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Insult Sword Fighting! (Create your own insults!)

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  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    nitsujsedohr wrote: »
    the doctor told me you were talking to plants again, time to change meds

    ___________

    i am a caribbean death machine




    stop it!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    and by the way, IZ FIRIN' MAH' LAZOR AT YA'!

    I guess that is your insault. In which case.
    YOU MISSED ME WITH YOUR LAZA HAAAAAA

    Insult: Your so poor, you can't even afford a potato chip, while I enjoy my flatscreen tv.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    and by the way, IZ FIRIN' MAH' LAZOR AT YA'!

    I believe that is backwards... uh?

    ____

    You fight like a dairy farmer! (Sorry, had to do it)
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    stop it!

    geez man,your sounding like Antirikurox.If this threads gonna implode, let it implode.

    and btw...you fight like a cow!!!!
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Insult: Your so poor, you can't even afford a potato chip, while I enjjoy my flatscreen tv.

    Answer:
    That is why I'm so fit and dandy while you are... well...not.

    NEW Insult:
    If you pay me good I might teach you a few things.

    (I added "Answer" and "insult" because for some reason it seemed people were challenged in finding out what is what :) )
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    If you pay me WELL I'll teach you about grammar!

    I can outfight an octopus wielding a sword in each arm!
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited October 2009
    You need two?

    You're so clumsy all I have to do is stand in one spot.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited October 2009
    Well, that's all you CAN do being a triple amputee.

    I once killed a man unarmed.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2009
    It is not that hard to kill and unarmed man. Especially when your armed. Next time, fight unarmed against a man.

    I bet you haven't even stolen your first bit of treasure yet.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    It is not that hard to kill and unarmed man. Especially when your armed. Next time, fight unarmed against a man.

    I bet you haven't even stolen your first bit of treasure yet.

    you're right... i was kinda bussy after i stole your wife :p.
  • HomestarloverHomestarlover
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    you're right... i was kinda bussy after i stole your wife :p.

    And I got the fair share of her!

    Everywhere you walk is like slipping on ice
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Homestarlover wrote: »
    And I got the fair share of her!

    Everywhere you walk is like slipping on ice

    And thats just how cool I am.

    You fight like a clown in a circus!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    And you're about as graceful as the elephant!
    Your sword's so rusty, I can almost see through it.
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    And I can see through the gaping hole it left in your chest!
    You witless cur, begone from my sight!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    I could put out your eyes, would that be alright?
    I've seen daisies tougher than you!
  • NachtnebelNachtnebel
    edited October 2009
    Too bad they didn't teach you a trick or two!
    A swing of my saber, and you'll need a hook!
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited October 2009
    Only because I have to fish it from the brook.

    You're aim is atrocious
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2009
    that is because I prefer fist fights to the death and not wimpy sword throwing contests.

    You're so weak, my dog can destroy you with 3 paws tied behind hid back.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited October 2009
    And you're so weak, I could kill you by watching Futurama near you.

    You are so idiotic you willingly installed Windows Vista.
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    YOU'RE so idiotic, you use a Mac!

    (The previous insult does not reflect the opinions of LowMoralFiber, who really doesn't care about the whole Mac vs. PC debate)

    Yer not cut out to be a pirate, you're so clumsy and slow!
  • NachtnebelNachtnebel
    edited October 2009
    And yet I am still two cuts above you!
    I shall pierce your heart, your lung and your brain!
  • rebel pk rrebel pk r
    edited October 2009
    if i cut off your legs you will become lame!
    never before have i seen such a truly ugly face!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    Never seen a mirror before, huh?
    No one who's crossed me has lived to see the sunrise!
  • rebel pk rrebel pk r
    edited October 2009
    good thing I haven't met you yet
    would you rather be swallowed or chewed
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited October 2009
    Not tonight, dear, I'm not in the mood
    Have at thee! That shirt makes you look fat!
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited October 2009
    well of course. i bought it for you!
    your blinding yellow teeth are distracting me.
  • rebel pk rrebel pk r
    edited October 2009
    yes they are made of pure gold!
    today by my self 10 people i have beaten
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    Picking on the kids at the kindergarten again?
    My sword skills are known throughout the seven seas!
  • NachtnebelNachtnebel
    edited October 2009
    Yeah, 1-10 on the "how not to"-list...
    A manatee beats you in style, speed and grace!
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Nachtnebel wrote: »
    A manatee beats you in style, speed and grace!

    Will you please stop bringing your wife into this fight?

    The best fighters in the Caribbean had ME as a teacher!
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    No wonder I was able to beat them so easily!
    If you surrender now, I might just maroon you somewhere...
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited October 2009
    So that's why you're using a paintbrush.

    You're shivering more than a plate of jelly
  • rebel pk rrebel pk r
    edited October 2009
    to bad it hasn't set yet
    your ugly!
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    rebel pk r wrote: »
    your ugly!

    ...did you came out of insult-school just a few minutes ago?

    The day seemed so nice until I saw you!
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited October 2009
    Um... I'm over here. You're talking to a mirror.
    Your wit is about as sharp as your elbow.
  • dahoughtonukdahoughtonuk
    edited October 2009
    And your sword is just as dull as your skull.

    I have defeated the seven headed hydra of legend
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    Then I have nothing to fear since I'm not imaginary.
    My sword is nicknamed "the Widowmaker!"
  • NachtnebelNachtnebel
    edited October 2009
    I'll make sure to take care of your wife after this, then.
    The roar of the cannons is my battle symphony!
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited October 2009
    So that's why you're waving your sword like a baton.
    This shirt was dyed red in the blood of my enemies!
  • NachtnebelNachtnebel
    edited October 2009
    I bet robbing the blood bank was quite the challenge for you.
    No guts no glory, so allow me to spill yours!
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