like hell...... His laughter getting closer and closer....
Sparker: I'm not gonna shoot you...... I want you to feel every second of this HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Rebecca..... But it wasn't that shocking...